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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    False Baptist Aussie Pastor Found Dead

    In yet another example of how deeply God hates drunken Aussie scum, especially the false Christian type, He has seen fit to kill THIS particular dago pervert in an especially revolting way, and leaving him in flagrant delecto for his wife to discover. They say he was quite popular. I'm sure he's even more popular in hell.

    Bizarre sex death of "model" Aussie preacher

    Sydney's Baptist community is reeling following the bizarre death of one its leaders.

    Daniel Verbanaz, a pastor at Ashfield Spanish Baptist Church, was found by his distraught wife bound and unconscious at his home in Greystanes on Thursday.

    Australian police are not treating the death as suspicious. An autopsy will be held to determine the cause of death but police sources said Mr Verbanaz may have died while attempting an act of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

    Chief executive officer of Baptist Community Services June Heinrich confirmed detectives had seized a computer from Mr Verbanaz's home.

    "Whether it has shed any light on the situation, I do not know," she said.

    "This has come as a tremendous shock, not just to the church but the local Spanish community in which Daniel was so highly regarded. My thoughts are with his family and his congregation."

    Police confirmed that at 4.30pm on Thursday officers went to a house at Burra Place, Greystanes, where ambulance officers were trying to revive a man who was tied up. It is understood a knife was lying nearby.

    Ashfield Baptist Church Reverend John Morrison said he was "stunned" when he received a phone call from Mr Verbanaz's wife, Esther, on Friday morning.

    "She rang to say Daniel had died. She said she had arrived home from work to find him dead. I asked 'How?' and she said it was a suspected heart attack. There was no indication from her that there was anything untoward or suspicious about his passing."

    He added: "It's come as a great shock to everyone who knew him. He was a wonderful guy, a devoted family man."

    "This is horrible, terrible news," Ms Polonsky said. "He was such a wonderful man. Nothing was too much trouble for him. If someone in the community had problems, he was there to help."

    She added: "I knew something was wrong on Friday because he hadn't turned up to our regular meeting. It wasn't like him. Then, an hour later, the reverend called up and said 'He is dead.' "
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22854

    #2
    Re: False Baptist Aussie Pastor Found Dead

    Isa:14:3: And it shall come to pass in the day that the LORD shall give thee rest from thy sorrow, and from thy fear, and from the hard bondage wherein thou wast made to serve,
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: False Baptist Aussie Pastor Found Dead

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Isa:14:3: And it shall come to pass in the day that the LORD shall give thee rest from thy sorrow, and from thy fear, and from the hard bondage wherein thou wast made to serve,
      Godly words Brother. We can only pray the last desperate words from Pastor Daniel before he accidentally strangled himself to death were "I love you Jesus".

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • One-eyed Jack
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 1092

        #4
        Re: False Baptist Aussie Pastor Found Dead

        "From the hard auto-erotic bondage wherein thou made thyself to serve?"

        Memo to Pastor Verbanaz: It's the chicken! Choke the chicken, not yourself...oh well, too late. That prevert is frying like Colonel Sander's finest in Satan's deep-sulfur fryer now.

        ~~ OEJ

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: False Baptist Aussie Pastor Found Dead

          I've just noticed this:
          Friend and group member Chely Polonsky described Mr Verbanaz as a "role model".
          Can anyone doubt that God has smitten the Polacks with a very severe curse of stupidity indeed? It's not enough that she has to worship at this pervert's false Church, now she's also intent on throwing herself into Satan's clutches with a horrible Onanism-based death just because her false dago prophet did? What a world.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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