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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #61
    Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

    Originally posted by sylvauria View Post
    a sorceress is a satanist, i am a pagan worshiper of the gods and earth if you consider herbs etc witchcraft, burn me and get it over with because there are no scriptures from a man made and written book that will have me turn away from the gods
    No we consider "herbs" being a stoner.

    We are quaking in our shows over your +3 magical sword LARPer.

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #62
      Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

      Originally posted by sylvauria View Post
      i do practice docterine and rituals of my belief rigerously who said i did not?
      Originally posted by sylvauria View Post
      and in this day and age we have to change some of the sacrafices yes but the gods understand. and no thanx im happy where i am worshiping the true gods and their will.
      Who said you did not? You just said you did not. It is quite clear, gtesylvania, that you make up your ancient religion as you go along.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #63
        Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        No we consider "herbs" being a stoner.
        That would certainly explain how she manages to "see" all of those ancient Greek deities.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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        • Bogdana Alkeav
          Unsaved trash, vodka-guzzling commie harlot
          • Mar 2009
          • 241

          #64
          Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

          Originally posted by sylvauria View Post
          please someone tell me that this is a religious bs site. i pray to the gods it is because if you believe the things you post you honestly do deserve a christian's hell. i have been a pagan for 13 years "wiccan" and am a high priestess. and i am here to tell you you dont have a clue what a pagan or a wiccan is and that karma is a B**** to endure. may the goddess show you mercy because i am all out.
          sylvauria, you claim to believe in the Greek pantheon of gods because you "saw" one of them and "feel their presence" in your life.

          At the same time, millions of Christians claim to feel Jesus' presence in the Bible.

          There are millions of Muslims who claim to feel Allah working in their lives.

          Hindus have a whole pantheon of gods unrelated to the Greeks, and theirs date back much further.

          People believe they can reach nirvana through meditation.

          People believe they remember past lives.

          People believe they have died temporarily and seen heaven.

          People believe that angels visit them.

          People believe they can predict the future.

          People believe they have been abducted by aliens.

          People believe the world is controlled by giant lizards.

          Your personal feelings and experiences clearly are NOT a good standard to judge the world by. Why not use logic and reason?

          By the way, historians can detail how the myths of the Greeks were created and adapted through the centuries, most of them being based on earlier gods of other cultures that started out completely different and changed over time. Why exactly do you believe they are real???

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          • sylvauria
            Unsaved trash, cherry-picking playgan
            Under Investigation
            • May 2010
            • 24

            #65
            Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

            i actually have no tats, no piercings, and have never touched an illegal substance its actually frowned upon by us because it risks esp. further herbs we use are for good and healing. and the image i saw was used with candle magicks no herbs at that time were involved. thanks

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            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2241

              #66
              Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

              Originally posted by sylvauria View Post
              and in this day and age we have to change some of the sacrafices yes but the gods understand . . .

              If there is one thing clear in mythology, it is that those
              gods are EXTREMELY TOUCHY. And EXTREMELY TOUCHY about almost everything.

              If they are "understanding", then they are not who you think they are. (And you have essentially admitted you are being deceived)

              You're not someone I would put my faith in, nor would I allow others to do so.

              Compulsive gullibility is not a virtue.




              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              • Noneofyourconcern
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • May 2010
                • 6

                #67
                it definitely is a joke

                It is a joke lol, all they do is edit your posts and censor your words when you speak out against them so it looks like they have more followers.

                EDIT: Rubish, we only edit and delete post to stop trolls from hijacking the forum. Bobby-Joe
                Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 05-21-2010, 08:18 PM. Reason: rightious rebuking of error.

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                • Servant 777
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2010
                  • 5

                  #68
                  Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                  It is definitely not a joke 'noneofyourconcern'.

                  Your words don't need to be 'censored' or your posts 'edited' - you are incriminating yourselves.

                  How can you deny the True Word of the Bible?

                  Let's take a look at what it reveals about sylvauria, who said 'I have been a pagan for 13 years "wiccan" and am a high priestess.'

                  Isaiah 57: 8:
                  8 Behind your doors and your doorposts
                  you have put your pagan symbols.
                  Forsaking me, you uncovered your bed,
                  you climbed into it and opened it wide;
                  you made a pact with those whose beds you love,
                  and you looked on their nakedness.

                  Behind your doors and your doorposts you have put your pagan symbols. Forsaking me, you uncovered your bed, you climbed into it and opened it wide; you made a pact with those whose beds you love, and you looked with lust on their naked bodies.


                  This is the very words of the Holy Bible, and this is what sylvauria is - a god-forsaking pagan! (and most likely also a promiscuous whore, pardon my language).

                  You forsake the Lord Jesus and instead follow false religions!

                  Ask yourself whether eternal damnation in Hell is a joke.

                  I for one know where I will be going - to Heaven to spend eternity with my Lord Jesus!

                  Amen!

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #69
                    Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                    Originally posted by Servant 777 View Post
                    It is definitely not a joke 'noneofyourconcern'.

                    Your words don't need to be 'censored' or your posts 'edited' - you are incriminating yourselves.

                    How can you deny the True Word of the Bible?

                    Let's take a look at what it reveals about sylvauria, who said 'I have been a pagan for 13 years "wiccan" and am a high priestess.'

                    Isaiah 57: 8:
                    8 Behind your doors and your doorposts
                    you have put your pagan symbols.
                    Forsaking me, you uncovered your bed,
                    you climbed into it and opened it wide;
                    you made a pact with those whose beds you love,
                    and you looked on their nakedness.

                    Behind your doors and your doorposts you have put your pagan symbols. Forsaking me, you uncovered your bed, you climbed into it and opened it wide; you made a pact with those whose beds you love, and you looked with lust on their naked bodies.


                    This is the very words of the Holy Bible, and this is what sylvauria is - a god-forsaking pagan! (and most likely also a promiscuous whore, pardon my language).

                    You forsake the Lord Jesus and instead follow false religions!

                    Ask yourself whether eternal damnation in Hell is a joke.

                    I for one know where I will be going - to Heaven to spend eternity with my Lord Jesus!

                    Amen!
                    Well said. Why not start an introduction thread of your own, so we can better get to know you?
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Dirk
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1425

                      #70
                      Re: it definitely is a joke

                      Originally posted by Noneofyourconcern View Post
                      It is a joke lol, all they do is edit your posts and censor your words when you speak out against them so it looks like they have more followers.
                      Your post is a joke my friend. Read the KJV 1611 Bible before God punishes you.

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #71
                        Re: it definitely is a joke

                        Originally posted by Noneofyourconcern View Post
                        It is a joke lol, all they do is edit your posts and censor your words when you speak out against them so it looks like they have more followers.
                        Then why are your posts allowed on here? Why haven't we turned your posts into positive blessings of our site? Why bother doing such things when it would be much easier just to delete and IP ban any dissenters.

                        Or do you think the government is watching you through your TV as well?
                        Drama queen

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                        • H. Montague Worthington
                          True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2716

                          #72
                          Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                          I have read all the posts here, and this is truly frightening--- that some people not only choose to rebuke Jesus, but they live in woodland huts and worship rocks.

                          You ought to get right with Jesus, come out of the forest, and put some plastic covers on your furniture like normal people.

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                          • handmaiden
                            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 11456

                            #73
                            Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                            Sillyvainyou;

                            You apparently have had some difficulties in your life which led you to seek the warm and fuzzy comfort of your shallow, little gods.

                            Most people who have actual visions are recommended to mental health clinics.

                            Your desperate need to feel validated has led you to undergo some ritual or other so that you can claim the title of "high priestess."

                            You claim to know the Bible and yet cannot see it for what it is.

                            The Bible has had more impact on human society than your silly pagan-patische of beliefs. It's adherents --certainly the misguided ones who cop out on a true committment to its every word -- represent a powerful force in this world. (We at LBC rest in the power of the Word.)

                            Your pagan protection means nothing and your curses against us and anyone else you deem against you are laughable.

                            We tell it like it is in the Bible. We don't sugar coat it. That said, we acknowledge its hard truths-- most of which many in the world have rejected.

                            The folks at LBC have maintained a mien that is calm and collected. Your responses suggest you are in a spittle-emitting rage.

                            Are you really angry at us or the parents and other people who have let you down in the past? Are you mad at religion, (no, that can't be it, since you seem willing to accept one of the most bubble-gum versions around) or are you mad at the Bible or God or Jesus or what?

                            You're clearly hurt and angry over something. And you're using your energy blasting us instead of seeking help from a professional.

                            Do the members of your "council" and others with whom you play at religion really have your best interests in mind? Where is the money coming from to supply the logistical needs of their worship venues and practices? What do they require of you? Money, unquestioning belief in their ideas and methods, your body? Are you allowed to consider if their teachings are sound, or would you lose your only sense of affiliation to a social group if you expressed doubt? Losing such a connection can be harder than giving up your imaginary friends, Hera and Hecate.

                            You are encouraged to remain here and consider our position, taking care to mull thoughtfully over the Bible verses kindly provided.

                            Please don't waste your time defending paganism. We really have no respect for it and will hardly be swayed. We do have more respect for you than you may realize and we are deeply concerned about your spiritual and mental wellbeing.

                            Sincerely yours,

                            Handmaiden

                            p.s. note to the brothers, I do not mean to suggest that God has any mercy towards unbelievers; the Bible clearly states otherwise. My prayers for mercy extend to any who are suffering headaches due to the repetative nature and poor quality of so many pagan posts.
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • paganfool
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • May 2010
                              • 28

                              #74
                              Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                              i am not going to lie i did have amny difficulties growing up and pains so yes i saught else where for love and healing and landed up with pagan faiths. but sense then i have been well and now have a husband and a son. the idea of a high priestess is a hard title to claim as it is more difficult than christian college in a way it is course that last three years three days and pledging your self as an apprentice. but i dont really know any more.
                              Exodus 22:18
                              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #75
                                Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

                                Originally posted by paganclan View Post
                                i am not going to lie i did have amny difficulties growing up and pains so yes i saught else where for love and healing and landed up with pagan faiths. but sense then i have been well and now have a husband and a son. the idea of a high priestess is a hard title to claim as it is more difficult than christian college in a way it is course that last three years three days and pledging your self as an apprentice. but i dont really know any more.
                                I can see why, lets look at the requirements for being a High Priestess.
                                • Must be able to perform sex acts with goats.
                                • Must enjoy the taste of roast baby flesh
                                • Must be willing to kill in cold blood.
                                • Must weigh over 290lbs.
                                • View Dungeons and Dragons as a life guide.
                                • Thinks she was an Atlantin Princess™ in her Past Life®.
                                • Be willing to swallow blatant and utterly ludicrous historical revisionism like being part of an "ancient" religion from the 1950s.

                                Not many women can fill that roll.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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