Scientology

[Mr Holyfire]

I need some serious clarification on this stuff!
What on earth is wrong with these Scientologist scum?

Maybe one of the pastors can clarify it for me?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Scientology

They worship demons, it's as simple as that.

[Mr Holyfire]

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That explains it. "Do art thou will"? What kind of joke is this?
I even hear Scientologists believe in "The Force" from Star Wars.

So, Scientologist: yet another satanic cult in disguise!

[Mark Christ]

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I also heard that instead of the Glorious Cross as their symbol of Salvation they pray to some type of electrical device that has tin cans attached that you hold and it reads your mind.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I also heard that instead of the Glorious Cross as their symbol of Salvation they pray to some type of electrical device that has tin cans attached that you hold and it reads your mind.

The Scientologists call that "electrical device" an "E-Meter". You can read the alleged details here:

http://www.lermanet.com/e-metershort.htm

Landover's own internal investigations have revealed that the scientologists use the device to pleasure their genitals.

Disgusting.

[Sister Charli]

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What on earth is wrong with these Scientologist scum?

A "religion" started by a science FICTION author.

Come on. Do you really think anyone with half a brain would buy that?

[Lisa H]

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A "religion" started by a science FICTION author.

Come on. Do you really think anyone with half a brain would buy that?

Unfortunlty there any many wayward souls that will follow anything. Look at all those Hollywood stars that flock to it.

[Sister Charli]

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Unfortunlty there any many wayward souls that will follow anything. Look at all those Hollywood stars that flock to it.

Oh that is so understandable.

Their life is scripted.

Professional actors/actresses are so used to playing the make believe they have no understanding of TRUTH.

Fake authors. Fake plots. Fake characters. All make believe.

But real people falling for this fantasy .....?

Weird!

[Lisa H]

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I think it must be all those Hollywood drugs and homer affairs they have, causing them not be able distinguish reality from truth.

[Bryan Tamariki]

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Scientologists call themselves a 'church'. If you think that their voluntary submission to space-demons called 'xenu' is bad enough - they don't believe in the Rapture or the Second Coming of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. They reject the King James Bible for something called "Battlefield Earth" .

Think of the worst 'Planet of the Apes' movie . Now instead of intelligent apes running things in the future, which is the sort of thing only drugged out evilootionists or pasta-idiots could believe - you have the Psychlos, a brutal race of giant humanoid aliens who all look like rasta-haired John Travoltas. This is "Battlefield Earth".

John the Sodomite Travolta believed this so strongly that he invested millions of dollars of his own money to make a serious film about it. The following is from the 21st Annual Golden Raspberry Awards:

It's Official: ‘BATTLEFIELD EARTH’ Is Tied With
‘SHOWGIRLS’ as RAZZIES’ All-Time WORST!

When a movie sweeps Tinsel Town’s Tackiest Trophy Derby, should it be considered a “Winning” Streak or a LOSING Streak? That’s just one of the questions the makers of the Big Budget Sci Fi Fiasco BATTLEFIELD EARTH will be asking themselves once they hear what “Won” at The 21st Annual Golden Raspberry (‘RAZZIE’) Awards. Their film, based on a best-selling novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard and starring an unrecognizable John Travolta as a Rasta-Haired, Yellow-Toothed, Cackling Psychotic Alien, took home spray-painted gold trophies in seven of the nine categories Dis-Honored in ceremonies held the traditional Day BEFORE the 73rd Annual Academy Awards® at the Radisson-Huntley Hotel’s Garden Room in Santa Monica, California.
Among the $2.49 statuettes claimed by BATTLEFIELD were: Travolta as Worst Actor, his wife Kelly Preston (as a six-foot-tongued alien secretary!) for Worst Supporting Actress, his co-star Barry Pepper as Worst Supporting Actor (in the role Travolta had wanted to play when he first started pitching the project nearly 20 years ago), Roger Christian for Worst Director, Worst Screenplay (Corey Mandell and J.D. Shapiro, based on Hubbard’s Novel) Worst Screen Couple (“Travolta and Anyone Sharing the Screen with Him!”) and, of course, Worst Picture. EARTH’s seven statuettes pull it into a dead-even tie with All-Time RAZZIE Champion SHOWGIRLS (Which won Worst Picture of the Decade at last year’s 20th Annual RAZZIE Awards).

The only two awards NOT given to BATTLEFIELD were in categories where it wasn’t even nominated: Worst Actress of 2000 went to last year’s Worst Actress of the Century “Winner” Madonna as a Single Mom fighting for custody of her child in The Ham-Fisted Melodramatic Ham-Fest THE NEXT BEST THING. Worst Remake or Sequel was BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH, TOO, which grossed less than $30 million as the follow-up to last year’s $140+ million-grosser THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT.

http://www.razzies.com/asp/content/X...w&articleid=44

[Sister Charli]

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Oh so Brother Tamariki.

You think that all Christians should purchase
a brotherhood ring ..... at what cost was that?
For their salvation of course!

[demonic gibberish deleted]

[Brother Alex]

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Scientology -This is what happens when scientists join forces with satanists. It is a long known fact that Scientology is just Aleister Crowley's satanic doctrine put into a more 'scientific' disguise in order to deceive (2 John 1:7) innocent people into worshiping alien demons. Scientologists are all going to burn in hell (Psalm 9:17) unless they accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, repent of their sins and let the Holy Ghost chase the demons out of their rectums (Acts 2:38).

2 John 1:7 For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.

Psalm 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.

Acts 2:38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

[Proud Faroese]

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The "Church" of Scientology are nothing but a bunch of atheist sci-fi geeks who, i look forward to the day when scientology is a capital crime.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I always wonder if Scientology is like that Spaghetti Monster thing but with more tithing.