[OnYourKnees]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Why would I want to fill my m,ind with words when there are so many better things I can put in there? Things like beautiful women's phone numbers, names, adresses urm... web adresses for sites with beautiful women. I have a lot of other things to fill my memory with.

You might want to talk to a real woman someday, instead of just whacking your tally all over the computer as you gaze at obscene websites!

And put up some plastic before you gaze at our lovely Sisters' photos again!

Impressing a fine lady with wit and wisdom in the ways of the Lord (and other subjects, like (Creation) Science and Investment Management) may make up for shortcomings in "other" areas. I'll let one of the Pastors elaborate, if they so desire.

[Brother V]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Why would I want to fill my m,ind with words when there are so many better things I can put in there? Things like beautiful women's phone numbers, names, adresses urm... web adresses for sites with beautiful women. I have a lot of other things to fill my memory with.

I imagine you'll woo alot of women with your substandard vocabulary.

you:"Hey ... girl... you gotta nice rack, wanna go back to my place and make out (i live in my parents basement because i couldn't pass the verbal section of the SAT)"

her: "um. no"

or...

you: "Wow, you are quite the tender morsel aren't you. You are buxom, voluptuous and your beauty is quite alluring. What say you and me ditch this rathskeller and head back to my chambers for a little bit of relations?"

her: "I don't really know what you mean, but it sounds like fun; you must be really smart, I should leave with you now"

Your choice. Go with a base vocabulary, or be able to talk your way out of a paper bag. You make the call.

And have you considered Jesus?

He used big words. He spoke in riddles. Why? So he'd confuse people.

Matthew 13:13 Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.

See friend, Jesus spoke in parables just to confuse people. Why? He didn't want them to go to heaven. He's like that. You could use the same parables, riddles and a verbose vocabulary for the same purpose. You can de-flower women, and prevent them from getting to heaven.

Isn't that great!

Go Jesus!!!

YIC
V

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

I don't have any trouble charming girls, in fact I have female friends who come over and enjoy the websites with me. Of course they have their own thing going on, having no interest in men and all.

So far I haven't seen that many women on this site who I would desire, no offence ladies. I'm just not keen on the good girls.

[Brother V]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

I don't have any trouble charming girls, in fact I have female friends who come over and enjoy the websites with me. Of course they have their own thing going on, having no interest in men and all.

So far I haven't seen that many women on this site who I would desire, no offence ladies. I'm just not keen on the good girls.

So you are saying you have ladies come over, they look at porn with you, then they leave.

Perhaps, you should consider going after hetro ladies instead.

Just a thought.

YIC
V

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

No, it's not great and what it actually means is that in seeing people don't see and in hearing they don't hear. In other words they don't recognise things when they happen on a daily basis but in being told through a story (parable whatever) they'll grasp it better.

And when wooing women it goes more like this...

Me: Hey, *insert name* what's up?

Her: Work, school, the usual.

Me: You wanna go out tonight?

Her: Yea sure Dameon that sounds like fun.

Me: Cool, I'll pick you up at 8.

Her: Alright see you then.

The night goes on, I do a few romantic things, we dance and we end up at her front door at midnight have the first kiss then things go from there. I'm not one to push a lady into doing anything she doesn't want to.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

No, it's not great and what it actually means is that in seeing people don't see and in hearing they don't hear. In other words they don't recognise things when they happen on a daily basis but in being told through a story (parable whatever) they'll grasp it better.

And when wooing women it goes more like this...

Me: Hey, *insert name* what's up?

Her: Work, school, the usual.

Me: You wanna go out tonight?

Her: Yea sure Dameon that sounds like fun.

Me: Cool, I'll pick you up at 8.

Her: Alright see you then.

The night goes on, I do a few romantic things, we dance and we end up at her front door at midnight have the first kiss then things go from there. I'm not one to push a lady into doing anything she doesn't want to.

My, you do like your dialogues! Why do you continue to refuse to have a dialogue with Christ (prayer)? He is sitting by His majestic phone today, awaiting your call!

If you are hell-bent on dating, I suggest you review some Godly Dating Tips...

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

I don't need dating tips, I read them and I bathe so I don't have the lice problem, I wear Hugo Boss (Which smells good), I know how to treat a lady and I make sure she has a good time. I don't need types. Concerning a conversation with god, I doubt he wants to have words with a sinner like me. After all he has soooo many people who are more worthy of his time. I'd just bloke up the 'line' (going along with your phone analogy) with my incesent sinful prattle.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

No, it's not great and what it actually means is that in seeing people don't see and in hearing they don't hear. In other words they don't recognise things when they happen on a daily basis but in being told through a story (parable whatever) they'll grasp it better.

Sounds like your mother is turning your father into one of those LIBERAL False Christians, Dameon.

Let's look at Brother V's verse selection in context, shall we?

Matthew 13:10-16 (Emphasis mine)
10 And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why speakest thou unto them in parables?

11 He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given.

Ok, I can see how you might misunderstand this to mean that "some people get it/are smart, and some people don't/aren't". But as we'll see below:


12 For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.

13 Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.

In other words, "If you already get it, you'll get more. If you maybe kinda could possibly get it, but you're not sure or don't quite grasp what I'm saying, I'm going to confuse you so you don't even understand a little bit anymore."

14 And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which saith, By hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive:

15 For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

Or, "See, there's a prophecy saying that these people will be given the message but not comprehend it. If they only weren't so stupid/closed-minded, they'd get it, and I'd save them. But they are stupid/closed-minded, so I'm going to speak in parables to trick them and make sure there are no stupid/closed-minded people in Heaven."

16 But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear.

Or, "You're the special chosen ones, so you get to understand but they don't."

PRAISE AND GLORY to JESUS!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

I'd just bloke up the 'line' (going along with your phone analogy) with my incesent sinful prattle.

Eh, Ted Haggard and Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart all had a turn. If they deserve a chance at Phone Fun with God, so does everybody else.

I believe Landover now has a discounted $2.99/minute plan. Simply dial 1-900-GOD-CHAT and have your Visa or MasterCard ready.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Sounds like your mother is turning your father into one of those LIBERAL False Christians, Dameon.

My mother has no say in what my Father believes and vice-versa though he wishes and likes to think he does.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

My mother has no say in what my Father believes and vice-versa though he wishes and likes to think he does.

Well here seems to be one of your problems: your mother isn't in deference to your father. That is, perhaps, the root of the problem!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

I'd just bloke up the 'line' (going along with your phone analogy) with my incesent sinful prattle.

"Bloke"?! Are you European or just a homosexual?

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

I meant block I'm dyslexic and don't notice spelling mistakes.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

I meant block I'm dyslexic and don't notice spelling mistakes.

Jesus hates retards like you, He has made you a "dyslexic" to punish you.
YET as He made you one, HE CAN CURE YOU. PRAISE JESUS!

If you accept Jesus and follow His commandments, all your spelling errors will disappear!
GLORY!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

I don't want him to cure me since I don't consider myself to be ill. I just jumble words up sometimes.