[Miss Maisie]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

Well, I do hope I won't be going down to the lake of fire, and I do hope the Pastors soon receive in the mail the tithe from my Daddy, as he understands it, you're in need of a new Learjet to teach the word of God to the needy and the uncivilized barbarians?

But, I chose the answer which I thought many unsaved might choose. For example that tarty witch-girl, Rachael. It seems her and people like that would fall to their knees and ask their dark lord why did he forsake them and lie after their years of loyal service.

Those silly people, they had their whole life to repent!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

Well, I do hope I won't be going down to the lake of fire, and I do hope the Pastors soon receive in the mail the tithe from my Daddy, as he understands it, you're in need of a new Learjet to teach the word of God to the needy and the uncivilized barbarians?

But, I chose the answer which I thought many unsaved might choose. For example that tarty witch-girl, Rachael. It seems her and people like that would fall to their knees and ask their dark lord why did he forsake them and lie after their years of loyal service.

Those silly people, they had their whole life to repent!

No, Miss. Learjets are too cramped and have a limited range. We fly Gulfstreams and we have access to Air Force 2 periodically.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

Well, that makes sense, sir. All those barbarians who haven't yet heard the word of the Lord, it's best y'all reach them as soon as possible, the end of days are coming and all those poor people living in squalor in other countries who have no food or clean water haven't even seen a bible! It's best they get the word of GOD into them before those poor souls die due to poor living conditions, bless their hearts.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

No food or clean* water. Begging your pardon, sir, I don't seem to be able to edit.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

No food or clean* water. Begging your pardon, sir, I don't seem to be able to edit.

Then Jesus must have withdrawn your moderator credentials. I am sure that as soon as they are again required, HE will reinstate them.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

I'll trust in your Godly wisdom in these matters, sir.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

I'll trust in your Godly wisdom in these matters, sir.

It's nothing to do with me, Miss. It is entirely up to Jesus. If He doesn't see a mistake, there cannot be one.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

Well, that makes sense, sir. All those barbarians who haven't yet heard the word of the Lord, it's best y'all reach them as soon as possible, the end of days are coming and all those poor people living in squalor in other countries who have no food or clean water haven't even seen a bible! It's best they get the word of GOD into them before those poor souls die due to poor living conditions, bless their hearts.

So.....let me get this straight.
You don't see anything wrong with the things you just said? It doesn't bother you slightly that money is spent to force bibles onto people in third world countries that could be spent oh....I don't know....feeding them??

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

So.....let me get this straight.
You don't see anything wrong with the things you just said? It doesn't bother you slightly that money is spent to force bibles onto people in third world countries that could be spent oh....I don't know....feeding them??

Silly woman! They are going to die from AIDS or Ebola anyway. They need Bibles more than food, even if they can't be Saved(TM).

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

So.....let me get this straight.
You don't see anything wrong with the things you just said? It doesn't bother you slightly that money is spent to force bibles onto people in third world countries that could be spent oh....I don't know....feeding them??

We are feeding them. Feeding them God's Word!
Luke 4:4 And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God.

[Arcticdawn]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

So as an unrepentant Mormon (and possibly a hippy), you're doomed to the fiery pits. What do you think your reaction will be as angels fling you into the fire?
As for your earlier comment, what does it matter what the unsaved claim to believe now? The question is how they will react when they discover they were wrong and it's too late to do anything about it.

Sister Mary Maria, please forgive me if I do not trust your judgement of my afterlife. There is only one with that authority, and his name is Jesus Christ. I have no doubt that we shall all recieve our just rewards according to our works, when we stand before the Judgement Bar of God.

Also, I have a distaste for the hippy philosophy, though I do indeed tend to set myself apart from other people and society, though in a 'I like to read and I don't party' sort of way. In addition, I carry conservative philosophies, and very much dislike the concept of liberalism in general. The belief that one can do whatever they please so long as it doesn't hurt anyone else is an unsound and false idealogy, born from a belief in freedom and twisted into an excuse for hedonism.

I find it interesting that so many people have one goal - to be saved in the Kingdom of Heaven - but are so... rabid towards any other who presumes to know the way, if it differs from their own.

Ah, well. Such is life.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

I find it interesting that so many people have one goal - to be saved in the Kingdom of Heaven - but are so... rabid towards any other who presumes to know the way, if it differs from their own.

Friend,

I am starting my doubts about your conservative credentials. There is only one way, Jesus way. To hold that anything else is permissible is to condone the most vile, Satanic practices imaginable. It is that kind of thinking that has brought this great country to its' knees with its streets filled with liberals, homers and atheists. To be different to Jesus is to swear alliance to Lucifer himself and agree that child murderers have the right to stalk your neighborhood.

I understand you are Mormon and not a TRUE Christian but in time you will grow close to the truth. Ronald Regan struck the first blow to free this country from the oppression of sin. Regan is with Jesus in Heaven now watching us from Heaven as GW Bush does his part. The fight goes on.

YIC
Bobby-Joe Tabor

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

Sister Mary Maria, please forgive me if I do not trust your judgement of my afterlife. There is only one with that authority, and his name is Jesus Christ. I have no doubt that we shall all recieve our just rewards according to our works, when we stand before the Judgement Bar of God.

I'm not judging you. The Bible is. The one true King James 1611 Bible. To follow anything else is to have fellowship with Satan.

http://www.chick.com/reading/books/158/158_31.asp

Any Christian who surveys the religious land-scape today can see that it is littered with cults that try to steal the glory away from the true Jesus and place it in some human fraud, whether it is the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith or some New Age guru. All of these cults have "another Christ" (Matt. 24:24) and "another gospel" (Gal. 1:8).

You really need to read this one, my Mormon friend. This one too, as it shows how your cult is nothing more than a den of pagans.

[vestal_mastecation (On Moderation)]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

I'm not judging you. The Bible is. The one true King James 1611 Bible. To follow anything else is to have fellowship with Satan.

Surely fellowship with Satan is better than accepting anything that intolerant, hate-filled old coots like Jack Chick write. Most of the material in his tracts are based on lies, inaccuracies and exaggeration. Muslims do not 'Islam' (submit) to a moon god, nor do Roman Catholics worship a wafer.

Probably one of Chick's greatest lies is that the KJV1611 was translated without reference to the Vulgate, which he regards as a book of the Devil.

With nuts like Chick it is no wonder that fundamentalists have problems retaining new recruits.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

Surely fellowship with Satan is better than accepting anything that intolerant, hate-filled old coots like Jack Chick write. Most of the material in his tracts are based on lies, inaccuracies and exaggeration. Muslims do not 'Islam' (submit) to a moon god, nor do Roman Catholics worship a wafer.

Really? So you've never heard of Transubstantiation? Nor Hubal?
That tranny thing is where cathylicks belive that wafers, pretty much through the "power of priests" become JESUS HIMSELF! (Blasphemy!)
As such, they treat these wafers like holy objects, they even have these silly paddles to make sure that if the wafer is dropped, "Jesus" won't hit the ground.
So yes, they worship wafers.

As for Hubal, he was the original false god of the Kaba. Also referred to as Al-ilah. (sounds familiar??)
The rituals to worship him was identical to islam, pilgrimage to the Kaba, throwing rocks at statues, pray 5 times a day, worship around the Kaba etc etc
He was a moon god and his symbol was the crescent moon..

So the muslims only worship a god with the same name as Hubal, same symbol, and same rituals..
And the muslim calender is even based on the movements of the moon!
But yeah, Islam has nothing at all to do with moon worship..

Probably one of Chick's greatest lies is that the KJV1611 was translated without reference to the Vulgate, which he regards as a book of the Devil.

With nuts like Chick it is no wonder that fundamentalists have problems retaining new recruits.

The vulgate is a translation from earlier & corrupted sources!
While the KJV1611 is translated from even earlier, non-corrupted sources.
And even further, God Himself guided the scribes of the KJV1611.

So no, they don't have anything to do with each other, and if you think the KJV1611 is a translation of the Vulgate, then you're dumb.. I mean real dumb.

Do you even know any latin? Probably not.
Have you ever read the Vulgate and the KJV1611 extensively? No, you haven't.
Because if you had, then you'd know that the differences are HUGE.