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  • Pseudo-baptists

    Recently, following a thread that I am still too befoozled in the head to remember - and when you read what follows you will see why - I was directed to one of the most revolting sites that Satan is putting "out there" in the name of his pseudobaptist travesty. The first thing I noticed was a series of images concerning "Baptist Singles"


    IMAGES LIKE THESE



    Now I am not saying that these young people are unattractive. They're not. But what are "baptist" singles doing cavorting like that?? If not photographed in the very spasm of fornication, there can be little doubt they'll be engaging in the activity just as soon as the photogtapher puts down the camera! High on Jesus? It doesn't look that way to me.

    __________________________________________________


    The site is called WARNING - FOR INFORMATION ONLY - DO NOT CLICK IF PRONE TO VOMITING baptist friends and I immediately recognised the hand of Satan. For starters, here is a sample of the quality of the posts (it is pretending to be some sort of bulletin board):


    I think that is the entire thread.
    The bits I've edited out were just
    blank. Those are complete posts



    But the thing that alerted me - and I nearly fell off my chair when I saw it - is the colour
    scheme. The devil has cloned a palette from one of his many revolting slut training sites.
    Take a look at this:






    Those are lo-res images, but sufficient to demonstrate the following:


    If you still have "baptistfriends.com" open you will be able to see what I am talking about. I have sampled RGB hues from both, and this is what was confirmed:

    HEADER BACKGROUND uses the same hue as the blue lace ruff on that chestnut horse (centre)
    RGB 8bit 230 235 254

    I'm not sure what the horses are supposed to be so I've called them:
    1. bay [left]
    2. chestnut [centre]
    3. roan [right]


    HEADER (text) BAPTIST uses a hue found in the goth accessories of the whore roan (right) [e.g. "panties" handbag (clasp)]
    RGB 8bit range 81 100 132 — 157 173 186 (due to font smoothing)
    HEADER (text) FRIENDS uses the same hue as the knickers (or whatever they are) between the front legs of the bay horse (left)
    RGB 8bit 155 0 91
    BUTTON BAR uses the same hue as the shoes on the bay horse (right front hoof sampled)
    RGB 8bit 201 112 158
    the BUTTONS this hue is found on the bay horse's handbag
    RGB 8bit 173 64 129
    the "TOPICS" BAR same hue as the chestnut horse's handbag (and lace at front)
    RGB 8bit 198 220 233
    HIGHLIGHTED BACKGROUND same hue as the eye and bikini-line of roan goth harlot abomination
    RGB 8bit 223 223 223
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    I said I was befoozled. I still am. There is too much to take in. Did that wretch Beelzebub (or whatever he's calling himself these days) think he could shoot something like that off over our heads and we wouldn't notice? I NOTICED AT ONCE!
    This has nothing to do with Baptism, nothing to do with Jesus. Having pre-contaminated the conscience of innocents, fornication, harlotry and filth becomess the spiritual magnet to suck these young pseudobaptists to their ultimate dénouement: HELL . I Peter 3:21

    Poor deluded fools, mere tools in Satan's hand. If ever he gets a "baptist" pony club off the ground..

    I can't write any more. But I should mention the name of those horse doll creatures: STRUTS.

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    Re: Pseudo-baptists

    Well Jesus wouldn't have liked those posts, he wouldn't have found any potential deciples amongst that crowd.

    Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    • #3
      Re: Pseudo-baptists

      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
      ________________________________

      For starters, here is a sample of the quality of the posts (it is pretending to be some sort of bulletin board):




      See that? Everyone loves the OP's family. Why should that be?

      I'll tell you why, young, gullible, false Baptists have been sucked in cruelly.

      Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


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      • #4
        Re: Pseudo-baptists

        If you register for the dating service you get the following options. I presume it works as a sodomite cruising site as well.

        YiC

        Jack
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        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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        • #5
          Re: Pseudo-baptists

          The people who run that site have a very diverse portfolio, here is an advert for one of their other sites....
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          • #6
            Re: Pseudo-baptists

            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post

            I am especially disturbed by the images on the far left and the far right. It appears as though they are preparing to engage in anal sodomy, which is a grave sin and disgusting practice.

            Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

            Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

            No True Christian™ website would endorse anal sodomy, especially not to a target audience of young singles!
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            • #7
              Re: Pseudo-baptists

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              <rant symptomatic of BBJ's fixation removed>
              So you have not been for any counseling about your anal fixation yet then BB? Or is it that you have but you felt they were not going to help you and you feared that the counseling service was a from for a anal sex recruitment agency?
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              • #8
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                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                So you have not been for any counseling about your anal fixation yet then BB? Or is it that you have but you felt they were not going to help you and you feared that the counseling service was a from for a anal sex recruitment agency?
                The only counsel I need is the Lord's counsel: the KJV Bible! Praise His Holy Name!
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                • #9
                  Re: Pseudo-baptists

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  The only counsel I need is the Lord's counsel: the KJV Bible! Praise His Holy Name!
                  Well it is clearly not helping with you unnatural obsession with anal sex is it BB?

                  Is there something you would like to share with the group? Something that is eating away inside you.

                  It would make you life a lot simpler if you were just to admit to everyone that deep secret you have been trying to suppress.

                  The strain of keeping it hidden forces you to strike out at those who you suspect may have the same secret. But your imagination is working overtime, you see evidence of what is taring you apart inside where no such evidence exists.

                  It must be such a burden that you carry, that secret desire burning away inside, manifesting itself in almost everything that you see.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Pseudo-baptists

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Well it is clearly not helping with you unnatural obsession with anal sex is it BB?

                    Is there something you would like to share with the group? Something that is eating away inside you.

                    It would make you life a lot simpler if you were just to admit to everyone that deep secret you have been trying to suppress.

                    The strain of keeping it hidden forces you to strike out at those who you suspect may have the same secret. But your imagination is working overtime, you see evidence of what is taring you apart inside where no such evidence exists.

                    It must be such a burden that you carry, that secret desire burning away inside, manifesting itself in almost everything that you see.
                    My only obsession is the Lord Jesus Christ. The very thought of inserting my erect penis into another man's lubricated rectum causes me to moan painfully, bend over at the waist, and shove my fist deep into my throat.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Pseudo-baptists

                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                      My only obsession is the Lord Jesus Christ. The very thought of inserting my erect penis into another man's lubricated rectum causes me to moan painfully, bend over at the waist, and shove my fist deep into my throat.
                      Sounds like you are over compensating there BB.

                      You are using your obsession with jesus to try an mask what is really going on inside your head. It has been so strongly drilled into you that those feelings and secret desires are wrong, to resolve the conflict you look to your kjv bible, but that is not going to help you BB, the only thing that is going to help you is if you come to terms with who and what you are.

                      I know it will be a long time before you will be able to do that, so deeply have you been scarred by your "church" but until you can those scars are going to continue to burn you up inside, in your own living version of what you have been taught that Hell is.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Pseudo-baptists

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Sounds like you are over compensating there BB.

                        You are using your obsession with jesus to try an mask what is really going on inside your head. It has been so strongly drilled into you that those feelings and secret desires are wrong, to resolve the conflict you look to your kjv bible, but that is not going to help you BB, the only thing that is going to help you is if you come to terms with who and what you are.

                        I know it will be a long time before you will be able to do that, so deeply have you been scarred by your "church" but until you can those scars are going to continue to burn you up inside, in your own living version of what you have been taught that Hell is.
                        Loving Jesus is the least gay thing there is, right up there with war and Republican politics. I resent the implication that I am homosexually attracted to my savior!
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                        • #13
                          Re: Pseudo-baptists

                          Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor



                          I am especially disturbed by the images on the far left and the far right. It appears as though they are preparing to engage in anal sodomy, which is a grave sin and disgusting practice.
                          Not just sodomy, but the picture on the far right appears to be promoting inter-racial bestiality. Anal bestiality ... the mind boggles. Deeper internet research is required for me to understand this depravity.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Pseudo-baptists

                            Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post
                            Not just sodomy, but the picture on the far right appears to be promoting inter-racial bestiality. Anal bestiality ... the mind boggles. Deeper internet research is required for me to understand this depravity.
                            You don't need the internet, just walk around the forest at night!

                            James 1:15 Then when lust hath conceiued, it bringeth forth sinne: and sinne, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.
                            ©1611

                            Around here (my house is in a forest) they put up little lights and cavort shamelessly! I didn't have to walk far to come upon a scene like this!!
                            It is so obvious what they're thinking

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                            • #15
                              Re: Pseudo-baptists

                              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                              You don't need the internet, just walk around the forest at night!

                              James 1:15 Then when lust hath conceiued, it bringeth forth sinne: and sinne, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.
                              ©1611

                              Around here (my house is in a forest) they put up little lights and cavort shamelessly! I didn't have to walk far to come upon a scene like this!!
                              It is so obvious what they're thinking
                              I used to live in a house in a forest too. I never saw anything like that though. Mind you, we did here a lot of owls too-whit-too-whooing all the time. Then again the lights were out so you could never see anything. Maybe they were too-whit too-wooing instead all the time.

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