How to make your wife talk less then 10 words a day!

[Titus Templeton]

Here is a short guide about a "therapy" I succesfully tested on my own wife.

What do you need:

- a stick or something to beat your wife
- ducktape
- handcuffs
- holy Bible
- Faith


Well lets start at the beginning. Why sould our wifes talk less then 10 words. Or why should they be silent?

Because in the holy Bible we can read:
1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."


Now what does silence mean? Silence means a woman should talk very few words a day.

Now lets get started. For the first day of this programm, you dont tell your wife anything at all. Try to behave like everyday. Take a note and over the day write down the numbers of words you wife has talked. Start in the morning and end it at the end of the day.

Example: You wake up and your wife asks you:" Do you want a coffee?"

This are 5 words. Now write down the number 5. Don't let your wife know what u do!

Now at the end of the day you count the words and make a simple addition.

10 or less words= good place to start. Still not the optimum.
10 or more words= Your wife is talking too much!

The next day you order your wife at the dinner table. Handcuff her, take the duct tabe and close her mouth. Now you slowly explain to her that since yesterday she is in therapy. Over the next weeks you will teach her to talk as few words as possible over the day.

Now it is important to use this moment to show that this is a very serious program and not fun. Take the stick and give her a beating for every words she spoke yesterday that are more then 20.

Example: Your wife has spoken 50 words yesterday, that means you give her 30 beatings with the stick.

After that she should be crying but you should not feel sorry.
Now tell her that over the next days, she should concentrate on talk less then 20 words. If she talks 22 words tomorrow, give her 2 beatings the next day.

Now this kind of program is very effective on teaching and training your wife. After a week, reduce the words from 20 to 15.

Again punish her with 3 beatings if she talked 18 words.

Now decrease the amount of words allowed slowly over the weeks until you are at 10 words. In the past I recognised that as less as 7 words are enough for a woman to communicate over the day.

She will start to talk less in sentences and will reduce it down to simple words. Like today your wife asks you if u are hungry.
In the future she might start to just say: " Hungry?"

This is very effective because you don't waste much time talking with your wife. Also, it just feels good to talk with your wife and she doesn't start to talk on her own.

I made very positive experiences with this and yes I can say it feels very Christian in our home now.

[Des]

Re: How to make your wife talk less then 10 words a day!

I use a panel gag on the new hires, but begin Operant conditioning with an anti-bark collar immediately. Worked on the late Missus, worked on the boys, works on the slant-eyed maids. Heck, it's been so effective that I've even thought about using it on that one Rottweiler of mine that keeps barking.

[Samuel Hubbard]

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I know that I'm going to be in the minority here, but sometimes it's necessary for a woman to say more than 10 words a day. My father, for example, likes my mother to plan out his meals a day or two in advance, in addition to asking him how his day was. Between asking him about his day, giving him a response, saying "Yes, Sir," in response to any of his requests, and asking him what he'd like to eat for the next few days and clarifying it (after writing it down), and instructing my sister Michel (a necessary evil in my father's eyes), she has to say more than 10 words. My father tried a similar experiment when I was little, but it didn't work because something that made him feel important always got left out.

[James Hutchins]

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Frankly, I have no idea how many words my wife is capable of speaking. She came from a good family and they raised her right. She makes my breakfast and lets me read the paper. Then she does her chores. My lunch and dinner is on the table at the prescribed times.
When she is fertile, she leaves her Bible open to Genesis and places my car keys on it to hold the page open next to the door for when I go out. Then that Night, I go in to her room if I come home and plant my Seed(c) in her and then go to my room and sleep undisturbed. When she births a son, I have a steak dinner with all the fixings and a box of cigars. If it is a daughter, the same thing except a note of apology expressing shame. If the child is born dead, I find out when I see a new mason jar containing the dead baby on the mantle. I'll typically get a steak the following day at breakfast.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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My husband generally hears very little from me. I only speak in response to him, or if it is a pure necessity and there is no other option. I'm a stupid woman, and I need my husband's guidance and I have learned (the Christian and painful way) to not talk back.

[VictoryOS]

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Brother Templeton, your wife is such a lucky lady to have a good Christian Husband like you! My own Husband never seems to notice if I'm talking or not. Sometimes I wonder if he's even awake. It's hard to tell since he wears his reflective policeman's sunglasses all the time.

Anyway, I'm so happy for you (and your wife) in your beautiful, Grace-filled union! May she bless you with as many sons as you desire!

[Titus Templeton]

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Brother Templeton, your wife is such a lucky lady to have a good Christian Husband like you! My own Husband never seems to notice if I'm talking or not. Sometimes I wonder if he's even awake. It's hard to tell since he wears his reflective policeman's sunglasses all the time.

Anyway, I'm so happy for you (and your wife) in your beautiful, Grace-filled union! May she bless you with as many sons as you desire!

I just want to mention that if a good Christian wife wants to do good and not bother her husband, this program can be done as a kind of self learning/teaching experience.

Just make sure you are honestly writing down the words you speak and don't held back at hitting yourself.

And Jesus is always watching anyway. So no cheating!

[Cranky Old Man]

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While your therapy sounds interesting, I think it won't work for most women because they are too stupid for it. I tried similar things with my own wife but she just didn't get it. Somehow if you told your wife to shut up yesterday they somehow still think today talking is allowed.

The only thing that works now matter how stupid your wife is, is zero tolerance. Immediately punish her to the brink of losing consciousness, but never more than that as she needs to be able to clean your house, as soon as she utters a few words. In my case it took several years before my wife stopped talking completely. The stupidity of women can never be overestimated.

God clearly created women that way to make us men suffer endlessly on the long and hard road to Heaven.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: How to make your wife talk less then 10 words a day!

I know that I'm going to be in the minority here, but sometimes it's necessary for a woman to say more than 10 words a day. My father, for example, likes my mother to plan out his meals a day or two in advance, in addition to asking him how his day was. Between asking him about his day, giving him a response, saying "Yes, Sir," in response to any of his requests, and asking him what he'd like to eat for the next few days and clarifying it (after writing it down), and instructing my sister Michel (a necessary evil in my father's eyes), she has to say more than 10 words. My father tried a similar experiment when I was little, but it didn't work because something that made him feel important always got left out.

Son, God gave us men some warnings about listening to women very early on in the Bible (KJV1611).

And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;

- Genesis 3:17

We certainly owe our present predicaments to the sin of Eve, and for Adam's complicity in listening to her. Any woman that has more than 10 words to say in a given day is on the short list for a guest appearance on the Jerry Springer show - and if that's the kind of wife you like you can start your eternity in hell right here on earth.

Women not only have the propensity for listening to smooth talking snakes, but they voted for that smooth talking golf playing nigra mooselimb in the White House.

[praisetheantichrist]

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This is disgusting. Sexist and degrading and completely horrifying. Rape is NOT a woman's fault. If she is raped it is at the fault of the man who was unable to control his lust. I cannot believe that bigots like all of you who post on these forums still exist. To all the women- you are NOT less, you are not simple! Free yourselves from this patriarchy.

[Des]

Re: How to make your wife talk less then 10 words a day!

This is disgusting. Sexist and degrading and completely horrifying. Rape is NOT a woman's fault. If she is raped it is at the fault of the man who was unable to control his lust. I cannot believe that bigots like all of you who post on these forums still exist. To all the women- you are NOT less, you are not simple! Free yourselves from this patriarchy.

Sorry young lady, but you seem to be confused. This thread pertains to how to curb the rambling mouths of the womenfolk, not how sluts act and dress in order to intentionally get themselves raped.

Perhaps you should ask your husband or daddy to look over your posts before hitting the submit button next time, OK, cupcake?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: How to make your wife talk less then 10 words a day!

Rape is NOT a woman's fault..

To be fair, it does take two to tango.

YIC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: How to make your wife talk less then 10 words a day!

Here is a short guide about a "therapy" I succesfully tested on my own wife.

What do you need:

- a stick or something to beat your wife
- ducktape
- handcuffs
- holy Bible
- Faith


Well lets start at the beginning. Why sould our wifes talk less then 10 words. Or why should they be silent?

Because in the holy Bible we can read:
1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."


Now what does silence mean? Silence means a woman should talk very few words a day.

Now lets get started. For the first day of this programm, you dont tell your wife anything at all. Try to behave like everyday. Take a note and over the day write down the numbers of words you wife has talked. Start in the morning and end it at the end of the day.

Example: You wake up and your wife asks you:" Do you want a coffee?"

This are 5 words. Now write down the number 5. Don't let your wife know what u do!

Now at the end of the day you count the words and make a simple addition.

10 or less words= good place to start. Still not the optimum.
10 or more words= Your wife is talking too much!

The next day you order your wife at the dinner table. Handcuff her, take the duct tabe and close her mouth. Now you slowly explain to her that since yesterday she is in therapy. Over the next weeks you will teach her to talk as few words as possible over the day.

Now it is important to use this moment to show that this is a very serious program and not fun. Take the stick and give her a beating for every words she spoke yesterday that are more then 20.

Example: Your wife has spoken 50 words yesterday, that means you give her 30 beatings with the stick.

After that she should be crying but you should not feel sorry.
Now tell her that over the next days, she should concentrate on talk less then 20 words. If she talks 22 words tomorrow, give her 2 beatings the next day.

Now this kind of program is very effective on teaching and training your wife. After a week, reduce the words from 20 to 15.

Again punish her with 3 beatings if she talked 18 words.

Now decrease the amount of words allowed slowly over the weeks until you are at 10 words. In the past I recognised that as less as 7 words are enough for a woman to communicate over the day.

She will start to talk less in sentences and will reduce it down to simple words. Like today your wife asks you if u are hungry.
In the future she might start to just say: " Hungry?"

This is very effective because you don't waste much time talking with your wife. Also, it just feels good to talk with your wife and she doesn't start to talk on her own.

I made very positive experiences with this and yes I can say it feels very Christian in our home now.

This is very interesting but the learning reinforcement facilitation activities (beatings) is the one thing that is giving me pause. You see some people have a touch of the old arthritis in their right arm.

Being divorced for a long time I would not be able to administer learning reinforcement facilitation activities and wonder if there was some way of altering the beating/learning coefficient in a positive way to help people like me?

Thus far I've had to rely on purely cognitive means of authority with my house keeper Magda (who has finally returned from Poland after going away for nine months to lose some weight).

YIC