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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #1

    Darwin Day

    Today they celebrate the birth of the Dark Lord Darwin with International Darwin Day

    26 For the Dark Lord Darwin will return and threaten mankind again.
    27 His Science may destroy the world.
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  • Metafool
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2011
    • 24

    #2
    Re: Darwin Day

    They celebrate the birth of the Monkey lover!? Seriously!?!

    ...

    I can't believe it but they did it. They really did it! DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL! THOSE DAMNED DIRTY APE (worshipers)

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    • PhilTheistAtheist
      Confirmed Enemy of God
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      • Feb 2011
      • 12

      #3
      Re: Darwin Day

      Quite surprised anyone would celebrate a man who devoted his life to using logic and reason to solve one of life's biggest mysteries and who would eventually be involved in the making of a book that would turn the world upside down.

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      • Sister Kitty
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2010
        • 857

        #4
        Re: Darwin Day

        Originally posted by PhilTheistAtheist View Post
        Quite surprised anyone would celebrate a man who devoted his life to using logic and reason to solve one of life's biggest mysteries and who would eventually be involved in the making of a book that would turn the world upside down.
        And damn it to Hell.

        We agree, little one.
        Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Darwin Day

          Darwin died screaming for Jesus from what I've heard. But it was too late. He's down in hell being ass-raped by every demon their is.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • The voice of Reason
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            • Feb 2011
            • 5

            #6
            Re: Darwin Day

            Hi,listen,not trying to start any fights but have you guys actually read Darwin's theories?I mean a common misconception is that he worshiped monkeys.He believed that animals with desirable traits survived to reproduce.This could be compatible with god.Maybe god gave them these traits.Maybe he wanted them to survive.Think on this.
            -The voice of Reason

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: Darwin Day

              Originally posted by The voice of Reason View Post
              Hi,listen,not trying to start any fights but have you guys actually read Darwin's theories?I mean a common misconception is that he worshiped monkeys.He believed that animals with desirable traits survived to reproduce.This could be compatible with god.Maybe god gave them these traits.Maybe he wanted them to survive.Think on this.
              -The voice of Reason
              Well you've obviously not read his work. He thinks that because there's different kinds of finches that they "evolved" from one kind of finch. He bred two different breeds of pigeons together and got a mix-breed pigeon (surprising, isn't it ) this proved that all pigeons "evolved".

              Did he breed a cat to his pigeons? Did he breed two pigeons together and get a dog? Did he even get a finch? No, he got an ugly cross-bred pigeon.

              So to answer your questions, yes, I have read his stuff.
              Drama queen

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              • The voice of Reason
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                • Feb 2011
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Darwin Day

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                Well you've obviously not read his work. He thinks that because there's different kinds of finches that they "evolved" from one kind of finch. He bred two different breeds of pigeons together and got a mix-breed pigeon (surprising, isn't it ) this proved that all pigeons "evolved".

                Did he breed a cat to his pigeons? Did he breed two pigeons together and get a dog? Did he even get a finch? No, he got an ugly cross-bred pigeon.

                So to answer your questions, yes, I have read his stuff.
                I'm sorry,I didn't mean to contradict your beliefs,just to open your mind.I believe in civility and decency.I believe we can all get along and listen.So why don't you explain your stance to me before I make a bigger fool of myself.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Darwin Day

                  Originally posted by The voice of Reason View Post
                  I'm sorry,I didn't mean to contradict your beliefs,just to open your mind.I believe in civility and decency.I believe we can all get along and listen.So why don't you explain your stance to me before I make a bigger fool of myself.
                  Too late.


                  First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                  Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                  Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22886

                    #10
                    Re: Darwin Day

                    I celebrated Darwin Day - I shot a monkey. Damn expensive things monkeys but Christians must make a stand at this backsliding revisionist movement led by the vicar of Rome.
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                    • Lycia The Repentant
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                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 2019

                      #11
                      Re: Darwin Day

                      Hey, wait a second! It can't be Darwin Day yet, April 1st isn't for another month and a half!

                      "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
                      Psalm 14:1

                      "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good."
                      Psalm 53:1
                      "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                      • BelieverInGod
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                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #12
                        Re: Darwin Day

                        Well I guess we could celebrate the day Darwin "evolved" into worm food.
                        Drama queen

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                        • Johannes Kirkeholm
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 395

                          #13
                          Re: Darwin Day

                          Why worship monkeys? What did they ever do beside eating some bananas? Why not worship God who impregnated His own mother so that He could come down to earth and die for our sins?

                          Monkeys < God who is powerful enough to impregnate His own mother with Himself.
                          To the atheists:

                          To the false christians:

                          Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

                          Hosea 13:16
                          Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #14
                            Re: Darwin Day

                            Originally posted by Johannes Kirkeholm View Post
                            Why worship monkeys? What did they ever do beside eating some bananas? Why not worship God who impregnated His own mother so that He could come down to earth and die for our sins?

                            Monkeys < God who is powerful enough to impregnate His own mother with Himself.
                            Slightly different I know but you post did remind me of this

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                            • WilliamJenningsBryan
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 9384

                              #15
                              Re: Darwin Day

                              Of course no True Christian™ can take Darwin seriously, but we do get a laugh from the "Darwin Awards" only because there are just some people that Jesus doesn't want producing Soldiers for Christ.

                              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                              ...and get off my lawn
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