My house was vandalized last night!

[Nobar King]

I heard some noises last night but didn't realize until the morning that kids had vandalized my home. I just finished spending 2 hours washing egg and tomatoes off my house. Some of it had already dried and i had to scrub real hard to get it off. Stupid kids. Anyway, I just got off the phone with the police. They said they would send a unit over, but how will that help?

Edit: An "investigator" came by to talk to me. He didn't even take any pictures! Basically he said there's nothing they can do because their minors. Even if they catch them in the act and charge them nothing happens and if they are fined and don't pay nothing happens.

I'm supposed to call if it happens again.

I am so upset.

[handmaiden]

I heard some noises last night but didn't realize until the morning that kids had vandalized my home. I just finished spending 2 hours washing egg and tomatoes off my house. Some of it had already dried and i had to scrub real hard to get it off. Stupid kids. Anyway, I just got off the phone with the police. They said they would send a unit over, but how will that help?

Edit: An "investigator" came by to talk to me. He didn't even take any pictures! Basically he said there's nothing they can do because their minors. Even if they catch them in the act and charge them nothing happens and if they are fined and don't pay nothing happens.

I'm supposed to call if it happens again.

I am so upset.

Dear Brother Nobar, my heart goes out you and I will pray that The Lord intervenes on your behalf. Just to help Him along, can you lease a bear or two?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Dear Brother Nobar, my heart goes out you and I will pray that The Lord intervenes on your behalf. Just to help Him along, can you lease a bear or two?

Yes, Sister Handmaiden, the She-Bears who ripped misbehaving youngsters to pieces. Brother Nobar needs this kind of protection.,

[Cranky Old Man]

I could have sworn Nobar King died. I even remember speaking at his funeral. I wonder who was actually dead then. It might explain why some people became angry.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Crime is out of control. We can either continue down this path or come down hard on illegals, illegal sympathizers and people who look illegal. I'm tired of being treated like I'm the bad guy.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Crime is out of control. We can either continue down this path or come down hard on illegals, illegal sympathizers and people who look illegal. I'm tired of being treated like I'm the bad guy.

I don't know how many properties Brother Nobar owns or where they are located. This one obviously is not in Freehold. The Freehold PD watches trouble makers and they are old men before they get out of jail.

President Trump has a list of cities with Democrats as Mayors. He has declared each of these cities to be crime ridden and out of control. The National Guard has taken control of them. The President would like to know if Brother Nobar's city has a Democrat as a Mayor. If that is the case the Guard will be there shortly.

[Anthony Harper]

My friend, I am sorry that this has happened to your house. It is clear that the devil has entered these kids' minds and enabled this type of lawlessness! My proposal is we bring back spanking and teach our children that rotten behavior has consequences! My mom beat my behind and kept the devil away! Parents these days allow their kids to run around out of control like a bunch of wild dogs!

[Anthony Harper]

I don't know how many properties Brother Nobar owns or where they are located. This one obviously is not in Freehold. The Freehold PD watches trouble makers and they are old men before they get out of jail.

President Trump has a list of cities with Democrats as Mayors. He has declared each of these cities to be crime ridden and out of control. The National Guard has taken control of them. The President would like to know if Brother Nobar's city has a Democrat as a Mayor. If that is the case the Guard will be there shortly.

I am afraid Brother Nobar must live in a democrat city. There is no other explanation for such rampant lawlessness. Democrats enable and encourage crime to happen. President Trump is right to take over these cities and restore law and order to these cities. The people there must be liberated.

[Nobar King]

It happened again last night. The first time was just funny, ha ha, now it's ON. I was surprised to hear eggs hitting my house, again, but at least I knew what was happening. I ran outside to confront the kids but they were already zipping away on their ebikes. I shouldn't be outside at 10pm hosing eggs off my house. There were also tomatoes, so IDK, maybe they're trying to make a guacamole on my house?

I called the police dispatcher and they sent out a patrol car to survey the damage. Officer Rodriguez was nice but, again, told me that they can't do anything, because: juveniles. He had the nerve to ask if there was anything distinct about my house that would cause kids to target ME, as if this was my fault.

I'm getting a lot better at cleaning eggs off my house, and there were areas that needed a good scrubbing. That's hardly a consolation.

Now when kids ride by I wonder if they are the vandals checking on their targets. I'm not a kid-hating-ogre, but this has made me a lot more suspicious.

[Nobar King]

I just came inside from scrubbing my house, again. This is the third time in three days. Once was funny, but now it's war. I am livid.

I was outside guarding my driveway kast night but i went inside for a minute to p--, and that's when they attacked.

Called the police, again, and was outside hosing my house down at 10pm.

These kids.

I'm planning on standing outside tonight to try to scare them off, if i can stay awake.

[Adam Fag]

Crime is out of control.

If you get rid of (all) the laws, then there'll be no crime at all.

[Basilissa]

Brother Nobar, I will pray for you. No need to thank me, but I will pray even more if you send me some chocolate.

[Isabella White]

I just came inside from scrubbing my house, again. This is the third time in three days. Once was funny, but now it's war. I am livid.

I was outside guarding my driveway kast night but i went inside for a minute to p--, and that's when they attacked.

Called the police, again, and was outside hosing my house down at 10pm.

These kids.

I'm planning on standing outside tonight to try to scare them off, if i can stay awake.

Oh, Dear! How terribly tragic for you, dear Brother Nobar. Now, I might be wrong (although that is highly unlikely), but I have a suspicion that this nonsense is coming from Cathyolick neighbors on your street. You see, Dear, the Cathyolick brats that live next door to me are forever kicking their football over my manicured boxwood hedgery, and into my prize-winning hydrangeas and blue mist spiraea. Why, just last week, some of my dreamy dahlias took a very nasty hit from their football. And, then whenever I complain to them and tell them off, they just laugh in my face! Mark my words, dear Brother: this is undoubtedly Cathyolick vandalism by Cathyolick vagrants! A word of advice to the wise: you might like to question Mr. Romeo Rovagnati — most likely he will have clues!

[Nobar King]

Oh, Dear! How terribly tragic for you, dear Brother Nobar. Now, I might be wrong (although that is highly unlikely), but I have a suspicion that this nonsense is coming from Cathyolick neighbors on your street. You see, Dear, the Cathyolick brats that live next door to me are forever kicking their football over my manicured boxwood hedgery, and into my prize-winning hydrangeas and blue mist spiraea. Why, just last week, some of my dreamy dahlias took a very nasty hit from their football. And, then whenever I complain to them and tell them off, they just laugh in my face! Mark my words, dear Brother: this is undoubtedly Cathyolick vandalism by Cathyolick vagrants! A word of advice to the wise: you might like to question Mr. Romeo Rovagnati — most likely he will have clues!

The dahlias are so nice this time of year .

[Nobar King]

I thought I could handle being targeted with eggs but after what happened at that school in Wisconsin i don't know what to do. there is something wrong with the children and I don't know what to do to protect myself.