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  • #16
    Re: Why are there different COUNTRY options????

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    A pentycoastal? Good! Now listen up wench.

    “Boy”, my faithful old retainer, spoke to me the other day in what I assumed was “tongues”, and I would like to know what he was saying.

    He clearly said, “Uuuuurrgghhhh nnggguh vvv-frrr-k-nnn. Yuhyuh, mmmuh. Oowww-oooo nnggguh vvv-frrr-k-nnn. Yuhyuh, mmmuh.”

    I feel that it might be a message from Above related to the state of the picket fence around the herb garden as he had fallen on his throat on to it shortly before making the utterance.

    All translations gladly considered.
    Are you sure he wasn't simply faking being overcome by the Holy Spirit? You know how those people can be - anything to get out of honest work.

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    • #17
      Re: Why are there different COUNTRY options????

      << Are you sure he wasn't simply faking being overcome by the Holy Spirit? You know how those people can be - anything to get out of honest work. >>

      I have a feeling this is what was happening, too.

      He'd recovered by suppertime, I bet, and made it JUST FINE to the table.

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      • #18
        Re: Why are there different COUNTRY options????

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        He'd recovered by suppertime, I bet, and made it JUST FINE to the table.
        You were right, although he's not speaking at all now - I must say that if he continues with his stubborn silence those 46 years of faithful service will have to come to an end and with it any hope of a pension.
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        • #19
          Re: Why are there different COUNTRY options????

          Originally posted by lilith View Post
          And besides,Zeke - if it wasn't for the which country option I wouldn't be here,would I?!
          So did ya miss me then,huh?
          Well, I certainly missed you, Lilith.





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