[George Phillips]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

God uumm do love a bit of fiction

[Juggalette4life]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

We don't listen to that devil music around here, thank you.

no juggalos are LOVED BY GOD AND FOREVER AND ALWAYS WILL BE SO THERE. IF U DONT LIKE WHAT IM SAYING ABOUT BE A JUGGALETTE BAN ME THEN I DONT CARE I GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY AND i had a dream where GOD himself told be to be who iwanna be and never let anyone put me down. GOD said " my child i love you and u are every strong because of what you've been though and everything" and i told GOD " u have my heart, my soul, my everything. i love you"

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

my child i love you and u are every strong because of what you've been though and everything" and i told GOD " u have my heart, my soul, my everything. i love you"

And then you started playing some music about brains being blown out of someone's heads and fornicating with some "fat bitches" and then Satan had a hold on you again.

Read your Bible and know it! Your faygo induced hallucinations do not constitute salvation.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

As a new member here there is an abundance of wisdom and idea sharing to take part of. This thread for instance took me the better part of 3 hours to get through - but now - after reading it all - I can honestly say I feel stronger as a Christian. Never have I seen such profound stupidity. Juggaloser after juggaloser completely backed up exactly what was stated and laid out in the very first post. I have never actually seen one of these things, but trying to decipher their animalistic writing has shown me they are not contributing members of society and they never will be. Seriously, reading this thread was like watching a bunch of stoops try to put out a kitchen fire with a daisy cutter.

Deuteronomy 25:1-3 - add "being a moron" and up the stripes to 80 - especially for the fatties.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

While I was reading this thread, my Juggalo friend was sitting right next to me and said he had something he wanted to post, so I let him. He is the one who posted first under my name, because he didn't want to make an account for the one thing he wanted to say. As a Juggalo, I'm pretty sure he has an understanding of what he and the group he belongs to is about.

Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are both Christians, however they are not YOUR type of Christians-"True Christians" as you call yourselves. Their music is written for entertainment purposes and Juggalos have a lifestyle they live by, but never have I heard any of the numerous Juggalos I know refer to the carnival as God. They are a group of people who stick together and take care of each other.

I guess your Juggaloser friend knows better than Violent Jackass and Shaggy 2 Much Dope, eh?

They themselves said "the carnival is GOD". I'd think they'd be pretty solid authorities on what they meant.

And no, Juggalos are a family.

Yepper. A family obsessed with swinging hatchets and killing people they don't like or envy.

I remember another family just like that:



What a nice bunch of hippies!

Oh, and here's their leader:

[TheRealWickedOne]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

That was by far the most hilarious title I ever seen in my life, I still can not stop laughing it. Now, time to explain what really a Juggalo is. It is basically someone who is proud on who they are and believe that being yourself is the way to go. So Juggalos can be Christian, Satanist, Atheist, Wiccan, Lutheran, ETC. I been a Juggalo for about 5 years now, and it has changed my life for the better. The music is actually inspiring when you really understand it and listen to there real songs. I am a Lutheran now and worship god everyday now, and that would be because ICP showed me the way to god. Even tho there are many other better Horrorcore artist out there. I can tell you right now, there are real Satanist Horrorcore artist out there, and ICP is not one of them. In fact, in there intro on "Pass Me By", a man says "No builder owner can compare to the mansion above, there will be no worry paying for it, it can be yours forever". He means basically god's mansion's, that there is a mansion with your name on it up in heaven when you go up there.

Disgusting filth removed!

As you can clearly see as what I told you, they believe and worship the same god as we do.

Now as for us being a clan, no we are not a clan or a gang as these days people call it. There are Juggalos that are in gangs tho, I am not in one, but that's me, all Juggalos are different. In fact, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope made it very clear that we are not a gang, and there are just stupid people doing stupid stuff. I mean, just because a few people do a murders and do some criminal acts makes us all gang members?. That makes no sense, including Christians use to kill people that they think were "Witches", when they really were not. Oh, and lets not forget the Crusaders who killed so many innocent people, ugh. So the Crusaders are a gang now I guess?, my point exactly.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

That was by far the most hilarious title I ever seen in my life, I still can not stop laughing it. Now, time to explain what really a Juggalo is. It is basically someone who is proud on who they are and believe that being yourself is the way to go. So Juggalos can be Christian, Satanist, Atheist, Wiccan, Lutheran, ETC. I been a Juggalo for about 5 years now, and it has changed my life for the better.

Oh you learned how to best make some woman a drink using your phallus as a stirring device?

The music is actually inspiring when you really understand it and listen to there real songs.

Like Chicken Hunting or this uplifting little diddy?

Little Miss Muffet, oh, she never had a clue
Of the psychopathic wicked clown is finna do
Creeping through the backyards underneath the moon
Only three blocks away, the joker looney toon

[Violent J]
Listen to the loon, listen to the pain
Listen to the one they call the Violent J Insane
Watch me as I duck and I dash through the night
I can see the shadows of the moon in my butcher knife

[Violent J]
Pretty little world has created this monster
See me living with a dead body in a dumpster
Laughing in your castle but I can't crush your moat
But then I take a boat and cut your piffleing throat

As you can clearly see as what I told you, they believe and worship the same god as we do.

Um, no they don't. You see, my God tells us that people will have to answer to Him for EVERY word they utter.

Matthew 12:36-37 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

Now as for us being a clan, no we are not a clan or a gang as these days people call it. There are Juggalos that are in gangs tho, I am not in one, but that's me, all Juggalos are different. In fact, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope made it very clear that we are not a gang, and there are just stupid people doing stupid stuff. I mean, just because a few people do a murders and do some criminal acts makes us all gang members?

Yes pretty much. Your leaders go around singing songs of violence and murder and then people do them. Yeah, that makes you all responsible. You are your brothers' keeper.
Matthew 7:18-20 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

So the Crusaders are a gang now I guess?, my point exactly.

The Crusaders were organized military units around a thousand years ago or so by governments and wealthy clergy.

[TheRealWickedOne]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Oh you learned how to best make some woman a drink using your phallus as a stirring device?



Like Chicken Hunting or this uplifting little diddy?

Little Miss Muffet, oh, she never had a clue
Of the psychopathic wicked clown is finna do
Creeping through the backyards underneath the moon
Only three blocks away, the joker looney toon

[Violent J]
Listen to the loon, listen to the pain
Listen to the one they call the Violent J Insane
Watch me as I duck and I dash through the night
I can see the shadows of the moon in my butcher knife

[Violent J]
Pretty little world has created this monster
See me living with a dead body in a dumpster
Laughing in your castle but I can't crush your moat
But then I take a boat and cut your piffleing throat



Um, no they don't. You see, my God tells us that people will have to answer to Him for EVERY word they utter.

Matthew 12:36-37 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.



Yes pretty much. Your leaders go around singing songs of violence and murder and then people do them. Yeah, that make you all responsible. You are your brothers' keeper.
Matthew 7:18-20 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.



The Crusaders were organized military units around a thousand years ago or so by governments and wealthy clergy.

Have you even listen to there non popular songs?, and even bother even paying attention to there backwards messages?. I am sure you have not.

Also, I find it hilarious that anyone finds us a gang, I am sorry, but if you really think that, then I consider the Crusaders more of a gang then us. They killed more innocent people then ever did good.

You also must call Christians a gang to, cause Christians in general killed so many people, like I said, there is a huge history where theses "Christians" would kill innocent people for accusing them of being a witch.

We are not a gang, just because a few people of us juggalos do something wrong does not mean ANYTHING, what proof do you have that we are a gang?.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Have you even listen to there non popular songs?, and even bother even paying attention to there backwards messages?. I am sure you have not.

Kid, ICP has been around probably almost as long as you have been alive.

There is no way they were Christians back when they were putting out their early stuff.

Also, I find it hilarious that anyone finds us a gang,

It's not just me. Juggleheads have been classified as a gang in Arizona, California, Utah and etc.

You guys brought this on yourselves by always wearing ICP gear, hanging out in parks, dealing drugs, thuggery and feces throwing at Tila Tequila.

I am sorry, but if you really think that, then I consider the Crusaders more of a gang then us. They killed more innocent people then ever did good.

They did that stuff over 600 years ago. Juggalers are doing it today. No wonder ICP had to "find religion" or else the feds were going to come down on them.

We are not a gang, just because a few people of us juggalos do something wrong does not mean ANYTHING, what proof do you have that we are a gang?.

http://deseretnews.com/article/1,5143,700247105,00.html

http://www.pocononews.net/news/April09/25/25Apr09-2.html

http://www.mcall.com/news/all-a1_5posse.7026656sep20,0,1702776,full.story

http://www.modbee.com/crime/story/770584.html

[TheRealWickedOne]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Kid, ICP has been around probably almost as long as you have been alive.

There is no way they were Christians back when they were putting out their early stuff.



It's not just me. Juggleheads have been classified as a gang in Arizona, California, Utah and etc.

You guys brought this on yourselves by always wearing ICP gear, hanging out in parks, dealing drugs, thuggery and feces throwing at Tila Tequila.



They did that stuff over 600 years ago. Juggalers are doing it today. No wonder ICP had to "find religion" or else the feds were going to come down on them.

http://deseretnews.com/article/1,5143,700247105,00.html

http://www.pocononews.net/news/April09/25/25Apr09-2.html

http://www.mcall.com/news/all-a1_5posse.7026656sep20,0,1702776,full.story

http://www.modbee.com/crime/story/770584.html

Are you really that stereotypical?, I don't do any of those things you listed, I did not even went to the gathering.

Also, actually, yeah they were and still are, if you listen to some of there backwards messages and in one song they said "God was behind us all".

And last, they are only relating to us as a "Gang" cause of all of the murders that happen involving juggalos. So it just makes them stereotypes just like yourself, and last time I checked it's a sin to judge hypocritically like that.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

TheRealWickedOne, you seem like a moderately not-stupid person. At least you're smarter than your brethren who have posted here - the ones that are incapable of using a level of communication skill higher than that of a sea snail. (Read this entire thread, the posts without any form of punctuation or proper spelling are the ones made by your kind.)

With that said, how can you stand to hang around these mindless and drooling miscreants? Wouldn't it be better, and wiser, to come back to the church? You've already got one foot in the door so to speak, why not let this great forum help you return to the light?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Are you really that stereotypical?, I don't do any of those things you listed, I did not even went to the gathering.

Oh goody. We found the Juggalo with the heart of gold who can actually type a sentence. I do have to give you that. You are way more literate than the vast majority of them we get here.

If you didn't go to the gathering and you don't act like a typical Juggler, why do you identify yourself as one?

ICP's lyrics are rooted in ignorance, hatred, misogyny and violence.

It is so unlike our Holy Bible.

Also, actually, yeah they were and still are, if you listen to some of there backwards messages and in one song they said "God was behind us all".

Have you ever listened to Stairway to Heaven backward? It praises God. You can hear it so clearly!

And last, they are only relating to us as a "Gang" cause of all of the murders that happen involving juggalos.

Oh, that's the only reason?

So it just makes them stereotypes just like yourself, and last time I checked it's a sin to judge hypocritically like that.

Sorry, Corky. Jurgaloes make up a tiny infinitesimal percentage of the world population. Christians make up over 3.5 billion people there Bozo.

[TheRealWickedOne]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

TheRealWickedOne, you seem like a moderately not-stupid person. At least you're smarter than your brethren who have posted here - the ones that are incapable of using a level of communication skill higher than that of a sea snail. (Read this entire thread, the posts without any form of punctuation or proper spelling are the ones made by your kind.)

With that said, how can you stand to hang around these mindless and drooling miscreants? Wouldn't it be better, and wiser, to come back to the church? You've already got one foot in the door so to speak, why not let this great forum help you return to the light?

Actually, I am currently in college studying to be a English teacher, so that would explain a lot why my spelling and proper wording is complex.

Now, since that is out of the way, I will agree with you that there are a lot of mindless mannequin Juggalos out there, I can not lie. How ever, I do not hang with those kind of people, I am only friends with Juggalos that actually want to do something with there lives. Like, I can not stand Juggalos who stand in front of the mall all day and just do drug dealing all day. But I love how the music did change my life and change how I view everything in life. Like now I go to church and I love Jesus now. I use to been the total opposite until I got into the music. So that is why I am still a Juggalo, and I actually plan on staying one.

[TheRealWickedOne]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Oh goody. We found the Juggalo with the heart of gold who can actually type a sentence. I do have to give you that. You are way more literate than the vast majority of them we get here.

If you didn't go to the gathering and you don't act like a typical Juggler, why do you identify yourself as one?

ICP's lyrics are rooted in ignorance, hatred, misogyny and violence.

It is so unlike our Holy Bible.



Have you ever listened to Stairway to Heaven backward? It praises God. You can hear it so clearly!

Oh, that's the only reason?



Sorry, Corky. Jurgaloes make up a tiny infinitesimal percentage of the world population. Christians make up over 3.5 billion people there Bozo.

You must not know the true meaning of the word Juggalo then. The real meaning is just being yourself and not being racist, sexist, and just don't discriminate at all.

Now, there backwards messages are different, one of there backwards messages even clearly say "f*** the devil f*** that s***, we believe in life legit". Like, most of there music is mainly about having a good life and do things the way you want to do it. And another part of it is pretty much god exist and you should have him as your savor, even tho they do not have that out there, they do say stuff like that, just got to look deep in there music.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

You must not know the true meaning of the word Juggalo then.

I looked it up in the Landover Dictionary of Godless Words, it doesn't say that at all! It says, "delusional freaks who deny Christ", which seems fair.

The real meaning is just being yourself and not being racist, sexist, and just don't discriminate at all.

Racist: you agree that God created the races? You agree that everything God does has a purpose? Then why would He make us White and the rest abnormal? It seems that He was giving us a visible warning.
Sexist: I suppose you go around fornicating with anything that moves regardless of gender? Are you saying that your is the better idea? God disagrees.

I hope I have explained everything to your satisfaction.

Now, there backwards messages are different, one of there backwards messages even clearly say "f*** the devil f*** that s***, we believe in life legit".

I am overwhelmed. The sheer beauty of those few words and the mastery and majesty of the American Language that they encompass and evoke, brings tears to my eyes. It is almost as if the angels have sung for me... NOT!

Son, get your brain straight and get yourself straight with God!