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Does your child have a "best friend"? BE VIGILANT!
DISCLAIMER: I know that I have already posted this, however it was on the wrong thread so I have decided to post it where all parents can see
Everyone knows that "best friends" are nothing but OBNOXIOUS. They raid your refrigerators, mess up the house, and beg you for ice cream and other sugary junk. What you may NOT know is that these "friends" are just MINIONS OF SATAN They never liked your child, they never wanted to do anything with your child in the glory of God as 1 Corinthians 10:31 commands them. No, they do the exact opposite! I was babysitting the children of my meethodick sister (I agreed because she would pay me enough to buy a new vacuum. I prayed and God told me it was Ok) and boy am I glad I listened to Him! My niece Eleina came back from her filthy atheist public school with her younger brother Jack, and some other girl about Eleina's age. She was breaking many Bible-approved dress codes that we have in our home. She wore a skirt that was above the knees and no leggings, she had short sleeves and the bottom of her gold colored shirt almost raised to her belly button She even had BRAIDS, and a PEARL necklace, Which is most certainly NOT allowed in our home as 1 Timothy 2:9 tells us. I asked Elena who this little slut was, and she said "Its Melissa, my best friend" I made sure to keep a close eye on them until my sister came back. I asked Eleina, " Why is your friend a girl? You're 13, shouldn't you be at least betrothed by now? You should be with a True Christian™ boy, learning with him how to be a perfect housewife" And guess how that sassy-mouth replied to me? "Eww, Aunt Anna, it's literally like 2016 and I like shouldn't be married till I'm literally at least like 20. Betrothing, like isn't a thing anymore." I would complain about the fact that she doesn't know the proper age for betrothal, but we have a bigger problem. She is "hanging out" with a GIRL, and only God knows what they're doing behind my back! Sure enough, I was right. They were touching each other (or "nail painting" as they said) Puckering their lips and taking "selfies" which probably means they are kissing through their little gay screens, and they were even doing makeup together, like they were trying to impress each other! I lost my temper, wiped all the makeup off the table and onto the floor, took the lipstick and rubbed it carelessly on Melissa's face in a desperate rush to breat that filthy makeup (which did work) I got Melissa's occultic Disney backpack and shoved her arms through the straps and pushed her right out the door! Then I went to the phone and called my sister as fast as I could, and told her to come over and help because she wouldn't know Proverbs 22:6 if I hit her in the head with a Bible
Yup, that's right folks, best friends make your child GAY. I was able to give my sis a piece of my mind, and she started to homeschool the kids. It's a step in the right direction, especially for a hellbound metho-dick.
Everyone knows that "best friends" are nothing but OBNOXIOUS. They raid your refrigerators, mess up the house, and beg you for ice cream and other sugary junk. What you may NOT know is that these "friends" are just MINIONS OF SATAN They never liked your child, they never wanted to do anything with your child in the glory of God as 1 Corinthians 10:31 commands them. No, they do the exact opposite! I was babysitting the children of my meethodick sister (I agreed because she would pay me enough to buy a new vacuum. I prayed and God told me it was Ok) and boy am I glad I listened to Him! My niece Eleina came back from her filthy atheist public school with her younger brother Jack, and some other girl about Eleina's age. She was breaking many Bible-approved dress codes that we have in our home. She wore a skirt that was above the knees and no leggings, she had short sleeves and the bottom of her gold colored shirt almost raised to her belly button She even had BRAIDS, and a PEARL necklace, Which is most certainly NOT allowed in our home as 1 Timothy 2:9 tells us. I asked Elena who this little slut was, and she said "Its Melissa, my best friend" I made sure to keep a close eye on them until my sister came back. I asked Eleina, " Why is your friend a girl? You're 13, shouldn't you be at least betrothed by now? You should be with a True Christian™ boy, learning with him how to be a perfect housewife" And guess how that sassy-mouth replied to me? "Eww, Aunt Anna, it's literally like 2016 and I like shouldn't be married till I'm literally at least like 20. Betrothing, like isn't a thing anymore." I would complain about the fact that she doesn't know the proper age for betrothal, but we have a bigger problem. She is "hanging out" with a GIRL, and only God knows what they're doing behind my back! Sure enough, I was right. They were touching each other (or "nail painting" as they said) Puckering their lips and taking "selfies" which probably means they are kissing through their little gay screens, and they were even doing makeup together, like they were trying to impress each other! I lost my temper, wiped all the makeup off the table and onto the floor, took the lipstick and rubbed it carelessly on Melissa's face in a desperate rush to breat that filthy makeup (which did work) I got Melissa's occultic Disney backpack and shoved her arms through the straps and pushed her right out the door! Then I went to the phone and called my sister as fast as I could, and told her to come over and help because she wouldn't know Proverbs 22:6 if I hit her in the head with a Bible
Yup, that's right folks, best friends make your child GAY. I was able to give my sis a piece of my mind, and she started to homeschool the kids. It's a step in the right direction, especially for a hellbound metho-dick.
I am surprised at you. In another thread you said we should all love little boys. 
Just what are you all about, Mr. Attorney? I'm glad you were fired. Disbarment is likely in your future. 
Proverbs 13:24
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