[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Like i said in another Thread Obi wan was The master of Sorasu the Resliance form meaning obiwan could outlast alot of people also Obi wan heald people (He healed luke in Ep IV) and he also knew Many other Lightsaber Tecneaks, he defeated the chosen one for crying out loud!!!

....Oooh boy.

"Like I said in another threat, Obi-wan was the master of Soresu the Resilience Form, meaning Obi-wan could outlast a lot of people. Also, Obi-wan healed people, (he healed Luke in Ep. IV) and he also knew many other lightsaber techniques. He defeated the chosen one for crying out loud!"

There, now its legible.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

....Oooh boy.

"Like I said in another threat, Obi-wan was the master of Soresu the Resilience Form, meaning Obi-wan could outlast a lot of people. Also, Obi-wan healed people, (he healed Luke in Ep. IV) and he also knew many other lightsaber techniques. He defeated the chosen one for crying out loud!"

There, now its legible.

So not only are you a damned racist, but you pick on retardeds too. Real nice.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Like i said in another Thread Obi wan was The master of Sorasu the Resliance form meaning obiwan could outlast alot of people also Obi wan heald people (He healed luke in Ep IV) and he also knew Many other Lightsaber Tecneaks, he defeated the chosen one for crying out loud!!!

He defeated a punk kid he trained for crying out load. If anybody knew were "The Chosen One" weakness was it would be Obi Wan Kenobi. You really have no clue about martial arts do you? PRAISE Jesus I am smart enough to stick to firearms.

Anyway, who chose this "Chosen One"? It certianly wasn't God. God doesn't want a balance between good and evil. God crushes evil. Sounds like the Jedi are in league with Satan to me.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

He defeated a punk kid he trained for crying out load. If anybody knew were "The Chosen One" weakness was it would be Obi Wan Kenobi. You really have no clue about martial arts do you? PRAISE Jesus I am smart enough to stick to firearms.

Anyway, who chose this "Chosen One"? It certianly wasn't God. God doesn't want a balance between good and evil. God crushes evil. Sounds like the Jedi are in league with Satan to me.

Anakin according Legend was supposed to destroy the Sith and Bring a balance to the force (Sith = Evil). Firearms are what bring this country down Swords and traditional Weapons are the best kinds of Weapons.

[Talitha]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Anakin according Legend was supposed to destroy the Sith and Bring a balance to the force (Sith = Evil). Firearms are what bring this country down Swords and traditional Weapons are the best kinds of Weapons.

Any kind of "Traditional" weapon is no match for having God on your side.

Oh, that and having the biggest guns of course............
.............and a few Nukes...............
............and half a million Troops.............
..................and a few million $'s to bribe the enemies corrupt leaders.

I've never met a Sith. Are they Sand Negra's?

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Any kind of "Traditional" weapon is no match for having God on your side.

Oh, that and having the biggest guns of course............
.............and a few Nukes...............
............and half a million Troops.............
..................and a few million $'s to bribe the enemies corrupt leaders.

I've never met a Sith. Are they Sand Negra's?

If you will allow i will show you what the Sith are: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sith

wile the Jedi differed Greatly as they seached for peace
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jedi

[Brother Temperance]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

wile the Jedi differed Greatly as they seached for peace

So they're a bunch of peacenik hippy surrender monkeys, except they live inside your head instead of in France?

[Talitha]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Mr Jabber, I feel you are "pulling my Chain".



That Obi-Wankenooby character (middle) is just a Homer film actor from England

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Anakin according Legend was supposed to destroy the Sith and Bring a balance to the force (Sith = Evil).

Jesus will return and defeat and judged the wicked. (Athiests, Pagans, Homers, Heratics = Evil)

Firearms are what bring this country down Swords and traditional Weapons are the best kinds of Weapons.

You are doubly an idiot. Americans have always prefered firearms threw out our history. It wasn't like the Indians could make then and they didn't go for any sword play nonsense. The gun is the traditional weapon for an American.

[The Jabba Master]

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So they're a bunch of peacenik hippy surrender monkeys, except they live inside your head instead of in France?

Were do you get that? the Jedi Fight for the freedom of the people in the republic who want to live there lives

Mr Jabber, I feel you are "pulling my Chain".

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That Obi-Wankenooby character (middle) is just a Homer film actor from England

What dose that matter King Aurther was English and yet he was the greatest King of England!

You are doubly an idiot. Americans have always prefered firearms threw out our history. It wasn't like the Indians could make then and they didn't go for any sword play nonsense. The gun is the traditional weapon for an American.

and you are an idiot for thinking that the Traditional weapon for amarica is the Gun. What it realy is Spears, Bows and Arows (Native Amaricans are the real amaricans and i am glad to say that i have that blood flowing withen me.

as Obi-Wan had said on many ocations :

"Blasters... so unsivalized"

[Bobby-Joe]

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Were do you get that? the Jedi Fight for the freedom of the people in the republic who want to live there lives

And did the entire time did they set off one nuke? No. We Americans love FREEDOM so much we set off two and won the war, unlike the Jedi.

Even in their fantasies liberals are losers.

What dose that matter King Aurther was English and yet he was the greatest King of England!

Greatest fictional King of England. Even if you assume King Arthur is real King Edward III was far cooler. King Edward crushed both Scotland and France and captured both countries Kings. Even did a number on Spain when he helped overthrow King Pedro the Cruel. Scads of Frenchmen were killed or reduced to abject misery by King Edward III and he didn't need any silly magical sword to do it. Jesus loves King Edward III.

and you are an idiot for thinking that the Traditional weapon for amarica is the Gun. What it realy is Spears, Bows and Arows (Native Amaricans are the real amaricans and i am glad to say that i have that blood flowing withen me.

Indians aren’t Americans. They were sent here to pre-steal this land from us Christians. Real Americans came over starting in 1612 on the Mayflower, they all had guns.

as Obi-Wan had said on many ocations :
"Blasters... so unsivalized"

So we back to that blaster question again. You argue with me then that they are pretty stupid for even a fantasy weapon then?

[Kazoo]

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And did the entire time did they set off one nuke? No. We Americans love FREEDOM so much we sent off two and won the war, unlike the Jedi.

Even in their fantasies liberals are losers.

*shudders* Such atrocious grammar abounds on this forum. Regardless, the Republic was a loose-knit federation of freedom-fighters and largely had technology greatly inferior to that of the Empire (see: Star Crusher, Death Star, Dark Reaper, etc.).

Greatest fictional King of England. Even if you assume King Arthur is real King Edward III was far cooler. King Edward crushed both Scotland and France and captured both countries Kings. Even did a number on Spain when he helped overthrow King Pedro the Cruel. Scads of Frenchmen were killed or reduced to abject misery by King Edward III and he didn't need any silly magical sword to do it. Jesus loves King Edward III.

When all else fails, always resort to comparisons involving how much cooler so-and-so was. And I thought that you were under the conviction that England is a land full of unsaved sissy homosexuals...

Indians aren’t Americans. They were sent here to pre-steal this land from us Christians. Real Americans came over starting in 1612 on the Mayflower, they all had guns.

*smacks head* "Pre-steal" is not a word--the closest word to it is Prestel, a British videotex system, launched in 1979, in which interactive information could be received via a telephone line and viewed on a specially adapted television set. It is not possible to "pre-steal" something--either something is without ownership and you claim it, else you purchase or steal it from a current owner.

Lord (Vishnu, Yahweh, Budda, God, Allah--take your pick), you people have no concept of proper English, do you? It is absolutely insulting...

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

And did the entire time did they set off one nuke? No. We Americans love FREEDOM so much we sent off two and won the war, unlike the Jedi.

Jedi strive to preserve life they dont use nukes but im shure you would love the Mandolorens as they did stuff like that during the Mandoloren Wars

Greatest fictional King of England. Even if you assume King Arthur is real King Edward III was far cooler. King Edward crushed both Scotland and France and captured both countries Kings. Even did a number on Spain when he helped overthrow King Pedro the Cruel. Scads of Frenchmen were killed or reduced to abject misery by King Edward III and he didn't need any silly magical sword to do it. Jesus loves King Edward III.

1. there is proof that Arthur was real
2. King Edward was a tirent and Jesus hates Tirents

Indians aren’t Americans. They were sent here to pre-steal this land from us Christians. Real Americans came over starting in 1612 on the Mayflower, they all had guns.

1. Yes they are this contry didnt have any ones name on it
2. Chris Missed amarica by thousends of miles he hit the caribean

So we back to that blaster question again. You argue with me then that they are pretty stupid for even a fantasy weapon then?

Guns are blasters in a form but actualy your right our guns in the Star Wars unaverse wouldnt be classafied as Blasters but rather Slugthowers witch are even more uncivalized thanks for the corection Bob

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

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Lord (Vishnu, Yahweh, Budda, God, Allah--take your pick), you people have no concept of proper English, do you? It is absolutely insulting...[/QUOTE]

And you have no concept of proper Christian worship, do you boy? God Almighty does not appreciate being lumped together with the various manifestations of satan that you are chanting there.

Take your blasphemey elsewhere, Kaisey.

[Kazoo]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

And you have no concept of proper Christian worship, do you boy? God Almighty does not appreciate being lumped together with the various manifestations of satan that you are chanting there.

Take your blasphemey elsewhere, Kaisey.

Well, I fail to see how that is really my problem if I'm a foul Hell-bound sinner anyways. However, I was providing a full range of deities for one to select from. I've the tendency to do such simply out of habit.