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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
    Linguistics and Translation Consultant
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2193
    #1

    English Queen visits her Irish Subjects? Which cult is worse?

    Well, QE Mark II of the United Kingdom of England

    today started her official visit to the Province of Ireland, apparently the first by an English Monarch since Oliver Cromwell's Official State Visit.

    So what? Well, my question is ....why exactly?

    Is she trying convert the papists to her own particularly narcissistic persona cult?

    Or is there something more sinister?

    Still - a lost opportunity for some ecumenical gratuitous violence, at which both nations excel.



    Taughts? I mean tawts? I mean thoughts?
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22854
      #2
      Re: English Queen visits her Irish Subjects? Which cult is worse?

      There is not much doubt that the Catholics are the very worst. Worshiping graven images of mary, led by the Whore of Babylon and eating Jesus and drinking His Blood ranks pretty high as blasphemies. Not to mention selling indulgences and the bones of the dead.

      The Anglican'ts are a category unto themselves, wishy-washy, fluffy-bunny, lieberals whose path to Hell is paved with good intentions.

      It is of universal regret that the puritan and excellent Mr Cromwell did not settle the matter more firmly as God took care of the Midianites, for was it not Jesus who said, "Peace is proportional to the number of enemy killed."?

      The potato famine was ordained by God to punish the Irish; I believe no Protestants or English died in the episode. Unfortunately, this miracle encouraged the Micks to make their way to America and pollute the purity of Baptism. I suspect that this was God's revenge on allowing the pagan redskin to remain on the holy soil of the USA.

      On balance, Queen Liz is probably the lesser of two evils.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Lost Sheep McUinnean
          Linguistics and Translation Consultant
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2193
          #3
          Re: English Queen visits her Irish Subjects? Which cult is worse?

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          There is not much doubt that the Catholics are the very worst. Worshiping graven images of mary, led by the Whore of Babylon and eating Jesus and drinking His Blood ranks pretty high as blasphemies. Not to mention selling indulgences and the bones of the dead.

          The Anglican'ts are a category unto themselves, wishy-washy, fluffy-bunny, lieberals whose path to Hell is paved with good intentions.

          It is of universal regret that the puritan and excellent Mr Cromwell did not settle the matter more firmly as God took care of the Midianites, for was it not Jesus who said, "Peace is proportional to the number of enemy killed."?

          The potato famine was ordained by God to punish the Irish; I believe no Protestants or English died in the episode. Unfortunately, this miracle encouraged the Micks to make their way to America and pollute the purity of Baptism. I suspect that this was God's revenge on allowing the pagan redskin to remain on the holy soil of the USA.

          On balance, Queen Liz is probably the lesser of two evils.
          You're probably right, especially regarding blasphemy against doctrine - she does not claim inphallibility (not having a phallus, obviously), nor do Anglicans delve into the mumbo jumbo of the Cathlick eucharist or Bead rattling, so all in all, even their liberal fluffiness can be considered the lesser of 2 evils.

          Except for the gay marriage crap, of course.

          Nice points Brother Bathfire.

          YIC-McU.

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            • Jack O'fagan
              With faith as immovable as the Earth
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 4836
              #4
              Re: English Queen visits her Irish Subjects? Which cult is worse?

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              The potato famine was ordained by God to punish the Irish; I believe no Protestants or English died in the episode.
              I would normally only quote from the KJV1611 but I will make an exception. The most accurate quote about the potato famine was from Radio Norfolk's Alan Partridge.

              "Right. I mean, if it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day, you will pay the price if you’re a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate then they could afford to eat in a modest restaurant."

              Jack
              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22854
                  #5
                  Re: English Queen visits her Irish Subjects? Which cult is worse?

                  Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                  she does not claim inphallibility
                  I see her as a harmless mid-western housewife quite happy to take the dogs for a walk and agree to everything her husband (the President of England, Mr Camering) says she should do.

                  Mr Bush knew how to deal with her
                  and, being a woman she presented no real resistance other than to pander to her Canadian subjects who can receive US TV.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Holyfield
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 245
                      #6
                      Re: English Queen visits her Irish Subjects? Which cult is worse?

                      Republic of Ireland: 0,8% muslims. 32% of the population go to church at least once a week.
                      The UK: 5% muslims. About 10% of the population is non-white. 7% practicing Christians. More than 30% of the population are confirmed atheists.

                      I am not surprised if the queen asks for political asylum in Ireland and then moves Buckingham Palace to Dublin. God save the Queen!
                      Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027
                          #7
                          Re: English Queen visits her Irish Subjects? Which cult is worse?

                          One can only Pray she doesn't wear that CHEAP, TACKY Tiara in public again

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                            • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                              Pastor of Praise and Worship
                              A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 3890
                              #8
                              Re: English Queen visits her Irish Subjects? Which cult is worse?

                              Isn't Ireland bankrupt? I heard they spent $40 million in security for the event. This is even dumb for the Micks!
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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78552
                                  #9
                                  Re: English Queen visits her Irish Subjects? Which cult is worse?

                                  Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                                  Isn't Ireland bankrupt? I heard they spent $40 million in security for the event. This is even dumb for the Micks!
                                  Yes, but in real (American) money that's only about $175.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                                    • FatherGia
                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                      • May 2011
                                      • 4
                                      #10
                                      Re: English Queen visits her Irish Subjects? Which cult is worse?

                                      She is planning to finally exterminate the Irish once and for all

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