[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

What do you expect from a pirate. They are renowned for not having any manners. When was the last time you seen one that has used a piece of soap.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

And you think my comments were callous and unsympathetic to the deceased?

I am horrified, nay APPALLED at your suggestion that these 6 workers would not have died if there were pasta in the tomato sauce.

Mock indignation doth not suit you sister.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

What do you expect from a pirate. They are renowned for not having any manners. When was the last time you seen one that has used a piece of soap.

How would the good sister see such things, are you implying that she has liaisons with Pirates that she meets on the internet?

Anyway The Great Noodly doth like us to clean and bathe.

ProvHerbs

50 Ahoy there ye dogs; Swab the decks daily or ye house will sink.
55 Cleanliness is next to Noodliness.

[Sister Charli]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Mock indignation doth not suit you sister.

Trying to discredit me does not alter the fact that YOU suggested these workers would not have perished if there were pasta in the fermented sauce.

As I pointed out this time yesterday, I have no intention of getting into any kind of circular argument with you. You can try and deflect the truth as much as you like but folk here saw what you wrote with regards pasta in the source/sauce saving these workers.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

How would the good sister see such things, are you implying that she has liaisons with Pirates that she meets on the internet?

Anyway The Great Noodly doth like us to clean and bathe.

ProvHerbs

Would you stop with your sick perverted fantasies. Everyone knows you pirates are dirty rotten scoundrels.

Sister Charli has been very tolerant with you and then you make such disgusting remarks.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Would you stop with your sick perverted fantasies. Everyone knows you pirates are dirty rotten scoundrels.

Not everyone, just those foolish enough to be taken in by the the Christian theologists propaganda about Pirates

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

A Condensed History of the World
Two Thousand - Five Hundred Years Ago:
The Golden Age of Pirates

What we’re told of Pirates in history books today is blatantly wrong, Thieves and outcasts they were not – these were His Chosen People, the ones who listened and followed His divine plan, whatever it was. The commonly propagated myth that Pirates were thieves can be traced, unsurprisingly to the Christian theologists of the Middle Ages. It’s just another example of the discrimination and misinformation that we’ve had to contend with over the years, and another reason Pastafarians have been so secretive about their beliefs.

Regardless of the lies told about them, the first Pastafarians were peace-loving explorers and spreaders of goodwill, not bloodthirsty criminal Pirates. In fact, they were well known to distribute candy to passing children, thus establishing what is now known as Halloween.

[Sister Charli]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Not everyone, just those foolish enough to be taken in by the the Christian theologists propaganda about Pirates

Rubbish.

Go to any online thesaurus and what do you find when you put the word "pirate" in .....?

brigand, criminal, crook, desperado, forager, gangster, gunperson, highwayperson, hijacker, holdup person, hooligan, marauder, mobster, outlaw, pillager, pirate , plunderer, racketeer, raider, ravager, robber, villain, charlatan, daredevil, entrepreneur, explorer, fortune-hunter, gambler, globetrotter, madcap, mercenary, opportunist, pioneer, romantic, speculator, stunt person, swashbuckler, traveler, venturer, voyager, wanderer.

Not very flattering is it PastaBoy?

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Rubbish.

Go to any online thesaurus and what do you find when you put the word "pirate" in .....?

brigand, criminal, crook, desperado, forager, gangster, gunperson, highwayperson, hijacker, holdup person, hooligan, marauder, mobster, outlaw, pillager, pirate , plunderer, racketeer, raider, ravager, robber, villain, charlatan, daredevil, entrepreneur, explorer, fortune-hunter, gambler, globetrotter, madcap, mercenary, opportunist, pioneer, romantic, speculator, stunt person, swashbuckler, traveler, venturer, voyager, wanderer.

Not very flattering is it PastaBoy?

In case you missed one

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Go to any online thesaurus and what do you find when you put the word "pirate" in .....?

Not very flattering is it PastaBoy?

And the reasons for that....

can be traced, unsurprisingly to the Christian theologists of the Middle Ages

Giving evidence of the position that I have already postulated only serves to confirm that position.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Jo Freddie -
Ironically you and your pasta loving pirate crew will soon be, as you call it "Al dente" as you are boiled like Rigatoni and Fettuccini in eternal Hellfire

[Heratio Christofison]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

the flying faggoty monster sounds like a stupid homosexual invention... it's not funny.. rather absurd... whoever invented this flying faggoty monster deserve to be stone to death!!!!!

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Ephesians 4:29 "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers."

[Heratio Christofison]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Ephesians 4:29 "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers."

AMEN TO THAT ... BUT LOOKY THIS VERSE TALKS ABOUT YEW!!!

Luke 18:11 The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, God, I thank thee, that I am not as other men are, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this publican.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

The threats of eternal damnation in burning lakes of fire are meaningless as no such place exists as the scriptures show us an Intelligent Creator would not go to all the bother of creating us and then torture us in such a way. No that is what a sadist would do, and is a sadist worthy of our love and worship?

Any quotes you give from the kjv1611 collected fairy tales to back up you sick and twisted view of the sick sadist you call god are as meaningful as a quote from The Wizard of OZ as it does not come from the TRUE scriptures but from a work of fiction.

Let us look at what the REAL scriptures have to say on this matter...

An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife
*As transcribed by Solipsy and Auntie Dee Dee

2 It is my contention that a loving God of any kind would not Damn someone to Hell.
3 Darning them to Heck would be a problem for a supposedly intelligent creator.
4 Lakes of fire, boiling waters, sauces, etc, aren't a good choice.
5 If you want to attract "justified" persons, portray just rewards and punishments.
6 If you want to attract lunatics and sadists, portray violent punishments.

22 Not a real burning-in type hell, no boiling lakes of fire, just an appropriate 'reward'.
23 No more lunatics and sadists, please.
24 The current administration's quite enough.
25 Other people have other ideas, but then again other people are promoting Holy War, too.
26 Don't do that in the name of our FSM.
27 That's not the Way to Do Things Right.

Muellers I
a letter to the Macaronians

20 It is most troubling to me, however, to see that there is argument among you that some sort of separate Hell,
21 where those not of The Faith in Our Lord Glob may be thought to go upon their death.
22 No, verily no!
23 This is not the way of His Great Tastiness.
24 He may be most peevish toward the non-believer, t‟is true, as the many accounts of His pranks do demonstrate.
25 He condemneth not, however, any of His Creatures to eternal torment -
26 that is one of the many great sillinesses devised by other earthly religions!
27 There is a place in Heaven, though not necessarily pleasant, for all His Creatures.

48 The Flying Spaghetti Monster who is Our Lord did not create us that we might simply then be condemned for failing to believe in Him.
49 What kind of crazy scheme is that;
50 to bestow his Creatures with life, then to throw that life he bestowed into eternal torment?
51 That is the way of evil deities, not good ones.
52 Our One Who Flies and is Saucy understands that life among beings with free will, on a planet with natural systems that cause tumult, and Scientifically Intelligently Designed by a deity who is prankish and can be peevish, should not end in eternal misery.
53 That‟s insane.
54 What kind of fool would believe such a being worthy of worship?