[for the love of Fsm]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Has your god shot his wad over a 400 year old tome, such as The Holy Bible?

I find that comment to be childish and immature to the point I will not reward it with a intelligable response.

Has the Godly Sarah Palin been touched by his noodly apendage?

I do not claim to know the answer to that question. All I can say is I certainly hope, as I hope for all, that she has been.

Has your god sent his army to Iraq and proven he is more powerful than the false Muslim god?

No war has ever been started by the one true god. No war will ever be started by our one true god. Dominance and force, are not something that pastafarians use to "convince" others to accept the truth.

Is your god punishing Australia with floods?

The answer to all these questions, and many others, is no. Only the True Christian God exists, He hates all other gods and He hates all those that worship false gods.

Got it? ?

You are correct, no was the right answer for many of those statements.

[Homosexualgaylord]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Agreed; Pastafarianism is definitely the right way to go.

[~Cutter~]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Okay.
Since most of the users here are older than my grandmother I would keep this as short as possible for you believers.

this is:

10 Reasons why Pastafari is actually god.

1: He created midgets
2: The Religion explains global warming and piracy is having a connection.
3: Pirate cloth is teh shit!
4: He is everywhere, there is pictures that proves! Because we can PROVE that he exists!
5: Hell is a myth! You can sin much as you want! (Start peeing on your couch)
6: It's a denial of darwinistic theory. The stuff you guys hate with all your heart.
7: Everyone loves spaghetti and meatballs!
8: There is no need to have a religion named after a boy name, when you can have a religion nearly named after some delicious food!
9: You can laugh of hatemails. The High Priest gets them a lot!
10: Do you hear the voices too?

Btw: To sign up for the new curch, you can visit. http://www.landoverbaptist.net

Post people!

Hey buddy, why don't you put down the crack pipe and pick up the Bible?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Hey buddy, why don't you put down the crack pipe and pick up the Bible?

Nefiron's mind is clearer then yours can ever be while you remain under the influence of the cult of the Zombie on a stick.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

The next thing will be that this is proof positive of your deity, some sort of coffee stain on a tea towel.

Come on, get a life.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Agreed; Pastafarianism is definitely the right way to go.

Yes, we should all heed the advice of a pole-smoking Eskimo.



You know, it is possible to Pray the Gay Away™...I did! I did it the hard way, but if you follow Brother Harold Porter's 12 Step Program at

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=55894

you'll be back to normal in no time.



YiC,

The Vicar

[John_Burrows]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I love me some Sgadetti I mean Spaghetti.

Jon

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Brothers and Sisters, Pirates and Wenches, I would like to share a miracle with you all.

Today when I go into work I reached into my bag and found the top of my coffee (I like real coffee so I take fresh coffee into work everyday), my first thought was "Oh Soggy Noodles, no fresh coffee for me tonight" I then found the coffee container, still full to the brim with ground coffee, none had split out. Our Lord Noodle had clearly used his Noodly Appendage to keep the grounds from spilling out all over the inside of my bag.

This proves to me that God IS the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I mean do these Baptist not consider me to be "Unsaved trash" and a "God mocking pirate" The false god of the KJV is mean and vengeful, if he existed then the inside of my bag would be covered in ground coffee would it not?

A little background, I have a 70 mile journey to work, along country roads, over speed bumps, up and down hills, there is no way the coffee could have stayed in the container without divine assistance.

[Ahzohe]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Let's not and say we did.

[ThyShepherdsSheep]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I can only think of 1 Reason why God is not a flying spaghetti monster!

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth

Spaghetti came after the creation of the earth

AMEN!! For a woman, you have much potential in the eyes of the LORD. This argument should have ended after this statement. Nothing could be more factual than this. Who can argue with HIS word? No one!!

[dawkins]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

hail the flying spaghetti monster , i am a true Pastafarian

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

hail the flying spaghetti monster , i am a true Pastafarian

Hi there! Instead of trying to bore us to tears with the same tired "humor" that kids post here every single day, how about coming up with something original?

Failing that, please make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum...we want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth