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  • #16
    Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

    Originally posted by iloveogd.co.uk View Post
    what does being british do with hating jesus? the british were the first puritains who travel to america and spawned all fundamentalist christians.

    i dont hate jesus, if anyone i hate you Talitha for hating on jews and blacks on this forum.
    We have several Threads regarding the hateful British.
    There is also THIS document (you will need adobe) which kind of outlines several reasons. Although, we do find Westboro Baptists to be a bit too Liberal for our liking.

    I'm really glad you hate me. It gives me even more encouragement to try to Save you.
    That's why you were guided here

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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    • #17
      Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

      Originally posted by ilovecod View Post
      what does being british do with hating jesus? the british were the first puritains who travel to america and spawned all fundamentalist christians.

      i dont hate jesus, if anyone i hate you Talitha for hating on jews and blacks on this forum.
      The list of reasons why God hates England is endless. Here's one to start with.

      And I don't know where you've seen sister Talitha "hating on" anyone. We True Christians™ are a loving group, and Talitha is so Godly that she has tea with Pastor Deacon Fred on occasion.

      Better watch your mouth boy. Show some respect for your betters.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #18
        Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY DAYS MATE YOU ARE MORE DILLUSIONAL THAN I THOUGHT MY BETTER HARDY HAR HAR HAR. I CONSIDER NO ONE TO BE MY BETTER YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON I'M A COMMUNIST.

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        • #19
          Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

          Originally posted by ilovecod View Post
          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY DAYS MATE YOU ARE MORE DILLUSIONAL THAN I THOUGHT MY BETTER HARDY HAR HAR HAR. I CONSIDER NO ONE TO BE MY BETTER YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON I'M A COMMUNIST.
          ... and you hold your meetings in a telephone box?
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          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #20
            Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

            Originally posted by ilovecod View Post
            YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON I'M A COMMUNIST.

            Well that may be so, but Jesus is the reason you're a dyslexic retard. Do you not think He's trying to tell you something?

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            • #21
              Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

              I think you should die and then realise that there is no god, jesus, heaven or hell but only reincarnation.

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              • #22
                Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                Originally posted by ilovecod View Post
                I think you should die and then realise that there is no god, jesus, heaven or hell but only reincarnation.
                We all gonna die some day Son.
                I only hope for the sake of your eternal Soul that you'll see right here on this Website that we are 100% correct about Jesus Christ and Salvation.
                Personally, even as a lowly Woman, I know that our Pastors will put in a good word for me when I die.
                Thats why all my money will be left too Landover Baptist Church.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • #23
                  Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  Well that may be so, but Jesus is the reason you're a dyslexic retard. Do you not think He's trying to tell you something?
                  and i got an infraction for hurting this guys feelings as well. if im such a retard how comes i can play five instruments and got an A for my RE a level huh?

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                  • #24
                    Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                    Originally posted by ilovecod View Post
                    and i got an infraction for hurting this guys feelings as well. if im such a retard how comes i can play five instruments and got an A for my RE a level huh?
                    You were quite hard on poor Deaner.

                    I take it that RE means Religious Education? If so the well done
                    That could be the reason Jesus guided you here. You only need to brush up on the King James Bible and you may be Saved.

                    GLORY!!!

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                    • #25
                      Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                      he called me a retard.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                        Originally posted by ilovecod View Post
                        he called me a retard.
                        YOU said you are Dyslexic!
                        Look, don't be ashamed of being retarded.
                        Retardedness has several levels:

                        Class
                        Profound mental retardation IQ: Below 20
                        Severe mental retardation: 20–34
                        Moderate mental retardation: 35–49
                        Mild mental retardation : 50–69
                        Borderline mental retardation: 70–79

                        Based on these criteria: (which I know you have some)
                        # speaking
                        # find it hard to remember things
                        # have trouble understanding social rules
                        # have trouble discerning cause and effect
                        # have trouble solving problems
                        # have trouble thinking logically.
                        # persistence of infantile behaviour.

                        I think Deaner should get an apology.

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                        • #27
                          Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                          ill do no such thing your legs are far too long and are made of cotten. im not going to apologise if you keep on calling me a retard.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                            and also my I.Q is 130.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                              Originally posted by ilovecod View Post
                              and also my I.Q is 130.
                              Son, if you have an IQ of 130 then you are among just 2% of the population.
                              This is either very doubtful considering your "form" within these Forums or Western Civilization is in BIG trouble.
                              Not really very bright are you?

                              Open your eyes and see Jesus. This is your once in a lifetime money back guarantee of Salvation FOR ETERNITY!!!
                              (Terms and conditions apply)

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                              • #30
                                Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                in britain the average I.Q for an adult is 120.
                                just because i'm grammatically incorrect alot doesnt mean i'm dumb. there's more than one kind of intelligence and anyway when you take an I.Q it does'nt factor in grammar.

                                not really very bright are you?

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