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  • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Hello there, I wanted to ask you when I could use forums?

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    • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

      Originally posted by MartianSandworm View Post
      Hello there, I wanted to ask you when I could use forums?
      Is this a trick question?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

        Originally posted by MartianSandworm View Post
        Catholics do not worship marry,
        Thousands of pilgrims visiting Mary of Lourdes, Guadalupe, Copacabana, etc, etc suggest otherwise.


        I suggest you look for the Old Catholic Church history as its the very old Church "created by jesus" (I dont believe Jesus created a church), and not the Roman Catholic Church.



        Why should we look up a church that claims to be created by Jesus but you doubt He did?

        out of nowhere, What do you think of a pastor who thinks the sodomy mentioned in the Bible is not the same as nowadays sodomy?

        To me I think he's editing the bible to suit him and the modern days.
        We read the Bible as is, without any private interpretations.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Is this a trick question?

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          • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?



            Why not try prayer first, dear?

            Mark 11:24 Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive [them], and ye shall have [them].
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

              Hello, and welcome to our friendly forum! Thank you for quoting my comment to ask a completely irrelevant question! No matter that this question is so important that it's a sticky at the very tippy-top of the introduction forum, where a civilized person would naturally go to be polite. Brother Bob4God has outlined a systematic response to just such an inquiry. I suggest you go read it there and then read the other stickies before introducing yourself! Thanks!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Hello, and welcome to our friendly forum! Thank you for quoting my comment to ask a completely irrelevant question! No matter that this question is so important that it's a sticky at the very tippy-top of the introduction forum, where a civilized person would naturally go to be polite. Brother Bob4God has outlined a systematic response to just such an inquiry. I suggest you go read it there and then read the other stickies before introducing yourself! Thanks!

                I don't speak english bery well, can you translate it to arabic please?

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                • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                  Originally posted by Thaamir el-Khalifa View Post
                  I don't speak english bery well, can you translate it to arabic please?
                  Dear, did you know that God hates liars?

                  Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                  Because based on your syntax in the two posts so far, your American is pretty much excellent. In fact, the perfect syntax suggests that you are, indeed, a native speaker of the American language.

                  Your spelling is not so good as your syntax, but that's the fault of the American public school system in which you appear to be currently a pupil.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                    Originally posted by Thaamir el-Khalifa View Post
                    I don't speak english bery well, can you translate it to arabic please?
                    Do they speak a lot of Arabic out there in Lake Oswego then?
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                      My momma was a witch doctor. She did many bad things to the village. I know not of her where abouts now. She used my blood for curses and other dark things of the such. So devil worship is the worst.

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                      • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                        I had to vote for those horrible blasphemous false Christians, as they are much more effective at snaring good Christians into their disgusting, sacrilegious ways.
                        Praise the LORD!

                        Psalm 27:1
                        The LORD is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The LORD is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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                        • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                          guys my dick is turning blue is that normal
                          Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 11-13-2018, 01:32 AM. Reason: ungodly

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                          • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                            Originally posted by Arnie Flenderson View Post
                            I had to vote for those horrible blasphemous false Christians, as they are much more effective at snaring good Christians into their disgusting, sacrilegious ways.
                            Is that denominations?

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                            • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                              I've been thinking about this for quite some time. There is only one True Religion ™. Baptists Christianity ®.
                              All the rest are false and chock full of lies, deceit and flim~flam.
                              You can live or you can die. The method with which you live or dies matters. Once you are dead, your choices cease to have an imapct.


                              When dying, you can go peacefully in your sleep or slowly, caught in industrial machinery fort a long weekend, with no one to hear your screams but God and Satan, placing bets on how much time you have left. You want God to win and take you quickly. But what if you were following a false religion? God will not be taking you to Heaven to nuzzle Him and be held to His Manly Nurturing Bosom. He already knows you are going to Hell. So you are stuck there, massive, unrelenting pain, praying to a God that does not exist because you chose poorly. Only hearing the faint laughter of Satans chuckles, cold coming over you followed by waves of heat. Satan keep you alive just enough to suffer as much as possible before you give into his siren song. Totally alone in your slow death. You consider your life and all your mistakes, wishing you could of done things differently. Though no one is listening.


                              I guess my point is, if there is no one listening to you in your time of need, does it really matter which false deity you 'follow'? They do not exist so what is the point?


                              I do think Harri Krishna's are a good choice. If you are going to follow something that is make believe, they should dance and act silly. Catlics come in a close second.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                I do think Harri Krishna's are a good choice. If you are going to follow something that is make believe, they should dance and act silly.
                                Awful food too, Brother. And bad clothes and ugly haircuts. If I were inventing a False Religion, you can be sure that the women would look elegant, like Sister Daisy Mae, and the diet would be pork-based.
                                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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