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  • 6hundred&6sixty6six
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2008
    • 18

    #1

    Found a new cult

    In fact, its being housed right here on this website. YOU FU**ING HATE-MONGERERS!!! If you're gay, GOOD FOR YOU!!!! If you don't want to believe in what the Bible says, GOOD FOR YOU!!! Be a human being! All this website is doing is collecting hate! Turn that hate into love! Before you destroy us all!
    The first of the fallen, the one they call the desolate one...
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Found a new cult

    Originally posted by 6hundred&6sixty6six View Post
    In fact, its being housed right here on this website. YOU FU**ING HATE-MONGERERS!!! If you're gay, GOOD FOR YOU!!!! If you don't want to believe in what the Bible says, GOOD FOR YOU!!! Be a human being! All this website is doing is collecting hate! Turn that hate into love! Before you destroy us all!
    Friend,

    As my signature says I am NOT gay. You seem to be filled with hate. Why don't you embrace love like we Christians have. You need to go down on your knees and open yourself to Him. GLORY!

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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    • Don the Baptist
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2008
      • 480

      #3
      Re: Found a new cult

      Originally posted by 6hundred&6sixty6six View Post
      In fact, its being housed right here on this website. YOU FU**ING HATE-MONGERERS!!! If you're gay, GOOD FOR YOU!!!! If you don't want to believe in what the Bible says, GOOD FOR YOU!!! Be a human being! All this website is doing is collecting hate! Turn that hate into love! Before you destroy us all!
      You seem particularly hateful and disturbed, some might even say mental. Ever considered Prozac?

      Why are you so filled with hatred for God's people? What on earth did we do to you? We only have your eternal soul in mind when we demand that you stop your dope sniffing, carpet munching, homo ways and turn to Jesus.

      Stop spreading discord among God's people young lady.
      Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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      • Jonesy
        Unsaved trash
        • Apr 2008
        • 100

        #4
        Re: Found a new cult

        This Church is so cultist, you have to pay to be considered a true Christian. I think the Pastors use that money to buy porn and weed and just sit around all day jerking back and forth.

        Hallowed are the Ori!
        Luke 14:26-These Pigs are for Science, SCIENCE!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22834

          #5
          Re: Found a new cult

          Originally posted by 6hundred&6sixty6six View Post
          In fact, its being housed right here on this website. YOU FU**ING HATE-MONGERERS!!! If you're gay, GOOD FOR YOU!!!! If you don't want to believe in what the Bible says, GOOD FOR YOU!!! Be a human being! All this website is doing is collecting hate! Turn that hate into love! Before you destroy us all!
          We set little store by the opinions for black, atheist, drug addled, pedophilic, neo-nazi, catholic, homersexuals. You are loud and obnoxious.

          Have you some time to spend with me studying the Glory of Jesus's Resurrection?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • VictoryOS
            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
             
            • Dec 2007
            • 5388

            #6
            Re: Found a new cult

            600 and 6-60-6-6? Is that some sort of European phone number?
            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
            in 2016

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Found a new cult

              Originally posted by 6hundred&6sixty6six View Post
              In fact, its being housed right here on this website. YOU FU**ING HATE-MONGERERS!!! If you're gay, GOOD FOR YOU!!!! If you don't want to believe in what the Bible says, GOOD FOR YOU!!! Be a human being! All this website is doing is collecting hate! Turn that hate into love! Before you destroy us all!
              You have a strange idea of what love is. We love people with Christ's love, meaning that we love them enough to warn them that their lifestyle choices are leading them to the lake of fire.

              Should we just go on our merry way and let them slide off into hell? That doesn't sound terribly loving to me.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • One-eyed Jack
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 1092

                #8
                Re: Found a new cult

                Do you not know, friends, that the Lord loves mankind as His children?

                I will lay thy cities waste, and thou shalt be desolate, and thou shalt know that I am the LORD. Ezekiel 35:4

                Lo, He who is LORD shall care for thee as a loving father cares for an ailing child.

                Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. Deuteronomy 28:59

                For the Lord loves peace, and His mercy is great; and Jesus loves the little children.

                Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. Psalm 137:9


                When Jesus comes again, He shall come to gather all mankind in His perfect love. It is written of that time:

                And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.

                And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation 9:5,6


                So we see that Christianity is no cult, but a religon of love and mercy and forgiveness! Shout PRAISE!

                ~~ OEJ

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384

                  #9
                  Re: Found a new cult

                  Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                  600 and 6-60-6-6? Is that some sort of European phone number?
                  I was thinking he was trying to write a tithing check to Landover, but I'm not sure what kind of currency it is or what it would be worth in dollars.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22834

                    #10
                    Re: Found a new cult

                    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                    600 and 6-60-6-6? Is that some sort of European phone number?
                    Could be the Vatican...
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567

                      #11
                      Re: Found a new cult

                      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                      600 and 6-60-6-6? Is that some sort of European phone number?
                      Sister Victory Over Sex, I believe you're right! The Lesbionic Woman has made her screen name her telephone number, and is trying to convince one of we Godly Ladies of Landover to "ring her bell"!
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                      • Justina Thyme
                        Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 1718

                        #12
                        Re: Found a new cult

                        Welcome to Landover Baptist Church, 6hundred&6sixty6six. Please take a few moments to read through the following list and rid your home of any items therein that you may have in your possession:

                        Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
                        Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
                        American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.); carvings, pictures
                        Buddha statues
                        Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
                        Paisley pattern on anything
                        Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses(e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess, according to the dictionary)
                        Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
                        Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
                        Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
                        East Indian items
                        Any items that are used in witchcraft
                        The Book of Mormon
                        The Satanic Bible
                        Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
                        Books on other religions
                        Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
                        Flamingos, sundials, books/tapes from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
                        Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
                        Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis

                        Thank you, and may your time with us be blessed.
                        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                        A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                        Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                        LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                        • Sperman
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 31

                          #13
                          Re: Found a new cult

                          Originally posted by 6hundred&6sixty6six View Post
                          Be a human being!!
                          ???? Be a human being ??? WTF that mean? Do ya tink dogs, cats an donkeys ar reading this forum???

                          What an asshat!

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                          • Sperman
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 31

                            #14
                            Re: Found a new cult

                            Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                            Welcome to Landover Baptist Church, 6hundred&6sixty6six. Please take a few moments to read through the following list and rid your home of any items therein that you may have in your possession:

                            Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
                            Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
                            American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.); carvings, pictures
                            Buddha statues
                            Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
                            Paisley pattern on anything
                            Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses(e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess, according to the dictionary)
                            Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
                            Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
                            Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
                            East Indian items
                            Any items that are used in witchcraft
                            The Book of Mormon
                            The Satanic Bible
                            Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
                            Books on other religions
                            Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
                            Flamingos, sundials, books/tapes from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
                            Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
                            Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis

                            Thank you, and may your time with us be blessed.
                            Thanxs far the list Justina. Glad to see ma StarTrek models an XBox360 ain't on ther.

                            BTW. Why u chang ur avatar?? I prefered the pic of u wi the litle doggy sittin on ur head. Hey, we got somethin' in common babe - Chuckie luv doggies too! I send ya private pic of ma puppies if ya lik?

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                            • Justina Thyme
                              Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 1718

                              #15
                              Re: Found a new cult

                              Originally posted by Sperman View Post
                              Thanxs far the list Justina. Glad to see ma StarTrek models an XBox360 ain't on ther.

                              You're quite welcome. However, if your XBox and/or Star Trek models were manufactured in China, Japan, or any other one of those jap countries, you do have a problem.

                              BTW. Why u chang ur avatar?? I prefered the pic of u wi the litle doggy sittin on ur head. Hey, we got somethin' in common babe - Chuckie luv doggies too! I send ya private pic of ma puppies if ya lik?

                              That was not a dog. That was one of my pet monkeys, Timmy. Or Tommy. They're difficult to tell apart. I believe that the one in the photo is not the naughty little guy who tried to rip my face off, but I can't be certain.

                              As to why I changed my avatar, there are two reasons: My husband, Mr. Thyme, likes it better, and it's more recent.
                              Your name is Chuckie? Have you been here before?


                              Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                              1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                              A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                              Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                              LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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