[dogofwar]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

I have never seen a gathering of mormons in my life to rival you people.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Okay then by that redheads have sould

The Holy Bible does not mention redheads. It doesn't mention anal fissures either. I think it must be because some things are truly horrible to talk about.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Prove that any of you have a soul

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Roland]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Hi, rapeusnow. I think you've misunderstood the situation slightly. As I am not a True Christian™, it doesn't really matter to me where the evidence comes from. The KJV Bible would be best in these circumstances, of course, but failing that, any writings, sacred or not, from any faith tradition, even secular sources, would be considered.

So anyone listening in, who has extra-Biblical evidence that gingers have souls but has been wary of introducing it here for fear of the mockery, disdain, and turd flinging that would ensue, fear not, for Pastor Ezekiel himself has given special dispensation for discussion of this topic to include ANY source, including (gasp) science!

Bring it on!

Dear Didymus Much,


I would like to take you up on your offer.


As source I will use The Loose Canon – A holy book of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster


From The Book of Fearsome Pirate Pete:
5:2 “When you die, your soul, which I think is immortal, but don’t quote me on that, will find it’s way to Pastafarian Heaven, where there is a Volcano of Beer, and a Factory of Strippers.”


This establishes that it is the soul which will go to Pastafarian Heaven. We also know in Pastafarian Heaven there is a stipper factory and a beer volcano.


From The Book of Penelope:
20″Yes our Lord FSM created it for all those who would not be big jerks and go around telling people what to believe”.
21″Well that seems decent of FSM but tell me why are there only cute guys and the occasional redheaded woman?
22I’m trendy but not everyone else is”.
23″It is because you are here.
24As with the beer volcano, so it is with the stripper factory.
25YOU and your desires dictate the out-put….


Clearly Penelope has died and gone to Pastafarian Heaven. In Pastafarian Heaven there are redheaded women which means they had to have souls for it is the soul that goes to Pastarian Heaven.


As we can see it was because of the lust of Penelope that at least some gingers (probably the good looking girls) have souls.


I´m sorry to hear the Pink Prius is no longer available but an Invisible Pink Prius will be just fine and it will save shipping costs, which is nice. For the website: I doubt you could bring it down so I reckon that is an empty promise, no harm done though.


Kind regards,

Roland

[Roland]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

So anyone listening in, who has extra-Biblical evidence that gingers have souls but has been wary of introducing it here for fear of the mockery, disdain, and turd flinging that would ensue, fear not, for Pastor Ezekiel himself has given special dispensation for discussion of this topic to include ANY source, including (gasp) science!

Bring it on!

Before I forget: Many thanks to Pastor Ezekiel for giving special dispensation to include any source.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

...why are there only cute guys and the occasional redheaded woman?...
...In Pastafarian Heaven there are redheaded women which means they had to have souls for it is the soul that goes to Pastarian Heaven...

Uh, yeah, nice try, but no good.

You see, this is the problem when people try to take something like the Loose Canon (which was written by many different people, in many different countries, over the space of literally years, and then someone else gathered all these disparate, contradictory writings, and tried to combine them into a cohesive, coherent whole, with a single message for mankind) and attempt to convince others (who are probably not as familiar with the arcane scripture of the colander-wearers as they are) that it says something that it does not.

Yes, the Canon says that there are red-headed women in Pastafarian Heaven; it does not say how they got there.

They could have been there forever. They could be Pastafarian angels (and angels do not have souls).

So there is still no proof (even from the Pastafarians) that gingers have souls.

Next.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

In Pastafarian Heaven there are redheaded women which means they had to have souls for it is the soul that goes to Pastarian Heaven.

Redheaded is ambiguous too; does this refer to the color of their hair, or have they just had spaghetti sauce tipped over their heads?

What a lot of nonsense you are posting, dear. Have you read the ?

YiC
AW

[Beroshi]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

The Holy Bible does not mention redheads. It doesn't mention anal fissures either. I think it must be because some things are truly horrible to talk about.

Can you show me the passage where the Bible mentions blonde hair?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Can you show me the passage where the Bible mentions blonde hair?

His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow;
and his eyes were as a flame of fire
Revelation 1:14

[Beroshi]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

I believe this mentions white hair, not blonde. White as in black hair gone gray and eventually white. Blonde would be yellow.


And I do see locks of orange hair in that picture you just posted.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

I believe this mentions white hair, not blonde. White as in black hair gone gray and eventually white. Blonde would be yellow.

Says who?

And I do see locks of orange hair in that picture you just posted.

It is a drawing.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Can you show me the passage where the Bible mentions blonde hair?

The Bible doesn't mention cars, or computers, or a lot of other things that we know exist.

But what does that have to do with gingers being soulless?

Please stay on topic.

[Beroshi]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

The Bible doesn't mention cars, or computers, or a lot of other things that we know exist.

But what does that have to do with gingers being soulless?

Please stay on topic.

My point exactly, here I read nothing but proving points based on what is in the Bible and what is not. Yet, when things like blond hair does not appear in the Bible, its not an issue. When ginger hair does not appear in the bible, it's a proof that gingers have no soul. Weird.

[Beroshi]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Says who?



It is a drawing.

Says the Bible, the Bible clearly describes hair white as snow, not yellow as gold. Nor orange as the sunset.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

...When ginger hair does not appear in the bible, it's a proof that gingers have no soul. Weird.

Ginger hair DOES appear in the Bible.

Genesis 25:25 "And the first came out red, all over like an hairy garment; and they called his name Esau."

Pro tip: Knowing what's really not in there really helps when you try to tell people what's not in there, idiot.