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God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?!
Thanks, but i was talking about my father or whoever he was... dad was his name.. That he's the son of the devil. Because Jesus told me that. He sent his thretening message that this devilboy sent me and God asked me to spread my rectum.Originally posted by Basilissa View PostI'll pray for you.
This forum is so pure. The administration is honest with you.
Is this the Bible forum? Then Im not surprised why the people are so stupid here in romanistan. Im sorry for my language but I speak the truth and nothing but the truth. I hate to be honest.
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?!
What kind of a response is that to Sister Basilissa's kind and Christian post?Originally posted by IAmNotGod View PostThanks, but i was talking about my father or whoever he was... dad was his name.. That he's the son of the devil. Because Jesus told me that. He sent his thretening message that this devilboy sent me and God asked me to spread my rectum.
This forum is so pure. The administration is honest with you.
Is this the Bible forum? Then Im not surprised why the people are so stupid here in romanistan. Im sorry for my language but I speak the truth and nothing but the truth. I hate to be honest.
You sound like one of those Romanans that comes to my country to get free stuff like social security and health care provided by the commie government. Go back where you came from!!!!!!2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

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Re: Is Satan really a black man?!
Friend, that kind of talk is very common among the atheists. As True Christian(tm) we have been trained at the LBC Institute of Christianity to understand a lot of it.Originally posted by JC1224 View Postlooks like a re-edited post or this person is really stoned
nonscence comes out of his mouth
For example, I suspect I even know what the word 'nonscene' is supposed to mean. Furthermore, I suspect your sentence was supposed to read something like "That was nonsense the poster was saying." because when you think about it, what else could 'nonscence' be and why would it come out of his mouth. Did he eat it? Did it fly in? So you can see how invaluable the training has been to understand retards.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I want to go to hell
No Jesus was not black, he had blonde hair and blue eyes. Satan is black, black as sin.Originally posted by homeownership View PostJews in Israel 2000 years ago, actually looked a lot like Egyptians today. Egyptians that work outdoors like Carpenters look like Obama too. So that means both Jesus and Satan are Black.
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Re: I want to go to hell
Welcome to Landover.Originally posted by paulwilde1961 View Post...Satan is black, black as sin.
If you want to claim something, you have to show where the Bible says it's the Truth(tm). Otherwise, it's just a baseless assertion of your personal opinion, and will be accorded as much respect as God gives to personal opinions in the Bible, ie. none.

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Re: Is Satan really a black man?!
When you dumbasses forget that Jesus was Jewish and lived in the middle east, therefore he had the complexion of a black man, maybe a little lighter. He wasn't white, or American, as in those times the only people who inhabited America were native americans
And lest not forget that your so called Satan's name is Lucifer, and he was an Archangel of the lord! He fell because He loved God to dearly, and when god asked his angels to love humans more than him, he could handle it and rebelled, which caused him to loose his wings and was punished to be the creator of hell for the rest of his immortal existence
Do you people even read the bible?This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY! --ADMIN
for example:
Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you. - Hebrews 13:17
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?!
Ad hominem. That's a fallacy. It only makes you and your case look foolish, so stop it.Originally posted by mcl125 View PostWhen you dumbasses...
Arguing against their unsupported claim with your own unsupported claim?...forget that Jesus was Jewish and lived in the middle east, therefore he had the complexion of a black man, maybe a little lighter. He wasn't white...
Oh, you win, yeah, big time.

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I feel blessed by your persecution, sweetie (Matthew 5:10-12).Originally posted by mcl125 View PostWhen you dumbasses
As Miss Mitza Lizalor has explained for the nth time, you're wrong.forget that Jesus was Jewish and lived in the middle east, therefore he had the complexion of a black man, maybe a little lighter.
Who cares? They were just keeping the land until we, the true owners of America, showed up.He wasn't white, or American, as in those times the only people who inhabited America were native americans
Yes, we do. You, however, apparently don't: that little story you told is not in the Bible.And lest not forget that your so called Satan's name is Lucifer, and he was an Archangel of the lord! He fell because He loved God to dearly, and when god asked his angels to love humans more than him, he could handle it and rebelled, which caused him to loose his wings and was punished to be the creator of hell for the rest of his immortal existence
Do you people even read the bible?God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Re: I want to go to hell
No, Satan is not a Negroe. As evil as he is, the job of the Devil is far too complicated for a Negroe to handle. Negroes are the servants of the Devil, but he is not one of that tribe. If I had to guess, I would speculate that Satan may be Jewish lawyer.Originally posted by paulwilde1961 View PostNo Jesus was not black, he had blonde hair and blue eyes. Satan is black, black as sin.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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This is true brother Alvin! And his head demon monkeys are jesse jackson and al sharpton. I do not capitalize their names for they are not important. I once heard a wise man speak of the devil as possibly being a joowish lawyer and diamond trader when he came across his path in that Godless city of New York. I asked him how he could tell it was the Devil and he replied "A truly righteous man can always spot the devil and his demons!!!"Originally posted by Alvin Moss View PostNo, Satan is not a Negroe. As evil as he is, the job of the Devil is far too complicated for a Negroe to handle. Negroes are the servants of the Devil, but he is not one of that tribe. If I had to guess, I would speculate that Satan may be Jewish lawyer.
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I think Satans pobably looked more like an Arab middle eastern Paki that wears a turban-to hide his horn- and have a thick monobrow that always frown like every typical raghead actor from a low budget terrorist movie.Originally posted by Alvin Moss View PostNo, Satan is not a Negroe. As evil as he is, the job of the Devil is far too complicated for a Negroe to handle. Negroes are the servants of the Devil, but he is not one of that tribe. If I had to guess, I would speculate that Satan may be Jewish lawyer.
Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?!
The man of sin is the black man , cursed by God from the very beginning . Now as the spirit of God is being taken out of us all as a nation the spirit of Antichrist will go into the black race and this is when the man of sin will be revealed , and the white people will realize that God had made them our slaves and we fucked up so bad and now will suffer without the spirit of God to help us with these apes !
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Re: Is Satan really a black man?!
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.Originally posted by loren daniels View PostThe man of sin is the black man , cursed by God from the very beginning . Now as the spirit of God is being taken out of us all as a nation the spirit of Antichrist will go into the black race and this is when the man of sin will be revealed , and the white people will realize that God had made them our slaves and we piffleed up so bad and now will suffer without the spirit of God to help us with these apes !
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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