X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • unappalled worship
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2010
    • 16

    #31
    Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

    Originally posted by Ateist View Post
    Rather piffle alot of free, social, good, smiling people in hell than being a boring christian.
    im sorry to hear that you believe it is more fun to burn in holy fire for eternity where you will be in searing agony and unable talk to any of your fellow sinner's than to make your life a thousand times better and accept god into your life.I will be praying for you, however you most likely will die before you have a chance to repent

    Comment

    • foreverproud
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Dec 2010
      • 20

      #32
      Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Ever look in the mirror? The scientific fact that you can see your reflection is proof.Ever had a cut, then it gets infected and gets green, all kinds of puss ooze out then one day it heals and you are better?
      The Devil did the infecting, God did the healing.
      ya know, when a cut gets infected, it's because bacteria has gotten inside it and infected your cells, injecting them with their own genetic material. More bacterium is created, which then breaks out of the infected cell and go on to infect more cells, spreading. the reason cuts heal is cell division. skin cells divide and replace the skin cells that were lost. and i'd give you the reason why you see yourself in the mirror the way you do, but i fear that it would be far too complex for you to comprehend, so I'll spare your ignorant mind the strain

      Comment

      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22895

        #33
        Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

        Your so-called explanation of a cut doesn't explain why some cuts heal and others go septic and the the person dies. Brother Hutchins' explanation does.
        sigpic


        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

        Comment

        • DeadMan89
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Nov 2010
          • 107

          #34
          Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          It says pretty clearly in the Bible that He does.
          Ok, so by your logic, I can write a book with whatever I want and call it The Bible, and because I say it was from God (no matter if it is or not), then it must be true.

          Good job on that one. I'll write my bible and send you a copy. And if you don't follow it, your a sinning scumbag.

          Comment

          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22375

            #35
            Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

            Originally posted by DeadMan89 View Post
            Ok, so by your logic, I can write a book with whatever I want and call it The Bible, and because I say it was from God (no matter if it is or not), then it must be true.
            Of course not, you would not be capable of such a thing. Only someone who is inspired by God Himself can do it.

            2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

            Comment

            • Brother Helge
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1074

              #36
              Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

              Originally posted by DeadMan89 View Post
              Ok, so by your logic, I can write a book with whatever I want and call it The Bible, and because I say it was from God (no matter if it is or not), then it must be true.
              No, you can't.
              The Bible is already written and there is nothing more to add.

              By the way, some towelhead namned Moohammad and a mormon have already tried and both failed miserably.
              "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
              John 8:32

              Comment

              • Hubert Hope
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                Perverted Gay Porn Poster
                Degenerate pervert who tried to kiss our butts to become a TC and failed miserably.
                • Nov 2010
                • 172

                #37
                Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

                Originally posted by Ateist View Post
                We have proof that Jesus have been existing but how do you know, scientific that god have ever existed ?
                That is the stupidest comment I ever heard!!! "What if God doesnt Exist" ... You're must be one hell of an idiot, there fellow!!! There is no way people like you possess any academic achievement of any sort , for the bible saidth!!

                Psalms 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

                Comment

                • logicreallyescapesme
                  Unsaved Trash
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 23

                  #38
                  Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  It says pretty clearly in the Bible that He does.


                  Okay. Then Twilight is proof enough that Vampires exist and are sucking the blood of humans and glitter. Eragon is proof that Dragons and elves exist. Lord of the Ring is proof that hobbits exist.



                  Great news guys! Books are proof that characters aren't real!









                  Comment

                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #39
                    Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

                    Originally posted by logicreally View Post
                    Okay. Then Twilight is proof enough that Vampires exist and are sucking the blood of humans and glitter. Eragon is proof that Dragons and elves exist. Lord of the Ring is proof that hobbits exist.



                    Great news guys! Books are proof that characters aren't real!
                    Hey godmocker:

                    The Holy Bible was written by God! Those other books were written by joos and perverts. Wake up and accept Jesus NOW!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                    Comment

                    • loveforchrist
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 138

                      #40
                      Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

                      I would quote the Bible verse that PROVES God is real, but oh wait, THE WHOLE BIBLE PROVES IT! Just read the first SENTENCE and it says God is real. As we know, and has been proven time and again by creation scientists, the Bible is 100 percent accurate. There's your proof.
                      My guide to beating children!
                      New to converting sinners? Read this!
                      ATTENTION SINNERS! Read this before it's too late!

                      Comment

                      • Mistress Cookie
                        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 6790

                        #41
                        Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

                        Our God™ exists because if He didn't, the real god in charge would get angry and appear on Earth to tear up our Bibles, flatten our good churches, etc. (PERISH THE THOUGHT!)

                        So we know there's no other god, because that hasn't happened.
                        .
                        Attached Files

                        Comment

                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #42
                          Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

                          Originally posted by loveforchrist View Post
                          I would quote the Bible verse that PROVES God is real, but oh wait, THE WHOLE BIBLE PROVES IT! Just read the first SENTENCE and it says God is real. As we know, and has been proven time and again by creation scientists, the Bible is 100 percent accurate. There's your proof.
                          Right. The Bible says that God is real. It does not say that Zeus, Krishna, or Huitzilopochtli is real. Case closed.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

                          sigpic

                          Comment

                          • Gods Hand!
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 39

                            #43
                            Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

                            Why is everyone so anxious to find proof? I mean.. who needs proof if we have our faith?
                            I believe in God and I don't need no evidence, because I feel The Lord's presents with me all day, every day, and that proofs it for me . And if that won't do the trick for you buddy, well then you shall just burn and burn until you're even more roasted then Nelson Mandela himself!
                            KEEP THE FAITH, KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY, KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE KIDS!

                            Comment

                            • loveforchrist
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 138

                              #44
                              Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

                              Originally posted by Gods Hand! View Post
                              Why is everyone so anxious to find proof? I mean.. who needs proof if we have our faith?
                              I believe in God and I don't need no evidence, because I feel The Lord's presents with me all day, every day, and that proofs it for me . And if that won't do the trick for you buddy, well then you shall just burn and burn until you're even more roasted then Nelson Mandela himself!
                              Amen! Jesus touches me every day (spiritually, not in the same way the pope touches children). There is no possible way I am wrong about this! And if HEATHENS are wrong, they get to burn in hell. If I am wrong (which I am NOT) nothing happens. No skin off my back.
                              My guide to beating children!
                              New to converting sinners? Read this!
                              ATTENTION SINNERS! Read this before it's too late!

                              Comment

                              • Gods Hand!
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 39

                                #45
                                Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

                                Amen to you aswell Brother, Amen!
                                KEEP THE FAITH, KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY, KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE KIDS!

                                Comment

                                Working...