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  • OrdoMalleus
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2010
    • 4

    #166
    Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

    Disregard religion.
    Acquire doubles.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22879

      #167
      Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

      Originally posted by OrdoMalleus View Post
      Disregard religion...
      And forego an Eternal Life with Jesus? You must be deluded!
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • spawnoftheKing
        Unsaved trash
        • Aug 2011
        • 6

        #168
        Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Of course it is genuine. What kind of a fool would try to fake that sort of blasphemy?
        People like you sicken me, finding humor in the horrors of another innocent human being. You should be ashamed!
        I agree with this!!!! This game will consume your life, I've seen it first hand. One question for Mr. Hutchins however, the quote you have in your post has one word replace with another and in turn it completely derails the OP's post. I'll probably get a strike for this but LogicRulesLife said that: "This video is fake, its has been proven the kid was not trying to be funny and trying to get attention." You posted that he said: "This video is genuine, its has been proven the kid was trying to be funny and trying to get attention."

        Liars go to hell (Revelation 21:8), and a misrepresentation of the truth is a lie.

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        • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
          Pastor of Praise and Worship
          A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2009
          • 3890

          #169
          Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

          Friend, first of all, I would pull the beam from your own eye when making hypocritical statements like this. Furthermore, I would ask you to go buy a pair of glasses before your next orc raid. Perhaps you should consider selling your WOW character to purchase said spectacles.
          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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          • realist88
            Unsaved trash
            • Jan 2012
            • 3

            #170
            Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

            Im sorry, but this Topic is Extremely Offensive, bias, and Innapropriate. It is Infringing upon the rights of players. Using an Immature child to Stereotype and Brand an entire Industry is most pesimistic. Once again, this Topic is an extremely offensive and Innapropriate Post and will be considered an Harassment and attack upon it's proper users. It is suggested that this topic is removed and deleted before it is reported for it's Offensive and bias bigotry and attack against the Labled Game's Users.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #171
              Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

              Originally posted by realist88 View Post
              Im sorry, but this Topic is Extremely Offensive, bias, and Innapropriate...
              You're not sorry, liar.

              ...It is Infringing upon the rights of players...
              Ok, how? (This should be worth some yuks)

              ...Using an Immature child to Stereotype and Brand an entire Industry is most pesimistic...
              They tried to find a mature child, but as those don't exist (by definition)...

              Once again, this Topic is an extremely offensive and Innapropriate Post and will be considered an Harassment and attack upon it's whiny butthurt users.
              FTFY.

              ...It is suggested that this topic is removed and deleted before it is reported for it's Offensive and bias bigotry and attack against the Labled Game's Users.
              Go ahead, report it. And then come back and tell everyone how you're all about the free speech, hypocrite.

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5388

                #172
                Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

                Originally posted by realist88 View Post
                Im sorry, but this Topic is Extremely Offensive, bias, and Innapropriate. It is Infringing upon the rights of players. Using an Immature child to Stereotype and Brand an entire Industry is most pesimistic. Once again, this Topic is an extremely offensive and Innapropriate Post and will be considered an Harassment and attack upon it's proper users. It is suggested that this topic is removed and deleted before it is reported for it's Offensive and bias bigotry and attack against the Labled Game's Users.
                Speaking of demonic possession, wow! Does anyone know what this lunatic is talking about?
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #173
                  Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

                  Originally posted by realidiot88 View Post
                  Im sorry, but this Topic is Extremely Offensive, bias, and Innapropriate.
                  True, the constant barrage of uninvited and unwelcome haters of Christianity onto this Christian church's discussion forum is offensive, biased, and inappropriate.

                  It is Infringing upon the rights of players. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...e%20the%20Poon
                  Do tell, how exactly are the "rights" of gamertards infringed by a Christian church's members and friends sharing parenting tips on a private discusison forum?

                  One to which YOU were not invited and on which YOU are not welcome?

                  Aren't YOU the one trying to infringe upon OUR rights, by invading our forum and attacking our beliefs?

                  Once again, this Topic is an extremely offensive and Innapropriate Post and will be considered an Harassment and attack upon it's proper users. It is suggested that this topic is removed and deleted before it is reported for it's Offensive and bias bigotry and attack against the Labled Game's Users.
                  You're right. This is harassment.

                  Your IP address has been recorded by the Department of Faith, who will be contacting your internet service provider. And your mommy.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • realist88
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 3

                    #174
                    Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

                    It's so adoreable how religious people so blindly feel that they are better than everyone else. ...and people thought Hitler's supremacist/ inferiority policies were evil... lol...

                    Marvelous It is so sensational to see how the "good" and "holy" can act so Innapropriately with such rude remarks and replies. My oh my, your "religion" is one that you yourselve's are making a mockery of. I find myself amused as you so blissfuly endulge in ignorance and holy disease. aren't you supposed to be all bright and nice?

                    sad when you think about it, religion is just as "sinful" as humanity is.

                    for example, do you think Hitler is "damned" and "evil" because he committed genocide and thought the "aryan race" was superior to all?

                    sounds familiar... infact it sounds just like the religious people who march around saying that everyone else will be "damned to eternal suffering" if they don't bow to "god". Sounds just like how all of you "Followers of god" think that you are better than everyone else just as Hitler Prophecized the "aryan race" to be. You might want to rethink your views

                    so by your own definition, you are all already "damned" too ^^

                    Please Ban me from this Board so i may not return because i tire so very much of your blindness
                    "flicks on auto delete-mod to remove all private messages, replies and email then sips his morning tea"
                    "Come on in, the fire's of hell are nice and warm"

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                    • Alphonse Alban
                      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                       
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 5724

                      #175
                      Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

                      Originally posted by realist88 View Post
                      I I find myself amused as you so blissfuly endulge in ignorance and holy disease.
                      I find it amusing that you try to use all big and fancy words, but can't even spell them correctly.

                      Originally posted by realist88 View Post
                      do you think Hitler is "damned" and "evil" because he committed genocide and thought the "aryan race" was superior to all?
                      No. I know Hitler is damned because he was a damn catlick.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #176
                        Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

                        Originally posted by realist88 View Post
                        It's so adoreable how religious people so blindly feel that they are better than everyone else.
                        I had no idea you were religious. Yet you must be, since you blindly feel you are better than everyone else, even though you came here uninvited and unwelcome to attack us for sharing parenting tips with which you do not agree.
                        Please Ban me from this Board so i may not return because i tire so very much of your blindness
                        Why? Are you unable to click the "X" in the upper right corner of your screen and just stop coming back?

                        Do you feel compelled to read more?

                        That's Jesus talking to you, friend. He wants you to get past your self-righteous misspellings and learn the Love of Jesus and of proper American English. He may have a plan for you after all!

                        I will pray for you.

                        "flicks on auto delete-mod to remove all private messages, replies and email then sips his morning tea"
                        Sorry, Eurotrash, you can't block infractions from moderators.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079

                          #177
                          Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

                          Originally posted by realist88 View Post
                          ...sad when you think about it, religion is just as "sinful" as humanity is...
                          What's truly sad is that you think you can win arguments by redefining words.

                          Please pass my condolences to your teachers, I'm sure they tried their best.

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                          • Simon1987
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Aug 2012
                            • 1

                            #178
                            Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

                            I hope you realize that this video is a well known hoax, but i guess you wouldnt realize since you live a sheltered life "protected" by your faith.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #179
                              Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

                              Originally posted by Simon1987 View Post
                              I hope you realize that this video is a well known hoax, but i guess you wouldnt realize since you live a sheltered life "protected" by your faith.
                              We all know the 'Mars Rover Landing' is a hoax. What is your point and why must you punks take timely questions that affect todays' youth off topic??
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555

                                #180
                                Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

                                Originally posted by Simon1987 View Post
                                I hope you realize that this video is a well known hoax, but i guess you wouldnt realize since you live a sheltered life "protected" by your faith.
                                I hope you realize that science and evolution are both well-known hoaxes, long ago exposed by Christian Scholars.

                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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