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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22895

    #16
    Re: Baby names

    Mrs Bathfire's biological clock ran out before we could name a son after this Biblical hero:


    Isa:8:3: And I went unto the prophetess; and she conceived, and bare a son. Then said the LORD to me, Call his name Maher-shalal-hash-baz.


    I would deem it an honor if you could name your son Mahershalalhashbaz.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Jed_Cassidy
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • May 2009
      • 289

      #17
      Re: Baby names

      I'm with Brother Jacob--Leviticus is a very fine name for Little Soldier of Christ of you ask me. It even shortens nicely to Levi, if you like!
      Matthew 7:15
      Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22375

        #18
        Re: Baby names

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        I would deem it an honor if you could name your son Mahershalalhashbaz.
        I am sure all the other kids at school would be jealous of his name.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Larry Lee
          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
          True Christian™ Theologian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 4464

          #19
          Re: Baby names

          Considering the Duggar's recent misforture with number #19 (Josie Brooklyn), you might want to honor them by naming your son in the spirit of the Duggars: Jysus
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          I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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          • Brit gangster wannabe
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jan 2010
            • 22

            #20
            Re: Baby names

            Umm Some Suggestions:

            Tyrone (lol)
            Larrone
            Andrew
            Derrick
            Dipesh
            Patel
            Neil

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22375

              #21
              Re: Baby names

              Originally posted by Brit gangster wannabe View Post
              Umm
              Umm, why are you still here?
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #22
                Re: Baby names

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Now, to get back on topic, many here at Landover are partial to James. I know the wonderful Rev. Osborne, Brother Dewitt and others agree with my sentiments. But in reality, being just a woman, you should not concern your self with complicated things like naming a child. Leave that to your husband. You should instead be working on sound proofing the babies box so the incessant crying does not wake your husband.
                You need to be more concerned with how your husband is doing during this stressful time, ensuring he is well taken care of. Remember, having a baby is tough, show him the compassion he so richly deserves for putting up with you.
                Hear, hear, I second this notion! The name James (or Jim) is the finest name a True Christian™ can bestow on their offspring. It's Biblical, traditional, and non-ethnic. Personally, I believe what a child is named will dictate how they grow up in life. If every boy was named Jim, they would become Godly, strong, conservative, True Christian™ men. Every Jim I know fits that description.

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • Taki-Porn
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 25

                  #23
                  Re: Baby names

                  What about.......

                  Cal
                  Mazi
                  Hunter

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #24
                    Re: Baby names

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    Hear, hear, I second this notion! The name James (or Jim) is the finest name a True Christian™ can bestow on their offspring. It's Biblical, traditional, and non-ethnic. Personally, I believe what a child is named will dictate how they grow up in life. If every boy was named Jim, they would become Godly, strong, conservative, True Christian™ men. Every Jim I know fits that description.
                    James or Jim is an excellent idea

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                    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2241

                      #25
                      Re: Baby names

                      And some names to avoid to prevent homerization:



                      Bruce

                      Tarquin

                      Schon

                      Shaun

                      Benedict

                      Shawn
                      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                      • False Christian Bigot
                        Unsaved trash, false Christian bigot
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 29

                        #26
                        Re: Baby names

                        Mohammed?

                        If you have another, be sure to call him Jesus. Mohammed and Jesus; how cute!

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #27
                          Re: Baby names

                          Originally posted by False Christian Bigot View Post
                          Mohammed?

                          If you have another, be sure to call him Jesus. Mohammed and Jesus; how cute!
                          Naming a little child after a paedophile are pretty tasteless. What's your next trick going to be, suggesting the yids should name a synagogue "the Adolf Ratzinger"?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • TC Patriot
                            AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 1060

                            #28
                            Re: Baby names

                            George W

                            Rush

                            Paul

                            Peter

                            John

                            Mathew

                            Jeremiah

                            Zebedee

                            James

                            Philip

                            David

                            Saul

                            Seth

                            Daniel

                            Solomon


                            Mathew 10:2 Now the names of the twelve apostles are these; The first, Simon, who is called Peter, and Andrew his brother; James the son of Zebedee, and John his brother; 10:3 Philip, and Bartholomew; Thomas, and Matthew the publican; James the son of Alphaeus, and Lebbaeus, whose surname was Thaddaeus;

                            Jesus loves Dick



                            Cheney/Palin 2012

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