[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Brother Ira here.

Listen here, you pajama wearing freak! You hit on my wife again and the last thing you'll see is a baseball bat bursting through your chest like one of those snakes popping out of Sigourney Weaver in those Alien movies! Am I speaking your lingo, BUDDY? Are your sensors picking up what I'm saying here?

When I looked over my wife's shoulder (I screen her computer activities regularly) and saw your post, I said some words that make the Baby Jesus weep. Now, thanks to you, I'll be having to say some very special prayers of forgiveness to Him and add an extra 5% to my tithe this weekend.

Compassionately praying for your Salvation©,
Ira

Whoa, dude! Sorry! I didn't know she was married! It was just a little innocent flirtation, but I don't flirt with married chicks so it won't happen again.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Thats imposable one dose not become retarded for useing the force one Becomes smarter from the Exposer to the force as the force in this galixey is just as powerfull if not more powerfull then god becuse as Kreia once said:



No "God" controles me. If there wasnt such a thing as free will then tell me if what the people did was agenst god then why were they doing it? God did it agenst himself?


Please Call me Kael



Thats right it was a tail and a tale is usualy "an intentionally untrue report"

LOL! First the movies and books, now the video games! Maybe I should start a religion based on the great sayings of Master Chief! Wasn't Kreia a sith? Wouldn't that be like the Christians quoting Lucifer? I understand your confusion though, my slow friend. That sequel was rushed and who knows what was happening at the end? (KOTOR was the only decent thing ever to come from Star Warts, and that was despite it being a Star Warts game. )
Kale (isn't that a vegetable? How appropriate! ), you've answered the question for me. "Real" jedis aren't just sad and they're not just losers. They're sad losers! LOL!

[The Jabba Master]

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LOL! First the movies and books, now the video games!

the Books and games are called the Expanded Unaverce they still happen but they tell more of the story

Maybe I should start a religion based on the great sayings of Master Chief!

oh you would do that just to piss me off wouldnt you...

Wasn't Kreia a sith?Wouldn't that be like the Christians quoting Lucifer?

actualy she was a gray Jedi during KotOR II so no it wouldnt

I understand your confusion though, my slow friend. That sequel was rushed and who knows what was happening at the end? (KOTOR was the only decent thing ever to come from Star Warts, and that was despite it being a Star Warts game. )

i agree it was rushed but the Charictor of Kreia was vary well done. also you shuld try the Jedi knight games (Kyle Katarn kicks ass)

Kale (isn't that a vegetable? How appropriate! )

actualy The meaning of the name Kael is Slender and the origin of the name is Celtic/Gaelic

you've answered the question for me. "Real" jedis aren't just sad and they're not just losers. They're sad losers! LOL!

and thats your opinion but in realaty if faced agenst any one they would come out on top most of the time

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Actually, anyone who hasn't accepted our Lord Jesus Christ as their personal Savior is a sad loser. Case closed. Now put away your little "action figure" dolls and pick up a Bible before it's too late.

[Bobby-Joe]

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and thats your opinion but in realaty if faced agenst any one they would come out on top most of the time

In reality? You used the word "reality" and Jedi in the same sentence.

Since you want to talk about reality Jabba, let's take Iraq. Since you claim the Jedi are the good guys it goes without saying they would be part of the Collation of the Willing in Iraq. How do you think the Jedi would do against terrorist hopped up on drugs? I think it would be hard to mind control someone on pain killers and artificial adrenaline. How would the Jedi do against IEDs? That kind of explosion would be hard to block with a light saber.

[The Jabba Master]

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they wouldnt go into the war but drugs do bad things to the mind ... it makes it weak and unprotected thus a small Jedi mind trick shuld help them find something better to fight like for the freedoms that the founding fathers set up for us

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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they wouldnt go into the war but drugs do bad things to the mind ...

Yea, peaceful beings at last! (Okay, Jedi I knew that the Jedi were peaceful, I just got back from the dentist give me a break!)
Drugs do more than that. They wreck your body and no one wants that. Smoking anything gives you emphazema, doing any drug will age you faster.... Need I go on?
(There you are Pastor Zeke, you once asked me and Vamps why we hated drugs so much, there you go.

[Bobby-Joe]

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they wouldnt go into the war but drugs do bad things to the mind ...

,... like commit US Marine assisted suicide.

it makes it weak and unprotected thus a small Jedi mind trick shuld help them find something better to fight like for the freedoms that the founding fathers set up for us

So you agree the Iraqi insurgents are not fighting for thier nation's freedom like they claim but for pure evil?

Still I find it hard to believe some in on PCB and ready to die is going to be very open minded. You know, I don't even think the Sith ever pulled a stunt like that in your little Star Wars thing. So much for the masters of evil.

Drugs do more than that. They wreck your body and no one wants that. Smoking anything gives you emphazema, doing any drug will age you faster.... Need I go on?

They also let you get the courage to hang around to die in battle you are sure to lose.

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Originally Posted by Dumb, blind and blonde

B-J, as you know, Native Americans have dark hair not blonde....

[The Jabba Master]

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So you agree the Iraqi insurgents are not fighting for thier nation's freedom like they claim but for pure evil?

no there Extreemest, also I wasnt talking about Iraq becuse like I said the Jedi would not go over there they would suport those in medical fasilatys but they wouldnt fight in it they would only fight if atacked personaly

[Bobby-Joe]

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no there Extreemest, also I wasnt talking about Iraq becuse like I said the Jedi would not go over there they would suport those in medical fasilatys but they wouldnt fight in it they would only fight if atacked personaly

So they are like the French. Go on about wonderful warriors they are but surrender at the first excuse.

[The Jabba Master]

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So they are like the French. Go on about wonderful warriors they are but surrender at the first excuse.

No Jedi Only fight if thats the only option although some Jedi like "Agressive nagoteations" the Call of the Jedi is to only fight if thats the only option

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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No Jedi Only fight if thats the only option although some Jedi like "Agressive nagoteations" the Call of the Jedi is to only fight if thats the only option

Well then you should never fight. Since you always have the option of dying/surrendering instead.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Jesus just pointed out something to me morning prayer; Star Wars is pure evil because it promotes Nergoidism. Take the story line of Anakin Skywalker; he starts out a white kid and after rutting with a liberal painted harlot (Padme) getting a gay friend (3CPO) messing in a New Age Religion (Jedism) he turns into a large black man (Darth Vader).

Face it, Jedis are pure evil because they are turning our kids black.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Jesus just pointed out something to me morning prayer; Star Wars is pure evil because it promotes Nergoidism. Take the story line of Anakin Skywalker; he starts out a white kid and after rutting with a liberal painted harlot (Padme) getting a gay friend (3CPO) messing in a New Age Religion (Jedism) he turns into a large black man (Darth Vader).

Face it, Jedis are pure evil because they are turning our kids black.

This one single post has just reduced my respect for the entire thread by 40 points.