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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22887

    #1

    Kikes remove temptation - Duh!

    http://www.rt.com/news/blurry-glasse...odox-jews-195/
    Specs not sex: New glasses blur women for Orthodox Jews

    Pious Jews tempted by scantily clad girls strutting through their neighborhoods can take heart: an ultra-Orthodox organization has developed blurry spectacles that will literally put beautiful women out of sight, if not out of mind.

    Stores in Jerusalem’s ultra-Orthodox neighborhood of Mea Sharim will soon start stocking glasses that leaves one’s immediate vision intact, but makes everything beyond 10 feet completely out of focus, Yedioth Ahronoth’s Hebrew website Mynet reports.
    For those cursed with 20/20 vision, the organization provides a pair of non-prescription spectacles at a price of $32.50, onto which two semi-transparent stickers can be slapped.

    And if their vision is already failing them, the stickers can be applied to the lenses of prescription glasses, leaving the wearer even more myopic than they were before.
    ...
    Striving to maintain their wholly devout lifestyle, the community practices de facto sexual segregation on buses, sidewalks and in other public places, though they have had less luck imposing their rules on outsiders.
    Even the Islamic Moonworshipers who can't keep it in their pants make the women cover up - thus avoiding inconveniencing men.

    The report goes on to say
    Out of step with the surrounding world, the Orthodox community’s unofficial “modesty patrols” are hoping the glasses will help the sexually tempted men take matters into their own hands.
    which to a True Chrsitian™ would seem to be an incitement to masturbation... if they can find their man bits with those glasses.

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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14369

    #2
    Re: Kikes remove temptation - Duh!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    http://www.rt.com/news/blurry-glasse...odox-jews-195/Even the Islamic Moonworshipers who can't keep it in their pants make the women cover up - thus avoiding inconveniencing men.

    The report goes on to say
    which to a True Chrsitian™ would seem to be an incitement to masturbation... if they can find their man bits with those glasses.

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    oh, I thought they were bubble-pipes!

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: Kikes remove temptation - Duh!

      Perhaps the slutty Kikesses should cover themselves up as God commanded.

      1. Leviticus 18:7
        The nakedness of thy father, or the nakedness of thy mother, shalt thou not uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14369

        #4
        Re: Kikes remove temptation - Duh!

        .. + (a different)

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Kikes remove temptation - Duh!

          Everyone knows jooess sluts want to forinicate with every male they see. It has something to do with their enourmous snouts.
          Here is a typical jooess.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Kikes remove temptation - Duh!

            These people don't drive, do they?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: Kikes remove temptation - Duh!

              Only the Jews would try to live a spiritual life away from the secular world in New York City.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Kikes remove temptation - Duh!

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Only the Jews would try to live a spiritual life away from the secular world in New York City.
                They could just move. Wouldn't that make more sense?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Kikes remove temptation - Duh!

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  They could just move. Wouldn't that make more sense?
                  I'd like all of them to go back to Goddamned Israel, and I mean tomorrow.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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