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  • Brother V
    True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3481

    #46
    Re: And I had thought I saw it all

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    I don't let men hit me. I stand up for myself and hit them back.
    It's so much more fun to hit someone who doesn't want to be hit. PRAISE JESUS!!!

    Also... if you are able to hit back, the man who hits you needs to start working out a little more.

    You should learn your place though, so he doesn't HAVE to hit you.

    YIC
    V
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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    • hellion
      Nasty and Mean-Spirited
      • Nov 2006
      • 564

      #47
      Re: And I had thought I saw it all

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      There is nothing imaginary about Jesus friend; you see He is there in The Bible.
      Jesus can't be real if the bible isn't real.
      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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      • Darren Ingram-Myers
        Liebral Girlie-Man
        • Nov 2006
        • 163

        #48
        Re: And I had thought I saw it all

        Originally posted by hellion View Post
        You the HELL are you talking about you ugly whore?
        I thought you were a feminist, and yet you resort to attacking another woman with blatantly misogynistic, women-objectifying language. I am so disappointed.
        The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #49
          Re: And I had thought I saw it all

          Originally posted by hellion View Post
          I've been to church. I know what the bible says. I'm just not obsessed with it like you freaks are.
          That's pretty desperate, even for you. Going to church doesn't make you a Bible scholar any more than going to a parking lot makes you a car. That's especially true for the hippy-dippy liberal "churches" that cherry-pick Scripture to make it more politically correct for modern liberals.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #50
            Re: And I had thought I saw it all

            Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
            I thought you were a feminist, and yet you resort to attacking another woman with blatantly misogynistic, women-objectifying language. I am so disappointed.
            What kind of hippie communist nonsense is this? We do not encourage feminazism in God's favorite forum. Females need to know their place, which is primarily to keep quiet, serve their men in all ways, and bake soldiers for Christ.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • hellion
              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
              • Nov 2006
              • 564

              #51
              Re: And I had thought I saw it all

              Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
              I thought you were a feminist, and yet you resort to attacking another woman with blatantly misogynistic, women-objectifying language. I am so disappointed.
              I attack women who bad-mouth me. I don't discriminate. I try to tell them that they're worshipping I bunch of morons who try to control them with the bible, which most christians don't do. But they won't listen to me...
              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

              Moderatio est Figmentum

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              • hellion
                Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                • Nov 2006
                • 564

                #52
                Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                What kind of hippie communist nonsense is this? We do not encourage feminazism in God's favorite forum. Females need to know their place, which is primarily to keep quiet, serve their men in all ways, and bake soldiers for Christ.
                Feminazism? Learn how to spell...
                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                Moderatio est Figmentum

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #53
                  Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                  Originally posted by hellion View Post
                  But they won't listen to me...
                  So far, you haven't given us any reason to listen to you.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #54
                    Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    Feminazism? Learn how to spell...
                    How would you spell "feminazism"?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Darren Ingram-Myers
                      Liebral Girlie-Man
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 163

                      #55
                      Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                      Originally posted by hellion View Post
                      I attack women who bad-mouth me.
                      So whenever a woman "bad-mouths you" (read: is imperfectly adulatory to you), you have to attack her with looksist and misogynist language? That shows internalized male chauvinism and false consciousness.

                      I don't discriminate.
                      Really? Then how many of the men here have you called ugly whores?
                      The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                      • Student of Landover
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 184

                        #56
                        Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                        Look at this! The good people of Landover don't even have to rebuke sinners, because they're doing it to themselves.
                        Jeremiah.17.15
                        Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                        • hellion
                          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 564

                          #57
                          Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                          Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                          So whenever a woman "bad-mouths you" (read: is imperfectly adulatory to you), you have to attack her with looksist and misogynist language? That shows internalized male chauvinism and false consciousness.

                          Really? Then how many of the men here have you called ugly whores?
                          I have a lot of guy and girl friends. So no, I don't discriminate. I just don't like men who think it's right (and legal...) to beat their wives and to diliberately run over people. And the worst part is, they use religion to justify their actions.
                          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #58
                            Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            I just don't like men who think it's right (and legal...) to beat their wives and to diliberately run over people.
                            Well, it is, so get used to it!
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • hellion
                              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 564

                              #59
                              Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              Well, it is, so get used to it!
                              So, if it's legal, then why do people get arrested for attempted murder and battery?
                              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                              Moderatio est Figmentum

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                              • Brother Love
                                Yes, THAT Brother Love!
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 403

                                #60
                                Re: And I had thought I saw it all

                                My Space is a EVIL pit of DEMONS! Full of sexual, homersexuals, and degenerates! Why? Because it belong to SATAN that be why! It be a SIN! Ever one on my space should gets down on their knees as prays for FORGIVENESS! I be callin down the BLOOD OF THE LAMB on their heads! Evil house of ill repute..that is whats my space be! SIN...ABOMINATION...EVIL!! Gola lala papa mama baba!!

                                Praisn JESUS!

                                Glory Hallelulah!
                                Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                                "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


                                "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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