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  • #16
    Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

    Originally posted by Marcel View Post
    [...]You can't say that a sport is gay only the person can be gay.

    I play [...]skating etc... [...]
    Skating? Absolutely filled with ass-banditry
    Originally posted by muhammad_is_my_life View Post
    also, lol! marcel likes dick Cheney!
    Everyone likes Dick.
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    • #17
      Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

      Now, I'm not a particular fan of the Jonas Brothers, but I did look up the lyrics, and in no way does it promote sodomy. I guess one is not able to talk about someone else, whether they are cute or pretty?

      Also, how in the world is cricket or soccer gay? Prove it. You are just being ignorant...

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      • #18
        Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

        Originally posted by mmolly View Post
        Now, I'm not a particular fan of the Jonas Brothers, but I did look up the lyrics, and in no way does it promote sodomy. I guess one is not able to talk about someone else, whether they are cute or pretty?

        Also, how in the world is cricket or soccer gay? Prove it. You are just being ignorant...
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        • #19
          Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

          Finally something I can agree with!

          Stupid Jonas Brothers....
          1 Timothy 2:11-15
          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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          • #20
            Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

            Jonas brothers are demons like Justin Bieber

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            • #21
              Re: Satan's latest Trojan horse: The Jonas Brothers

              I never really liked the Jonas Brothers or that Justin Beiber-guy.
              I prefer old, classical orchestra music.

              (I thought the Jonas brothers' dad was a Baptist preacher...)
              [REV 16 verse 6]
              [For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them blood to drink; for they are worthy.]

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