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  • Brother Temperance
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    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #91
    Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

    Originally posted by ruth.matthews View Post
    Are you suggesting that Ireland is the only country with a police force ? Or where drunkenness occurs ? Or indeed where ugly people live ?

    In my travels so far I have found all three to be quite common.
    That's no surprise. If you tried talking to me, I'd either get blind drunk or call the cops as well.
    Originally posted by ruth.matthews View Post
    If an apology is made forgiveness will be given.
    Then hurry up and apologise to us and Jesus so that we can forgive you!
    Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
    This topic is about as funny as most of you people.
    "You people"? Friend, no-one here was talking about the nigs. And besides, your comment seemed very rude and inconsiderate. Plenty of those people are very funny. What about Amos'n'Andy?
    Originally posted by Views_Change View Post
    I'd just like to point out that this is not what Jesus would do.
    What, in your enlightened opinion, would Jesus do, then? Complain about how Baptists and negroes don't entertain Him enough? I don't think so.
    Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
    Oh, right, I'm a drunk. A 20 year old (who still has to wait one more, but I'll pull through) who hasn't even been pulled over by a cop yet. But wait, then again you'd love to see me in jail, right?
    Well, I'd rather see you in jail than running around blowing up pubs left, right and centre. Have you ever been to Guildford?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Wide-Open
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      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #92
      Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

      Originally posted by ruth.matthews View Post
      The Irish people I have met have not been blowing each other up.
      Yet.

      See, that's typically what racists say. "I know this nigra that hasn't stolen a pie yet." Thereby ignoring the jiggaboo deathstyle choice.

      Anyway I thought the thread was about the Irish and St. Patrick's Day. That would mainly be Eire. They haven't been blowing each other up.
      So the peeps "oop North" aren't Irish? What are they then: Eskimos?
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
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        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #93
        Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        The the peeps "oop North" aren't Irish? What are they then: Eskimos?
        I think she thinks they're Scottish. The racist hag probably thinks the Troubles started in an argument about the relative merits of Irn-Bru versus deepfried Mars Bars.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • ruth.matthews
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          • Apr 2008
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          #94
          Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Yet.

          See, that's typically what racists say. "I know this nigra that hasn't stolen a pie yet." Thereby ignoring the jiggaboo deathstyle choice.



          So the peeps "oop North" aren't Irish? What are they then: Eskimos?
          It depends on who you talk to. This is some what of a generalisation. Unionists, or Loyalists, would tell you they are British, not Irish while Republicans would say they were Irish.

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          • ruth.matthews
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            • Apr 2008
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            #95
            Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            I think she thinks they're Scottish. The racist hag probably thinks the Troubles started in an argument about the relative merits of Irn-Bru versus deepfried Mars Bars.
            Why would I think the people in Northern Ireland are Scottish ?? That's just stupid.

            There are no merits to a deep fried Mars Bar that I am aware of.

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            • Deaner
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              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #96
              Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

              Originally posted by ruth.matthews View Post
              Why would I think the people in Northern Ireland are Scottish ??
              That's what we've been trying to tell you; they're both ugly and drunk.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
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                • Jan 2008
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                #97
                Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                Originally posted by ruth.matthews View Post
                Why would I think the people in Northern Ireland are Scottish ?? That's just stupid.
                Perhaps this is why
                The Williamites' victory in this war ensured British and Protestant supremacy in Ireland for over 100 years. […] In the 1690s, Scottish Presbyterians became a majority in Ulster, tens of thousands of them having emigrated there to escape a famine in Scotland.
                […]
                The Plantation of Ulster, run by the government, settled only the counties confiscated from those Irish families that had taken part in the Nine Years War. The Crown dispossessed thousands of the native Irish, who were forced to move to poorer land. Counties Donegal, Tyrone, Armagh, Cavan, Londonderry and Fermanagh […] though not officially planted, had suffered de-populatation during the war and proved attractive to settlers from nearby Scotland. This unofficial settlement continued well into the 18th century, interrupted only by the Catholic uprising of 1641.
                There are no merits to a deep fried Mars Bar that I am aware of.
                “In an inhospitable climate, such as Scotland, the vitamins, minerals and roughage in a fried Mars Bar is [...] a great boon” Scottish Government Committee on Nutrition and Health (1979)
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                • Brother Temperance
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #98
                  Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                  Originally posted by ruth.matthews View Post
                  It depends on who you talk to. This is some what of a generalisation. Unionists, or Loyalists, would tell you they are British, not Irish.
                  So? That just proves the micks are liars. I can find you some Jews who say they don't want to steal your wallet, but that doesn't prove anything either.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • ruth.matthews
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                    • Apr 2008
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                    #99
                    Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    Perhaps this is why

                    Yes, there has been movement between the two countries. Glad you could find a history source simple enough to get that in to your head. Population movement still happens.

                    Scotland and Northern Ireland are, however, to distinct nations. Otherwise they probably wouldn't both with the different names.

                    So what does that make Americans really ? Since not too many came from North America originally. English ? Dutch ? French ?

                    “In an inhospitable climate, such as Scotland, the vitamins, minerals and roughage in a fried Mars Bar is [...] a great boon” Scottish Government Committee on Nutrition and Health (1979)
                    Lame. There was no such thing as a Scottish Government in 1979.

                    The political union of Scotland and England in 1707 created one parliament for both, and one government in case you couldn't work that out. The new Scottish parliament was established by the Scotland Act 1998.

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #100
                      Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                      Originally posted by ruth.matthews View Post
                      Lame. There was no such thing as a Scottish Government in 1979.

                      The political union of Scotland and England in 1707 created one parliament for both, and one government in case you couldn't work that out. The new Scottish parliament was established by the Scotland Act 1998.
                      Hi Ruth!

                      I see you are back to bore us to death again.

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                      • ruth.matthews
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                        • Apr 2008
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                        #101
                        Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                        With that I'm off. This has turned out to be dull. Very dull. Nothing more than a bunch of under educated, over opinionated bigoted idiots who claim some affiliation with religion. I was hoping for some educated, over opinionated bigots who claim affiliation with religion. Oh well.

                        Enjoy your lives, if you are actually capable of enjoyment.

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                          #102
                          Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                          Enjoy Hell Ruth!

                          JESUS brought you here for a reason.

                          You remember that!
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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                            #103
                            Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                            I miss Ruth She needed to be Saved™.
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                            • Captain Daniel Gregg
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                              #104
                              Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              I miss Ruth She needed to be Saved™.
                              i wanted to feed her to the bear in pastor zekes basement.
                              They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the LORD, and his wonders in the deep. Then they cry unto the LORD in their trouble, and he bringeth them out of their distresses. Psalms, 107:23-30, KJV

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                              • IrishPride
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                                • May 2008
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                                #105
                                Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                                I'm Irish! Do you have a problem with that?

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