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  • The Jabba Master
    TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
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    • Jun 2007
    • 250

    #166
    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

    [quote=Bobby-Joe;96911]Yes there is a name for your' kind of conservative friend "RINO"; Republican In Name Only. The fact that you are no kind of Christian makes you no kind of American, much less an American conservative.[quote] You don’t need to Christian to believe in what the US was built on. Remember 'Freedom of Religion' was created for a reason.


    Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
    Jedi! Hey! I didn't think you were coming back.
    Captian Kirk! How dare you call me a fanboy! I'll have you know that I can be classified as a hard-core, die hard, fangirl freak, thank you very much. I wear my title proudly, even though, looking at me you wouldn't know....
    Yep I’m back to teach these fools a lesson
    Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
    Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
    Jedi respect all life, in any form.
    Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
    Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #167
      Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

      Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      Yes there is a name for your' kind of conservative friend "RINO"; Republican In Name Only. The fact that you are no kind of Christian makes you no kind of American, much less an American conservative.
      You don’t need to Christian to believe in what the US was built on. Remember 'Freedom of Religion' was created for a reason.
      Yes, it was created to we TRUE Christians(tm) could practice our faith without the interference of the Church of England or the Catholic Church. All the founding fathers like Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin were Christians.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #168
        Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Yes there is a name for your' kind of conservative friend "RINO"; Republican In Name Only. The fact that you are no kind of Christian makes you no kind of American, much less an American conservative.
        You don’t need to Christian to believe in what the US was built on.
        Yes you do. Silly boy.
        Remember 'Freedom of Religion' was created for a reason.
        Yes, so you could be free to follow harmful cults and ensure that we don't have to share Heaven with a jabbering retard for eternity!
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Senior Pastor
          VP of Evangelical Outreach
          On FIRE for Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5812

          #169
          Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

          Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
          Fun fact - Star Wars isn't real!
          Anyone who bases their life on fiction is truly in a sad state of affairs. These Star Wars fanatics are as bad as the Trekkers. Once when I was out of town, I had the misfortune of being seated in a restaurant next to a table full of Star Wars fanatics and Trekkers. They were LOUDLY debating over the strengths of this fictional character vs. that fictional character and the merits of this fictional weapon vs. that fictional defensive technology. I can't think of a larger waste of time.

          I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that I didn't go over and give those weirdos the rebuking and scripture lesson they deserved. I was too exhausted from street witnessing for Christ most of the day, and spending the early evening at Rodeheaver Auditorium watching a debate outlining the merits of Calvinist Theology over Arminian Theology.

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          • Blind leading the blind
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            • Jun 2007
            • 240

            #170
            Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

            It's not that we base our lives on it (though there are the crazies out there), it's that we love our Star Wars (and the Trekkies love their Star Trek). We love debate and it brings us together as friends. Sure the Trekkies still hate the Warsies but that's just a fact of Sci-Fi and geekdom. Most of us were raised on one of the space sagas. I'm not ashamed to say that my mother and by brother both taught me all I know about Star Wars, the rest I learned from the Internet and I can beat them in a trivia game anyday.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
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              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #171
              Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

              Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
              It's not that we base our lives on it (though there are the crazies out there), it's that we love our Star Wars (and the Trekkies love their Star Trek). We love debate and it brings us together as friends. Sure the Trekkies still hate the Warsies but that's just a fact of Sci-Fi and geekdom. Most of us were raised on one of the space sagas. I'm not ashamed to say that my mother and by brother both taught me all I know about Star Wars, the rest I learned from the Internet and I can beat them in a trivia game anyday.
              Blind,

              Life isn’t about endlessly regurgitating trivia to make some obscure point for some small peer group you have allied yourself with. The differences between Treki and Warsee are utterly undetectable to an outsider. If you are going to base your morality on something you need to find something that is crystal clear and beyond debate. PRAISE Jesus He has given us Christianity.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Blind leading the blind
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                • Jun 2007
                • 240

                #172
                Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                Who says that's where I, as a singular indevidual, base my morality. Star Wars is just what I like. I can Like whatever I want to like.
                My morality, while we're on the subject, is based on not hurting or manipulating anyone, not holding anyone back, and ultimately living as quietly and comfortable as possible. Where's the harm in that?

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                • SalvationSeeker
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3892

                  #173
                  Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                  Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                  Who says that's where I, as a singular indevidual, base my morality. Star Wars is just what I like. I can Like whatever I want to like.
                  My morality, while we're on the subject, is based on not hurting or manipulating anyone, not holding anyone back, and ultimately living as quietly and comfortable as possible. Where's the harm in that?
                  By rejecting Jesus you've harmed yourself, and sentenced yourself to hell. And you've harmed others too:
                  Since you could have preached the Word of God and help save them from hell!
                  (And then they could have saved others.. and so on.)

                  Basically; anyone who hasn't accepted Jesus is an evil and uncaring person at heart.
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Blind leading the blind
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                    • Jun 2007
                    • 240

                    #174
                    Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                    I accepted Jesus once. My life went to hell after that. Explain that if you can!

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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
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                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892

                      #175
                      Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                      Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                      I accepted Jesus once. My life went to hell after that. Explain that if you can!
                      Easy. You didn't really. And Jesus likes to torment FALSE so-called Christians.

                      Accepting Jesus is not saying the words "I accept Jesus."
                      Unless you believe in the entire Bible, EVERY word..
                      And that God is perfect, knows all, sees all, controls all..
                      That Jesus literally and physically rose from the dead after 3 days..
                      (And so on.)
                      And have the works to show for such a faith..
                      Then you haven't accepted Jesus, but a fantasy-Jesus.

                      You tell me what your beliefs were, and I'll show you what you did wrong.. For instance:

                      Did you believe that Jesus removed the Mosaic law?
                      Did you believe that eating his flesh and drinking his blood was literal?
                      Did you believe that God is one, yet three?
                      Did you believe in dragons and unicorns?
                      Did you believe that pi = 3 ?
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • Captain James T. Kirk
                        Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 155

                        #176
                        Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                        Your Transporters wouldnt work you fool .

                        1. Shealds Block them its been said in many Star treck epasodes so realy were working on both Cannon's.

                        2. about them fitting a shuttle in, it would be blasted before it could get close enough to the trench becuse those things are so slow.

                        Kirk was the worst Captain anyway he didnt act like one anyway he just acted like a horny teenager, and thats the worst kind of Captain.
                        LOL! You're a tard, tard.

                        1. What "shealds"? If the Death Star had any kind of force field, it would have been indestructible! All it took was one incestuous young man in an X-Wing fighter to fly up to the hole and shoot a torpedo into it. NO SHIELDS! The Enterprise, having a transporter, wouldn't need to get that close. They routinely beam people up and down from miles in orbit, so it wouldn't need to get anywhere near as Luke Sisterstalker did. If the Death Star had any shields or force fields, the rebels wouldn't have been able to get anywhere near it. All it had for it was that it was really large and fortified. The rebels were even able to do minor damage and kill a few DS crew by shooting at it randomly.
                        So no "shealds".

                        2. See 1. The Enterprise, on the other hand, has shields. It wouldn't have to get anywhere near the trench to beam in a torpedo, and it could sustain attacks long enough to beam in the torpedo.

                        3. Captain Kirk rocks! Unlike Luke Sisterstalker who had the hots for his sister, or that perv Obi Wantayoungman Kenobi who wanted to do it Wookiee-style with Luke.
                        Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                        • Blind leading the blind
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                          #177
                          Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                          I believed in all of that, was baptized and prayed for. Yet there was something that didn't belong.... Wait, why am I spilling my soul for you to see?

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                          • Captain James T. Kirk
                            Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 155

                            #178
                            Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                            Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                            Jedi! Hey! I didn't think you were coming back.
                            Captian Kirk! How dare you call me a fanboy! I'll have you know that I can be classified as a hard-core, die hard, fangirl freak, thank you very much. I wear my title proudly, even though, looking at me you wouldn't know....
                            ROFLMAO! Sorry! Hey, didn't I see you on tv the other day?
                            Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                            • Blind leading the blind
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                              #179
                              Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                              Kirk........Luke didn't know that Leia was his sister.... Not when that kiss happeded, and after that there was no other such incident, unless u count Robot Chicken.....but no one ever does.....Gods I hate Robot Chicken!

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                              • Captain James T. Kirk
                                Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 155

                                #180
                                Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

                                Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                                Kirk........Luke didn't know that Leia was his sister.... Not when that kiss happeded, and after that there was no other such incident, unless u count Robot Chicken.....but no one ever does.....Gods I hate Robot Chicken!
                                Not that they talked about, but you know Luke wanted to dip his R2 into her D2.
                                Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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