Darwin Day

[Jo Freddie]

Today they celebrate the birth of the Dark Lord Darwin with International Darwin Day

26 For the Dark Lord Darwin will return and threaten mankind again.
27 His Science may destroy the world.

[Metafool]

Re: Darwin Day

They celebrate the birth of the Monkey lover!? Seriously!?!

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I can't believe it but they did it. They really did it! DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL! THOSE DAMNED DIRTY APE (worshipers)

[PhilTheistAtheist]

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Quite surprised anyone would celebrate a man who devoted his life to using logic and reason to solve one of life's biggest mysteries and who would eventually be involved in the making of a book that would turn the world upside down.

[Sister Kitty]

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Quite surprised anyone would celebrate a man who devoted his life to using logic and reason to solve one of life's biggest mysteries and who would eventually be involved in the making of a book that would turn the world upside down.

And damn it to Hell.

We agree, little one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Darwin Day

Darwin died screaming for Jesus from what I've heard. But it was too late. He's down in hell being ass-raped by every demon their is.

[The voice of Reason]

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Hi,listen,not trying to start any fights but have you guys actually read Darwin's theories?I mean a common misconception is that he worshiped monkeys.He believed that animals with desirable traits survived to reproduce.This could be compatible with god.Maybe god gave them these traits.Maybe he wanted them to survive.Think on this.
-The voice of Reason

[BelieverInGod]

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Hi,listen,not trying to start any fights but have you guys actually read Darwin's theories?I mean a common misconception is that he worshiped monkeys.He believed that animals with desirable traits survived to reproduce.This could be compatible with god.Maybe god gave them these traits.Maybe he wanted them to survive.Think on this.
-The voice of Reason

Well you've obviously not read his work. He thinks that because there's different kinds of finches that they "evolved" from one kind of finch. He bred two different breeds of pigeons together and got a mix-breed pigeon (surprising, isn't it ) this proved that all pigeons "evolved".

Did he breed a cat to his pigeons? Did he breed two pigeons together and get a dog? Did he even get a finch? No, he got an ugly cross-bred pigeon.

So to answer your questions, yes, I have read his stuff.

[The voice of Reason]

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Well you've obviously not read his work. He thinks that because there's different kinds of finches that they "evolved" from one kind of finch. He bred two different breeds of pigeons together and got a mix-breed pigeon (surprising, isn't it ) this proved that all pigeons "evolved".

Did he breed a cat to his pigeons? Did he breed two pigeons together and get a dog? Did he even get a finch? No, he got an ugly cross-bred pigeon.

So to answer your questions, yes, I have read his stuff.

I'm sorry,I didn't mean to contradict your beliefs,just to open your mind.I believe in civility and decency.I believe we can all get along and listen.So why don't you explain your stance to me before I make a bigger fool of myself.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm sorry,I didn't mean to contradict your beliefs,just to open your mind.I believe in civility and decency.I believe we can all get along and listen.So why don't you explain your stance to me before I make a bigger fool of myself.

Too late.


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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I celebrated Darwin Day - I shot a monkey. Damn expensive things monkeys but Christians must make a stand at this backsliding revisionist movement led by the vicar of Rome.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Hey, wait a second! It can't be Darwin Day yet, April 1st isn't for another month and a half!

"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good." Psalm 14:1

"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good." Psalm 53:1

[BelieverInGod]

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Well I guess we could celebrate the day Darwin "evolved" into worm food.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

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Why worship monkeys? What did they ever do beside eating some bananas? Why not worship God who impregnated His own mother so that He could come down to earth and die for our sins?

Monkeys < God who is powerful enough to impregnate His own mother with Himself.

[Jo Freddie]

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Why worship monkeys? What did they ever do beside eating some bananas? Why not worship God who impregnated His own mother so that He could come down to earth and die for our sins?

Monkeys < God who is powerful enough to impregnate His own mother with Himself.

Slightly different I know but you post did remind me of this

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Of course no True Christian™ can take Darwin seriously, but we do get a laugh from the "Darwin Awards" only because there are just some people that Jesus doesn't want producing Soldiers for Christ.