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  • Haile_Selassie
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    • Apr 2008
    • 13

    #46
    Re: What do you think of jews?

    I think the real question is; Daddy or Chips?
    I have sex with bicycles

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    • Jew Nose
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2008
      • 3

      #47
      Re: What do you think of jews?

      look i have a jew nose... and im pretty sure that jesus had the same nose as me that makes him a jew and a half cast... i agree with st james of england!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22898

        #48
        Re: What do you think of jews?

        Originally posted by St James of England View Post


        and i suppose you think jesus was white
        shame gods black really
        that would make jesus a half cast
        Originally posted by Haile_Selassie View Post
        I think the real question is; Daddy or Chips?
        Originally posted by Jew Nose View Post
        look i have a jew nose... and im pretty sure that jesus had the same nose as me that makes him a jew and a half cast... i agree with st james of england!
        What a set of posts… a bounty of failing intellect… a trio of 20W bulbs. Try here (see anyone you know?) and here – the truth is, it’s God’s curse to the mother and child.

        There is no treatment save prayer. (No use you doing it though, God has little time for mental cripples.)
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Haile_Selassie
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          • Apr 2008
          • 13

          #49
          Re: What do you think of jews?

          Being a member of MENSA, I do NOT have FAS, I just enjoyed that advert so many years ago, no need to place false assumptions on me
          I have sex with bicycles

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22898

            #50
            Re: What do you think of jews?

            Originally posted by Haile_Selassie View Post
            Being a member of MENSA, [...]
            You're one of their lab experiments, right?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #51
              Re: What do you think of jews?

              Originally posted by just Jimi View Post
              I think the subject is very clear. So please, just you guys go on and tell me what you think of yews. They've always said they are the 'chosen' people, so why has their life always been miserable during history. I mean, they don't even have a country.
              I don't think much of yews.

              They make great clipped hedges and topiaries, but that's not really my thing.

              Here's a rather nice yew:


              Originally posted by St James of England View Post
              no im saying jesus was a regular human that had sex and made babies
              Could you show us your evidence for this? Scholarly references? Roman records? The Bible? Anything?

              Oh, I thought not.
              Originally posted by St James of England View Post
              why worship him, god isnt a dictator, he doesnt demand to be worshipped, think about it buddy
              I don't have to think about it, and I'm not your butt buddy, you disgusting Anglican pervert.

              God demands that we worship Him. When we die, we True Christians(tm) get to go to Heaven! According to God's Word, Heaven is a place where we can worship and service Him without ceasing, day and night, for eternity!

              Let me guess . . . you've never actually READ the Bible, but you're here to tell us what it says?
              Originally posted by St James of England View Post
              then that makes him a dictator
              No, that makes Him Creator of the Universe, and the one who makes the Law.
              Originally posted by James Genesis View Post
              its better to reign in hell than serve in heaven!
              Guess what? You don't get to reign in Hell.

              Hell is a lake of fire, not a fun place with caves and tunnels to play in, that happens to be a bit warm.
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              • just Jimi
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                • Apr 2008
                • 69

                #52
                Re: What do you think of jews?

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Friend,

                The pre-Columbian "discovery" of America was by Satanist who The Devil lead here to pre-steal the land God had reserved for us TRUE Christian™ when He created the world 6,000 years ago. Please get your history correct, this a Christian forum so we deal with facts and not emotional appeals.
                If the world was created 6,000 years ago, then why have we already found things of over billions of years old?

                and if jesus wasn't a jew, then why would he go to a synagoge?
                Thou shall fear the truth and will not change someone's signature!!

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #53
                  Re: What do you think of jews?

                  Originally posted by just Jimi View Post
                  If the world was created 6,000 years ago, then why have we already found things of over billions of years old?
                  Because the people who find these objects make them in factories in Germany and China and then lie to us about "finding" them. These so called secular scientists get paid big bucks by the tax payers for their "discoveries". Darwinism is nothing more than a huge money making scam to keep professors in expensive designer clothing and exotic sports cars.

                  Originally posted by just Jimi View Post
                  and if jesus wasn't a jew, then why would he go to a synagoge?
                  Because He was/is the Messiah.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #54
                    Re: What do you think of jews?

                    Originally posted by just Jimi View Post
                    If the world was created 6,000 years ago, then why have we already found things of over billions of years old?
                    What have you found that is over a billion years old Jimi? C'mon, make me laugh.

                    and if jesus wasn't a jew, then why would he go to a synagoge?
                    If you'd read your Bible you'd know that Jesus went to the synagogue to tell the yids what disgusting sinners they were. Then they killed Him.

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                    • just Jimi
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                      • Apr 2008
                      • 69

                      #55
                      Re: What do you think of jews?

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Because the people who find these objects make them in factories in Germany and China and then lie to us about "finding" them. These so called secular scientists get paid big bucks by the tax payers for their "discoveries". Darwinism is nothing more than a huge money making scam to keep professors in expensive designer clothing and exotic sports cars.
                      I'm sorry to break your heart, but haven't you ever heard of the carbon-14 method?


                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Because He was/is the Messiah.
                      Or maybe because he was jewish?
                      Thou shall fear the truth and will not change someone's signature!!

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                      • Kerplunki Zerplopski
                        Unsaved Trash Suspected Polack
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 111

                        #56
                        Re: What do you think of jews?

                        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                        What have you found that is over a billion years old Jimi? C'mon, make me laugh.
                        heey... what about that Fossil i found when i was out on a field trip with school... it contained the imprint of a creature that existed roughly 60 million years ago... (it was the fossil of an Ammonite, the guide told me)
                        I CALL REVOLUTION!!
                        I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!

                        VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #57
                          Re: What do you think of jews?

                          Originally posted by just Jimi View Post
                          I'm sorry to break your heart, but haven't you ever heard of the carbon-14 method?
                          Yes, I put in my gas to clean out the cylinders in my SUV. What does that have to do with faking fossils?

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                          Hot Must ReadThreads!


                          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • Deaner
                            Christ's Love Messenger
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5932

                            #58
                            Re: What do you think of jews?

                            Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski View Post
                            ... it contained the imprint of a creature that existed roughly 60 million years ago... (it was the fossil of an Ammonite, the guide told me)
                            Oh the guide told you? You mean the pot smoking part time high school student took a look at it and quickly determined it was 60 million years old?? Well there's a credible source...

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                            • Kerplunki Zerplopski
                              Unsaved Trash Suspected Polack
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 111

                              #59
                              Re: What do you think of jews?

                              It's not too hard to tell what kind of creature it is (and Ammonite is a general term for several species that lived , as i said before, more than 60 billion years ago) of you've studied that field of Archeology.
                              and in case you're interested, i just looked up the thing on the Internet... and it shows a LOT of similarity to dozens of pictures of Ammonites all over the web.
                              I CALL REVOLUTION!!
                              I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!

                              VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22898

                                #60
                                Re: What do you think of jews?

                                Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski View Post
                                It's not too hard to tell what kind of creature it is (and Ammonite is a general term for several species that lived , as i said before, more than 60 billion years ago) of you've studied that field of Archeology.
                                and in case you're interested, i just looked up the thing on the Internet... and it shows a LOT of similarity to dozens of pictures of Ammonites all over the web.
                                So it was born 59,999,994,000 years before the Earth was created? And you read about this in a book written by some dude you've never heard of, and know nothing about and then you saw it on the intertubes?

                                Whoa! Well, that doesn't take any believing at all does it? An act of sheer faith.

                                There are some people who should not be allowed to read books (except the Bible)
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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