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  • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children

    You're an England man Jack? You should know some Faust then... awesome guy if I don't say so myself only wish he blew up parliament.

    I, by the power of truth, while living, have conquered the universe

    And I'll end it with that. Jolly good.

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    • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children

      Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
      Make your mind up - is there a God or isn't there? Try resolving your own beliefs before criticising ours!! You have the audacity to accuse us of making no sense?

      YIC
      Typical atheists. If they criticise God they have to acknowledge they believe God exists (or they couldn't talk about him) which proves that God does exists. Simple logic.
      Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

      Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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      • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children

        Originally posted by ironlee View Post
        I fail again to see how stupid I am. And you haven't answered the question(s). What evidence would you like? I can simply look online and see and link it back. It seems like you are just angry because you can't come back with a better reply than how stupid I am? Clearly you are to blind to see the point.

        Well I'm done trolling this website, it was fun. You guys ate it up like it was a fresh pie, I had a good laugh. Oh and I'm still reporting your "charity" to the BBB.

        Ecclesiastes 10:13
        The beginning of the words of his mouth is foolishness: and the end of his talk is mischievous madness.


        YIC

        Jack
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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        • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children

          Originally posted by ironlee View Post
          Well I'm done trolling this website, it was fun. You guys ate it up like it was a fresh pie, I had a good laugh. Oh and I'm still reporting your "charity" to the BBB.
          Gosh you were trolling us? Really? Well I have to congratulate you, you had us all completely fooled there!! We have had thousands of trolls here over the years and I doubt if I have ever seen one with such an awesome talent as you

          Now run along little boy, before mommy comes home and catches you on her computer

          YIC
          Genesis 7:5
          And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


          John 8:32
          And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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          • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children

            Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post

            Now run along little boy, before mommy comes home and catches you on her computer

            YIC

            Da big boys called me stoopid mummy.
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            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children

              Originally posted by ironlee View Post
              You're an England man Jack? You should know some Faust then... awesome guy if I don't say so myself only wish he blew up parliament.

              I, by the power of truth, while living, have conquered the universe

              And I'll end it with that. Jolly good.
              Are you sure you don't mean Fawkes?

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children

                The retards abound today.

                Originally posted by ironlee View Post
                Lol, you're trying to dodge it cause you know you're wrong. Inspiration has nothing to do who wrote it. Learn to read before trying to make a point.
                Really? Passage and verse please.

                Oh wait.

                2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

                2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

                Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

                Let me guess? You have one of those shirts that read "I'm an atheist, debate me".

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                • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children

                  Originally posted by ironlee View Post
                  I fail again to see how stupid I am.
                  That does not surprise me.

                  Jesus understands, hop-sing.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    Attention all Niglet Sponsors!

                    Announcing the 1st Annual Niglet Talent Show!
                    Your Niglets compete for fabulous cash and prizes, which goes to you as well!


                    Saturday, Sept. 26, 2009
                    Show starts at 7:00 pm
                    At the Freehold Municipal Auditorium

                    Come on down for an exciting evening. We are having all the niglets in the program star in a fantastic talent show which will surely entertain you. Watch your niglets shuffle and dance, like in the videos above! Hear their rich, soulful voices belt out negro spirituals! Watch them make 50 basketball shots in a row!

                    We have a select panel of judges who rate them in several categories: Best dance, Most submissive/respectful, Cutest niglet, and many more. If your niglet wins, not only do they receive cash and/or prizes, but you do too!

                    So come on down and support the niglet you sponsored. You'll have a great time!

                    By no means do you have to meet your niglet or touch them. Private armed security will be on staff to make sure none of your automobiles get broken into or pie thefts will occur. All niglets pass through metal detection and strip search prior to being allowed on the grounds.

                    Brother Jim, are we holding the 3rd Annual Best in Niglet Show this year?

                    Gosh, I sure hope so. I've been teaching mine to tap dance better after he lost to that adorable kid in 2009

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Rev. I hope one of the little niglets is like lis boy. I like to watch him do that shuffle dance.
                    I think I stand an excellent chance of winning this year.


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                    • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre

                      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                      Brother Jim, are we holding the 3rd Annual Best in Niglet Show this year?

                      Gosh, I sure hope so. I've been teaching mine to tap dance better after he lost to that adorable kid in 2009

                      If we are I have one I would like to enter in the show. He is very good at balancing pies on his head while jumping rope.
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                      Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                      Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                      Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                      Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                      Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                      Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                      • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children

                        I liberated one from the Dublin work houses. He is 4 years old and has proven to be a great purdy picker. He keeps muttering about cotton instead of purdies though.

                        Its not the first time I've done so. I once had a female called Rhianna but instead of growing up as a beautiful ex-negress for Jesus, she stomped all over my barley fields dancing wildly like something possessed. For this I blamed my wife for instilling uppity ways in her. You can read about said Negress here.
                        Matthew 10:34
                        Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                        • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children

                          Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
                          I liberated one from the Dublin work houses. He is 4 years old and has proven to be a great purdy picker. He keeps muttering about cotton instead of purdies though.

                          Its not the first time I've done so. I once had a female called Rhianna but instead of growing up as a beautiful ex-negress for Jesus, she stomped all over my barley fields dancing wildly like something possessed. For this I blamed my wife for instilling uppity ways in her. You can read about said Negress here.
                          They can be quite dangerous when they near adulthood. If you are going to keep one as a pet it's best to make arrangements to have it transferred to a wildlife reserve like Harlem or North Minneapolis before they turn 16.
                          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                          • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children

                            Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                            They can be quite dangerous when they near adulthood. If you are going to keep one as a pet it's best to make arrangements to have it transferred to a wildlife reserve like Harlem or North Minneapolis before they turn 16.
                            I believe the wild jigaboo savage Treyvon Martin was even younger than that when he viciously attacked George Zimmerman in his own neighborhood. It is my understanding that they turn to rape as soon as they hit puberty.
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                            • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children

                              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                              I believe the wild jigaboo savage Treyvon Martin was even younger than that when he viciously attacked George Zimmerman in his own neighborhood. It is my understanding that they turn to rape as soon as they hit puberty.
                              Yes they do, but I have had some success in training that out of mine with a shock collar and a cattle prod.
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                              Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                              Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                              Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                              Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                              Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                              Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                              • Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children

                                Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                                They can be quite dangerous when they near adulthood. If you are going to keep one as a pet it's best to make arrangements to have it transferred to a wildlife reserve like Harlem or North Minneapolis before they turn 16.
                                Fantastic advice brother. I will bear that in mind, although the shipping costs to Harlem or North Minneapolis may be prohibative, however we do have a wildlife sacturay here, its the Falls Road in Belfast. The little Niglet will fit in well if he refuses to submit for Jesus.
                                Matthew 10:34
                                Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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