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  • alli the hatemonger
    Unsaved trash, vile demon
    • Apr 2010
    • 19

    #1

    Have a think about this

    hai guise, i just thought that you should read this and give me your opinions on it.



    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
  • Seth Campbell
    Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1565

    #2
    Re: Have a think about this

    Originally posted by alli001 View Post
    hai guise, i just thought that you should read this and give me your opinions on it.


    Why do you God-mockers come on here and copy/paste the same stuff over and over again? Please learn a new tune.
    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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    • The Hand
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2010
      • 419

      #3
      Re: Have a think about this

      Did you draw it yourself?
      May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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      • alli the hatemonger
        Unsaved trash, vile demon
        • Apr 2010
        • 19

        #4
        Re: Have a think about this

        Originally posted by The Hand View Post
        Did you draw it yourself?
        no i didn't
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • Youth Pastor Marty
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 365

          #5
          Re: Have a think about this

          Originally posted by alli001 View Post
          no i didn't
          Injuns were the first terrorists to our Godly nation, and they have been treated way more than fairly since the end of the war. Heck, our government lets them sin even more than the hippies!

          My grandfather never ceased to make me laugh as a boy when he told me "If God didn't intend for us to shoot at those folks, He wouldn't have made them the color of a bullseye!"

          Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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          • Seth Campbell
            Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 1565

            #6
            Re: Have a think about this

            Originally posted by alli001 View Post
            no i didn't
            But you didn't reference it either. Isn't that plagiarism?
            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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            • alli the hatemonger
              Unsaved trash, vile demon
              • Apr 2010
              • 19

              #7
              Re: Have a think about this

              Originally posted by BIGs_Boss View Post
              But you didn't reference it either. Isn't that plagiarism?
              Sorry about that i was just surfing the net and found it, whoever had posted it prior to me had not referenced it. So there was nobody to give credits to.
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22889

                #8
                Re: Have a think about this

                I fail to see anything funny or relevant in your copy/paste exercise. If you read the Bible (KJV1611) you will find that God led His People into lands pre-stolen from them by other tribes. God then led armies against these heathens and slaughtered them. Thus the land became His.

                The downfall of the injun was their drunkenness, their incomprehensible languages, their inability to invent the wheel, but mainly their lack of Christianity.

                The cartoon you chose displays an ignorance of history and attempts to make a false point by deception. A shameful piece, especially on The Lord's Day.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22373

                  #9
                  Re: Have a think about this

                  Originally posted by alli001 View Post
                  Sorry about that i was just surfing the net and found it, whoever had posted it prior to me had not referenced it. So there was nobody to give credits to.
                  So you admit to stealing from a thief?
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: Have a think about this

                    The last one is missing the capition that reads "Go back to your reservation".
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • alli the hatemonger
                      Unsaved trash, vile demon
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 19

                      #11
                      Re: Have a think about this

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      So you admit to stealing from a thief?
                      Please, stay on topic.
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Have a think about this

                        Originally posted by alli001 View Post
                        Please, stay on topic.
                        What topic?

                        All you did was plagiarize a comic that mocks America (God's favorite country!). What do you expect us to say about that?

                        Why are you even here? This is a Christian forum.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • bruster
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 9

                          #13
                          Re: Have a think about this

                          i think its clever and ironic

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Have a think about this

                            Originally posted by bruster View Post
                            i think its clever and ironic
                            I think you need to compose a worthwhile and complete sentence before posting again, or the Pastors will likely ban you for being lazy and stupid.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • bruster
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 9

                              #15
                              Re: Have a think about this

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              I think you need to compose a worthwhile and complete sentence before posting again, or the Pastors will likely ban you for being lazy and stupid.
                              bro chill out

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