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  • McGrath
    Unsaved trash, cheese-eating surrendermonkey
    • Sep 2010
    • 38

    #1

    Does God hate France?

    If so, why?
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22371

    #2
    Re: Does God hate France?

    Originally posted by McGrath View Post
    Does God hate France?
    Yes.

    If so, why?
    Because the French live there.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Brother Helge
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 1074

      #3
      Re: Does God hate France?

      Why else did God make the Germans stomp your arse 1870, 1914 and 1940?
      "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
      John 8:32

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      • McGrath
        Unsaved trash, cheese-eating surrendermonkey
        • Sep 2010
        • 38

        #4
        Re: Does God hate France?

        Why else did God make Napoleon stomp half of Europe's ass in the beginning of the 19th century?
        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: Does God hate France?

          Originally posted by McGrath View Post
          Why else did God make Napoleon stomp half of Europe's ass in the beginning of the 19th century?
          Sorry, could you please tell me who surrendered to who in 1814 and was trucked off to Elba in exile?

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Does God hate France?

            Ok, Where is the punch line. This really cannot be a serious question.

            The only people that like france are fat unmarried spinsters who sit at home, eating gallons of ice cream, have ten cats and watch tawdry romance movies.

            God on the other hand will have nothing to do with these AIDs infested squeakers. So neither shall we. If God says, we do.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • John Creeser
              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
               
              • Aug 2009
              • 7248

              #7
              Re: Does God hate France?

              Didn't the french invent being gay? I'm pretty sure they did. French are responsible for people being gay, enough said.
              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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              • McGrath
                Unsaved trash, cheese-eating surrendermonkey
                • Sep 2010
                • 38

                #8
                Re: Does God hate France?

                How dare you criticize the French. There's noone on earth who can provide such a tasteful and diverse food such as ours!



                (btw you guys made my day )
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • John Creeser
                  Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                   
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 7248

                  #9
                  Re: Does God hate France?

                  Originally posted by McGrath View Post
                  How dare you criticize the French. There's noone on earth who can provide such a tasteful and diverse food such as ours!
                  The ladies in the kitchens of Landover make the best pies on Earth. French pastries are for homers.
                  -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                  -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                  -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                  -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                  -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                  -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                  -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                  STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22371

                    #10
                    Re: Does God hate France?

                    Originally posted by McGrath View Post
                    There's noone on earth who can provide such a tasteful and diverse food such as ours!
                    It's mostly rotten cheese which any sensible human would have thrown away once it started to smell bad. Also your wines are an insult to taste and inferior to American wine.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • McGrath
                      Unsaved trash, cheese-eating surrendermonkey
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 38

                      #11
                      Re: Does God hate France?

                      Well I've yet to taste one.

                      I guess someone here could make one up for me and send it for everyone to taste.
                      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #12
                        Re: Does God hate France?

                        Originally posted by McGrath View Post
                        How dare you criticize the French. There's noone on earth who can provide such a tasteful and diverse food such as ours!

                        (btw you guys made my day )
                        You are funny. The french make sauces (like ketchup) to cover up the taste of bad beef. I have to admit, I almost like french fries though I do not think they are really french, I think that just referrers to cutting in slivers.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • McGrath
                          Unsaved trash, cheese-eating surrendermonkey
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 38

                          #13
                          Re: Does God hate France?

                          Ketchup?French?What?

                          We're not the ones stuffing a sorry piece of beef under cheese pickles tomatoes ketchup and two fat pieces of bread!
                          That's what I call covering a bad piece of beef!

                          French fries are indeed French. Else we wouldn't call them French fries (then again you have Belgium claiming fries are there, but they're just a bunch of wannabees)
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 492

                            #14
                            Re: Does God hate France?

                            Originally posted by McGrath View Post
                            Ketchup?French?What?

                            We're not the ones stuffing a sorry piece of beef under cheese pickles tomatoes ketchup and two fat pieces of bread!
                            That's what I call covering a bad piece of beef!

                            French fries are indeed French. Else we wouldn't call them French fries (then again you have Belgium claiming fries are there, but they're just a bunch of wannabees)
                            No, you are the ones who serve frog legs and snails. Enough said!



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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: Does God hate France?

                              Never heard of Bernaise sauce? It is Devil puss
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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