[Ixi]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

No, but they'd be sure to end up in Juvenile Hall, or possibly the AIDS ward of a hospital.

And why would they?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

And why would they?

Because of not having had the demons thrashed out of them, obviously.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

And why would they?

Well, just look at your own family:

You're a goat worshipping pagan given over to a life of witchcraft and base lusts.
And your little sister lost her virginity before 11 and "hangs out" with gang members.

Neither of you are getting what you deserve: a Godly beating by True Christian™ parents.
It's ones duty towards ones children to teach them right and wrong the way Jesus inteded.

[Ixi]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Well, just look at your own family:

You're a goat worshipping pagan given over to a life of witchcraft and base lusts.
And your little sister lost her virginity before 11 and "hangs out" with gang members.

Neither of you are getting what you deserve: a Godly beating by True Christian™ parents.
It's ones duty towards ones children to teach them right and wrong the way Jesus inteded.

So what? Even if I did worship goats, which I don't, it would be a much better life then if I was stuck in Landover and beaten!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

So what? Even if I did worship goats, which I don't, it would be a much better life then if I was stuck in Landover and beaten!

Worshiping goats a more fulfilling life than worshiping the Lord Jesus? My my my, if what goes around doesn't come around! It seems that something like this may have happened way back in Elijah's day! I suggest you check out I Kings 18 to see how *that* turned out.

[Ixi]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

ICKY! These people are obviously Catholics! You KNOW what deviants THEY are! GODLY Christians like ourselves would never hit anyone with a golf club! My God, suppose you bent it?

Thats just as stupid as don't drink and drive, you could spill the beer!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Urm, I want to make a point here. Golf clubs aren't good for beatings. They're really, really painful and don't tend to get the point across. They just piss the hell out of you. Trust me I've been on the receiving end of a 9 iron before.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Urm, I want to make a point here. Golf clubs aren't good for beatings. They're really, really painful and don't tend to get the point across. They just piss the hell out of you. Trust me I've been on the receiving end of a 9 iron before.

Obviously the demons still possess you, or you'd have turned your life over to Jesus long ago. Why haven't you confessed your sins and walked into Jesus' waiting arms? He has temporarily gone through an inconceivable amount of pain and even temporarily DIED for you, and you still can't accept that gift? I suggest you talk with a pastor and immediately send a Thanks-tithe to Jesus via the Paypal button, to assure Him that you haven't abandoned Him forever (unless He decided that you were Hellbound from the get-go).

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

And I've been through a lot of pain thanks to him. I don't think I want to give him money I don't have, especially when most of the scars on my body are his fault.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

And I've been through a lot of pain thanks to him. I don't think I want to give him money I don't have, especially when most of the scars on my body are his fault.

You wouldn't want those scars to be for naught, would they? And for every scar you have, think of all the scars you have caused the Lord whilst He was being horsewhipped for your transgressions? If you don't have money, perhaps it is because He hasn't seen fit to bless you. There are solutions to these problems friend, and the Solution has a name: Jesus. Turn your soul over to Jesus, complete your tithes (retro-active, with interest, of course -- and don't cheat, our Jewish accountants are sharp!) and He will Bless you accordingly! I know that since the day I turned my life over to Christ, the blessings have been nonstop.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

I don't care, you know what they mean to me? They mean my father's a jerk that's all. He might believe in god and Jesus but why should I since all I ever hear is 'You're a sinner'. It's bull.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Well praise Jesus, you're already past one of the major steps: hating your parents!

26If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

You are a prime candidate for Christianity! Turn your life over to the Heavenly Father who loves you more than you can imagine and has already temporarily sacrificed His Son for you! It is an open offer! Hurry though, as this is a limited time offer -- as soon as you die, if you haven't accepted, you will spend eternity tormented by Satan's oversized engorged tallywhacker....

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

I don't hate my mom, just the unpleasant fellow who calls himself my father.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

I don't hate my mom, just the dumbass who calls himself my father.

Friend,

Don't you love Jesus? He commands you to honor your mother and your father. If you don't love Jesus He will be hurt and you will burn in Hell. Don't you want to love Jesus?

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Which golf club should I beat my children with?

Not really. I mean, what the hell has he ever done for me other than drive my Father to believe every little thing I do is a sin? It's stupid and pointless, I know that I won't go to 'heaven' anyway and as far as going to hell is concerned it doesn't seem like I'd have bad company.