[Brother Temperance]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

wile the Jedi differed Greatly as they seached for peace

So they're a bunch of peacenik hippy surrender monkeys, except they live inside your head instead of in France?

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Any kind of "Traditional" weapon is no match for having God on your side.

Oh, that and having the biggest guns of course............
.............and a few Nukes...............
............and half a million Troops.............
..................and a few million $'s to bribe the enemies corrupt leaders.

I've never met a Sith. Are they Sand Negra's?

If you will allow i will show you what the Sith are: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sith

wile the Jedi differed Greatly as they seached for peace

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jedi

[Talitha]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Anakin according Legend was supposed to destroy the Sith and Bring a balance to the force (Sith = Evil). Firearms are what bring this country down Swords and traditional Weapons are the best kinds of Weapons.

Any kind of "Traditional" weapon is no match for having God on your side.

Oh, that and having the biggest guns of course............
.............and a few Nukes...............
............and half a million Troops.............
..................and a few million $'s to bribe the enemies corrupt leaders.

I've never met a Sith. Are they Sand Negra's?

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

He defeated a punk kid he trained for crying out load. If anybody knew were "The Chosen One" weakness was it would be Obi Wan Kenobi. You really have no clue about martial arts do you? PRAISE Jesus I am smart enough to stick to firearms.

Anyway, who chose this "Chosen One"? It certianly wasn't God. God doesn't want a balance between good and evil. God crushes evil. Sounds like the Jedi are in league with Satan to me.

Anakin according Legend was supposed to destroy the Sith and Bring a balance to the force (Sith = Evil). Firearms are what bring this country down Swords and traditional Weapons are the best kinds of Weapons.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Like i said in another Thread Obi wan was The master of Sorasu the Resliance form meaning obiwan could outlast alot of people also Obi wan heald people (He healed luke in Ep IV) and he also knew Many other Lightsaber Tecneaks, he defeated the chosen one for crying out loud!!!

He defeated a punk kid he trained for crying out load. If anybody knew were "The Chosen One" weakness was it would be Obi Wan Kenobi. You really have no clue about martial arts do you? PRAISE Jesus I am smart enough to stick to firearms.

Anyway, who chose this "Chosen One"? It certianly wasn't God. God doesn't want a balance between good and evil. God crushes evil. Sounds like the Jedi are in league with Satan to me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

....Oooh boy.

"Like I said in another threat, Obi-wan was the master of Soresu the Resilience Form, meaning Obi-wan could outlast a lot of people. Also, Obi-wan healed people, (he healed Luke in Ep. IV) and he also knew many other lightsaber techniques. He defeated the chosen one for crying out loud!"

There, now its legible.

So not only are you a damned racist, but you pick on retardeds too. Real nice.

[Joo]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Like i said in another Thread Obi wan was The master of Sorasu the Resliance form meaning obiwan could outlast alot of people also Obi wan heald people (He healed luke in Ep IV) and he also knew Many other Lightsaber Tecneaks, he defeated the chosen one for crying out loud!!!

....Oooh boy.

"Like I said in another threat, Obi-wan was the master of Soresu the Resilience Form, meaning Obi-wan could outlast a lot of people. Also, Obi-wan healed people, (he healed Luke in Ep. IV) and he also knew many other lightsaber techniques. He defeated the chosen one for crying out loud!"

There, now its legible.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Obi Wan can't be, Jesus is a much better sword fighter. As Revelations tells us Jesus will take on the entire army of the Anti-Christ by himself and win.

Like i said in another Thread Obi wan was The master of Sorasu the Resliance form meaning obiwan could outlast alot of people also Obi wan heald people (He healed luke in Ep IV) and he also knew Many other Lightsaber Tecneaks, he defeated the chosen one for crying out loud!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Once I see it, I shall believe it. But until then... Well, yeah.

If you don't repent before Jesus returns you will be believing it on the receiving end of His sword.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Obi Wan can't be, Jesus is a much better sword fighter. As Revelations tells us Jesus will take on the entire army of the Anti-Christ by himself and win.

Once I see it, I shall believe it. But until then... Well, yeah.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Hey atleast Obi wan has the Fracking Robe

Obi Wan can't be, Jesus is a much better sword fighter. As Revelations tells us Jesus will take on the entire army of the Anti-Christ by himself and win.

[Joo]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Hey atleast Obi wan has the Fracking Robe

...The robe doesn't make the messiah.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

*puts head in hands and groans*

Hey atleast Obi wan has the Fracking Robe

[Shallow-izer]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

So you two homers think that Jesus is Captain Kirk now?

I thought I'd heard it all....

Well, let's look at it this way.

Both are fictional.

Both have a crew of merry men (except Kirk actually allowed some ladies into his elite circle, unlike Jesus. Possibly eluding to Jesus's "back door" habits.)

Both did amazing things.

Kurt traveled through space, and fought monsters and aliens.

Jesus walked on water, and caused toga parties to erupt everywhere, because he wanted to get plasterd, instead of drink water.

While there are some differences, it's safe to say, that as far as both characters of fiction, they're both entertaining.

I still prefer Brandon Sanderson's book, Elantris better.



The bible, as it is the source of a lot of literary inspiration, get's a 7/10, Star Trek has this huge following, but I'm not a fan of the whole sc-fi thing, 5/10.

Sanderson's novel, well, that's a different story. I found myself engaged, and actually started to genuinely hate the main antagonist, right up till the end.

But it could have been done in a better style. Sometimes I found myself finishing a chapter, cause I knew what was coming next was going to be stale.

Overall, a wonderful introduction to the field, I give Elantris an 8/10.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

No way that Kirk is Jesus, Obi wan maybe but Kirk... No Fraking way

*puts head in hands and groans*