X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

    Barney the dinosaur is a homo-loving tool of Satan that is hated by parents and children around the world, but at least he knows which part of the bus is reserved for nigras, and which is for pure little white children.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Jimmy C Lombardo
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 218

    #2
    Re: Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

    That's more than what can be said for the Teletubbies.

    Comment

    • Newleaf
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 35

      #3
      Re: Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

      When will this insanity end? My own dear sweet little boys have been exposed to such blasphemy, by their own wicked, Godless grandparents. They had been letting my sons watch smut such as Dora the Explorer, not realizing she is a Jewish whore. And Sesame Street! What's next, gay pornography?

      Of course, we no longer associate with wicked, impious heathens as my parents, but my children cannot unsee such Satanic feculence. I pray to the Lord my sons have not already been turned into homosexuals. I would hate to have to disown them at such a young age.

      Comment

      • Ofc. Don W. Richards
        True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 491

        #4
        Re: Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

        I've said for years Barney is a child-molester. He's all over children's underwear, grinning with homosexual glee. I would arrest him if I knew where he lived.
        Latest Headlines From Sheriff's Office:

        Sheriff Richards Rescues Wayward Wife from the Influence of Evil Neighbor Kids


        Sheriff Richards Busts Up Satanic Cult Operating out of local Haunted House


        Sheriff Richards a Hero for saving Dying Man


        Sheriff Richards Schools the Amish in Scripture


        7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way


        Sheriff Richards cleans up 4-way stop


        Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane!


        FPD to Enforce the No-Lifeguard-But-Jesus Ordinance


        Sheriff Don W. Richards Cleans Up County Roads

        Comment

        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #5
          Re: Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

          I don't see what's so racist about making negroes sit at the back of the bus. Don't rich people ride around in the back of limos? So, isn't in a way, actually racist towards whites by having us sit in the front?

          Besides, if it was really racist, they would just make the negroes walk.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

          Comment

          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #6
            Re: Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Barney the dinosaur is a homo-loving tool of Satan that is hated by parents and children around the world, but at least he knows which part of the bus is reserved for nigras, and which is for pure little white children.
            Brother, I see no picture.
            www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
            Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

            Christian Ladies:
            Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

            Comment

            • Stigma
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Oct 2009
              • 2

              #7
              Re: Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              I don't see what's so racist about making negroes sit at the back of the bus. Don't rich people ride around in the back of limos? So, isn't in a way, actually racist towards whites by having us sit in the front?

              Besides, if it was really racist, they would just make the negroes walk.

              I completely agree. Everything is relative.

              Comment

              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #8
                Re: Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                I don't see what's so racist about making negroes sit at the back of the bus. Don't rich people ride around in the back of limos? So, isn't in a way, actually racist towards whites by having us sit in the front?
                Exactly. You and I often sit in the back on our limos. Does that make us opressed? Do we whine about it?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                Comment

                • Condescending
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2009
                  • 33

                  #9
                  Re: Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

                  Brothers in Christ, you cannot compare apples to oranges. Even though they are fruit, they do not taste the same! There are significant differences between sitting in the back limos and sitting in the back a buses. First of all, in the back of a limo, you are air conditioned and have access to opening the top roof for a cool breeze. On the other hand, the air in the back of a bus becomes stagnant seeing as it does not circulate. This makes the back a humid and uncomfortable place to be sitting for more than 5 minutes. Alas, you are also more likely to miss your stop if the bus is full.

                  Why want to sit at the back of the bus? It is filthy with germs and infested with black people... That is where the Negroes belong!!!
                  Christians are sinless.


                  Romans 5:14
                  Death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned.

                  1 John 3:6
                  Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not.

                  1 John 3:9
                  Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

                  1 John 5:18
                  We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not.

                  3 John 11
                  He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

                  Comment

                  • Rev Moonfloss
                    Forum Member, Professor of Ebonics
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 91

                    #10
                    Re: Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

                    Now y'all goin ta have ta look at yo history books a little closea. Ya see back in da day a white man had ta pay good money to get his own negro, so in order to protect his investment he would watch over his negros wit care.

                    Dis thinkin wit the kind white folk, mostly found in da South, stayed wit dem. Dey alls tells me dat wez ride in da back sos wez all don't get hurt.

                    Iffin da bus gots into a crash den all of the whities up front would be thrown out ta winder and all hurted. We as us blackies would be saved and land on the pill of yo whities.

                    I see da as a great thing fo yo whities to do fo us all.
                    Pimpin' Fo Jesus

                    Comment

                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567

                      #11
                      Re: Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

                      Excuse me -- Rev Buttfloss, is it? -- could you translate that into American?

                      My Niglish isn't very good.
                      www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                      Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                      Christian Ladies:
                      Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

                      Comment

                      • DemonsDenied
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 10

                        #12
                        Re: Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

                        I agree, Buttfloss, your speech pattern is ridiculous. But I also totally agree that true racism would be to make the negroes walk. Especially with how lazy they are these days. The vast majority of them don't even work, they just sit around collecting welfare. They also tend to have numerous children, each of which will also grow up to collect more and more of our hard-earned taxpayer money. I say the least they can do is sit in their reserved spaces in the back of the bus.
                        Fear the ultimate judge.

                        Comment

                        • Rev Moonfloss
                          Forum Member, Professor of Ebonics
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 91

                          #13
                          Re: Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                          Excuse me -- Rev Buttfloss, is it? -- could you translate that into American?

                          My Niglish isn't very good.


                          Dar is nutin mo American den what da brotha's be spitin' here. Y'all just speakin like like da queen of England. Iffin y'all don't know, we done kick em out da here a long time ago, word up.
                          Pimpin' Fo Jesus

                          Comment

                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #14
                            Re: Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

                            Originally posted by Rev Buttfloss View Post
                            Dar is nutin mo American den what da brotha's be spitin' here. Y'all just speakin like like da queen of England. Iffin y'all don't know, we done kick em out da here a long time ago, word up.
                            I'm sorry, Mr. Buttfloss, but I don't understand "jive".
                            www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                            Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                            Christian Ladies:
                            Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

                            Comment

                            • Rev Moonfloss
                              Forum Member, Professor of Ebonics
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 91

                              #15
                              Re: Barney the dinosaur puts negros in their place:

                              Yo! any bro out der dat can remove da soul frum my speakin and let da cracka's out know wat I be spitin here? Iz aint been round honkys enuff to rap wit dem. A brutha just lookin for little slide, no wat I be sayin'.
                              Pimpin' Fo Jesus

                              Comment

                              Working...