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  • noob2kill
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2008
    • 22

    #16
    Re: Look please just read this.....

    yes and I quote.....

    "By the way, Pastor Bobby-Joe can call you whatever he likes in here.
    So can I."

    Im using your imature way of getting back at some one and please do not call me boy. I swear alot of people on this forum try to act all superior by using language such as "boy"

    And who was it that said this is Gods favorite forum. Please do not make presumptions. How often have you asked him this.Do not bestowe such an honour as "Gods favorite forum" on your selfs with out him telling you.

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    • noob2kill
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • May 2008
      • 22

      #17
      Re: Look please just read this.....

      This is my last post on these forums because I came seeking infomration and to learn and yet I get alienated. I say thank you to the few that are open minded. I have defended my religon when I am confronted I belive in the almighty and Jesus christ and YES I DO WORSHIP MARY LETS SEE IF ANY OF YOU ARE GIVEN THE INCREDIBLE HONOUR OF GIVING BIRTH TO JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF GOD. Done anything like that of late hmm oah I think not. Thank you and good night and unfortunately I won't be on this forum to read the pages and pages of "YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL" posts.

      And im also sorry if I do not belive that halo 3 is secretly recruiting muslims.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #18
        Re: Look please just read this.....

        Originally posted by noob2kill View Post
        YES I DO WORSHIP MARY LETS SEE IF ANY OF YOU ARE GIVEN THE INCREDIBLE HONOUR OF GIVING BIRTH TO JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF GOD.
        By your own admission, you're a polytheist. Unless you repent, you will be damned accordingly. Never mind giving birth to the Son of God; don't you want the incredible honor of spending eternity with Him?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #19
          Re: Look please just read this.....

          Originally posted by noob2kill View Post
          And im also sorry if I do not belive that halo 3 is secretly recruiting muslims.
          You'll be sorry when some geek gamer neighbor of yours straps on his suicide vest and blows your sorry ass up boy.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • noob iz back
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • May 2008
            • 2

            #20
            Re: Look please just read this.....

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            You'll be sorry when some geek gamer neighbor of yours straps on his suicide vest and blows your sorry ass up boy.


            lol and yet another generlisation every one who plays games is a geek?

            I ask you how often has that ever happened? Another old timer making generlisations about something he knows nothing about.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22830

              #21
              Re: Look please just read this.....

              Originally posted by noob iz back View Post
              lol and yet another generlisation every one who plays games is a geek?

              I ask you how often has that ever happened? Another old timer making generalisations about something he knows nothing about.
              Clearly you didn't read all of the thread, the boy was a trainee mary worshipper, destined for the Fires of Damnation. We put the scenario to him and he fled.

              Yes, Yes, I know you will say that it is a sheep that is lost, but, to be frank, I feel that he has purposefully lost his way and has fallen prey to satan's lure. No, he's not beyond redemption, but he's not making it easy.

              So, gamer or not, he's lost - in the direst sense of the word.

              Now, to more pressing matters. what brings you here? Have you introduced yourself on the Godly Introduction thread? Which church do you attend? Why do you sincerely believe that the KJV1611 is the inerrant Word of God?
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              • Juggle Blow 69
                Unsaved Trash known pervert
                 
                • Mar 2008
                • 26

                #22
                Re: Look please just read this.....

                OK noob2 kill we may not have the same exact beleifs but i am happy that somebody on these forums has common sense and knowledge you have my support
                Daniel 12:2
                And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027

                  #23
                  Re: Look please just read this.....

                  Hello, Honey, I like your Tiara

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                  • VictoryOS
                    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                     
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 5388

                    #24
                    Re: Look please just read this.....

                    Originally posted by Juggalo69 View Post
                    OK noob2 kill we may not have the same exact beleifs but i am happy that somebody on these forums has common sense and knowledge you have my support
                    He isn't on these forums anymore due to the fact that he was banned a while ago. Keep looking though, you're bound to find a friend eventually.
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567

                      #25
                      Re: Look please just read this.....

                      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                      He isn't on these forums anymore due to the fact that he was banned a while ago. Keep looking though, you're bound to find a friend eventually.
                      Perhaps Jiggaloo would like to meet our friend Jesus!
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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #26
                        Re: Look please just read this.....

                        Originally posted by noob2kill View Post
                        im loosing more and more of my faith when I read the stuff like whats on this sit. and I know that it is a sin to make some one loose faith.
                        I don't know if you're still reading this, but I'm praying for you to overcome your illiteracy so you can read and learn from the Bible.
                        To help you get started, the word you're meaning to use is "lose" (and thus "losing") and not "loose" (or "loosing").

                        Here they are in sentences...

                        Satan will lose the battle for a True Christian's(tm) soul.

                        Maggoty Old Crone and Dogspit have very loose morals.

                        See the difference? Using the right words helps you to get others to understand what you're trying to say. You're welcome.
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                        • JennyD
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Sweet Placid Sister
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 9567

                          #27
                          Re: Look please just read this.....

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          See the difference? Using the right words helps you to get others to understand what you're trying to say. You're welcome.
                          Sister, I simply love the way you always reach out to the most unrepentant sinners with an attempt to help them better themselves and draw closer to Jesus . . . no matter their previous sins.

                          Truly, you are the epitome of True Christian(tm) Lurve.
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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #28
                            Re: Look please just read this.....

                            While your efforts are noble, there are just too many different types of errors in that one post to even begin a study regimen. This poor fool is doomed, I'm sure.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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