Fruit bats set a bad example for our teens

[Wash O'Hanley]

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/10/29...e-fellati.html

The basic idea here is that there might be some benefit to blow jobs (beyond the obvious) and the fact that bats who engage in fellatio have longer sessions of sex than bats who don't could be evidence in favor of that theory. Why? Because it's showing that oral sex is correlated with a change in behavior and, the scientists theorize, there may be reasons why that behavioral change is beneficial to the animals. How beneficial? The team theorizes that oral sex could be doing everything from increasing the chances of sperm fertilizing egg, to killing bacteria on the penis and protecting both parties from sexually transmitted disease. Of course, the only thing proven is that oral sex means longer sex in fruit bats. The team concedes a need for further research...

Disgusting, how can anyone trust the word of people that watch bats having sex all day? These people ought to be locked up. Welcome to Obama's America.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Fruit bats set a bad example for our teens

The Nazis studied animal sexuality to. Just saying.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Fruit bats set a bad example for our teens

Disgusting... just disgusting!

Wash, you move in media circles; can you answer me this?

I have long suspected that there are people out there whose job it is to give ludicrous ideas to scientists so-called. These people must sit at their computers wetting themselves with laughter at their evil ideas, each more abominable than the last!

Am I right?

PS I bet vampire bats don't do that!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Fruit bats set a bad example for our teens

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Disgusting, how can anyone trust the word of people that watch bats having sex all day? These people ought to be locked up. Welcome to Obama's America.

I thought bats slept all day? More evidence of their demonic nature, and they sleep upside down. What more proof do you need they are evil?

[Bobby-Joe]

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I thought bats slept all day? More evidence of their demonic nature, and they sleep upside down. What more proof do you need they are evil?

Between the day sleeping, oral sex and hanging from their feet you got to notice how bats behave just like Goths. Pretty clear the Goth-a-tards have been up to some pretty sick stuff with animals, if you know what I mean.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Fruit bats set a bad example for our teens

Killing bacteria on the tallywhacker? Tell that to the victims of those perverted rabbis.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Fruit bats set a bad example for our teens

I could have told you that bats are depraved sycophants. Next think we know these secular scientist will be telling us that flashing is healthy behavior.

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[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Fruit bats set a bad example for our teens

People should have paid better attention to the Lord when He called the bat an abomination among the fowls:

Lev 11:13-19: And these [are they which] ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they [are] an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, And the vulture, and the kite after his kind; Every raven after his kind; And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind, And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl, And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle, And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

Then again, since the Lord created everything, how could He not know which of His creations would turn out to be abominations?

[SUV]

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I Hate "fruit bats." How can Our Children play Hardball with these bendable abortions? Vegetarians have gone too far!

(Or perhaps they mean something even worse, like slightly daffy homer! guys?)

Either way, My Verdict is: Disgusting

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I could have told you that bats are depraved sycophants. Next think we know these secular scientist will be telling us that flashing is healthy behavior.

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And bats are negroes, aren't they?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Fruit bats set a bad example for our teens

And bats are negroes, aren't they?

They sure seem to act like it. How much you want to bet that those fruit bats like watermelon too?