[aUniversityStudent]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I am trying to learn how to be a Christian but it is a lot of information to digest at once and there are so many contradictory views. I thought that it would be best for me to link to a thread which had already come up on the subject. But apparently the only thing welcome around here is negativity and putting others down for their ignorance. Well I will continue to learn and express myself regardless of you. You could yell hateful remarks and try to break my spirit after every post but I will keep trying to learn every bit that I can until you finally ban me from this site

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I am trying to learn how to be a Christian but it is a lot of information to digest at once and there are so many contradictory views. I thought that it would be best for me to link to a thread which had already come up on the subject. But apparently the only thing welcome around here is negativity and putting others down for their ignorance. Well I will continue to learn and express myself regardless of you. You could yell hateful remarks and try to break my spirit after every post but I will keep trying to learn every bit that I can until you finally ban me from this site

If you want to learn about Christianity, the solution is to stop posting your hatespeech all over our forum and crack that Bible, son. It wouldn't hurt to loose your grip on your penis so you can turn the pages.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I am trying to learn how to be a Christian but it is a lot of information to digest at once and there are so many contradictory views.

There are no contradictory views. There is one view, that of the LORD Jesus Christ. You are either with Him, or against Him.

He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
Matthew 12:30

[Deaner]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I have masturbated a few times during my fifty three years on this earth but I have NEVER had a blister on my hand from doing it so much. Maybe the person in this picture had the herpers, or something.
I'm more worried about the long fingernail on the little finger of this masturbater. He's been snorting coke and that is just as bad for your pecker.

Brother Nobar, as yourself; I too am a True Christian. Brother Creeser comes to us seeking forgiveness and Salvation. He is most likely a broken man right now wondering how the curse of Job has fallen upon him.

Please, I call upon you. His child's wound is obviously "straight shooter" syndrome and in trying to help his son he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I know you Brother Nobar; as well as Sister Mary and Brother Billy Bob.

Please do not put this shame on Brother Creeser. Tonight and together, we will take Brother Creeser's son out into the woods where he will be tied to a tree and eaten by fire ants. I think this would be a satisfactory compromise to all of our confused and emotional feelings we all are experiencing at this time. Let his son rot in hell.

Brother Creeser will remove his long pinky nail as a sign of repentance to our Lord.

Can I have an Amen??

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Brother Nobar, as yourself; I too am a True Christian. Brother Creeser comes to us seeking forgiveness and Salvation. He is most likely a broken man right now wondering how the curse of Job has fallen upon him.

Please, I call upon you. His child's wound is obviously "straight shooter" syndrome and in trying to help his son he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I know you Brother Nobar; as well as Sister Mary and Brother Billy Bob.

Please do not put this shame on Brother Creeser. Tonight and together, we will take Brother Creeser's son out into the woods where he will be tied to a tree and eaten by fire ants. I think this would be a satisfactory compromise to all of our confused and emotional feelings we all are experiencing at this time. Let his son rot in hell.

Brother Creeser will remove his long pinky nail as a sign of repentance to our Lord.

Can I have an Amen??

Amen!!

[theresnogod97]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

There is something very very wrong with every single one of you, there is NOTHING wrong with masturbating, i desperatly hope that the person who posted this who beats there kids gets beaten in some way or atleast mental help because obviously your majorly messed ip in the head, i really wish i knew you just so I could do it myself, who beats there kid? You have serious issues man and you should get help.

[Atheist Interloper]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

There is something very very wrong with every single one of you, there is NOTHING wrong with masturbating, i desperatly hope that the person who posted this who beats there kids gets beaten in some way or atleast mental help because obviously your majorly messed ip in the head, i really wish i knew you just so I could do it myself, who beats there kid? You have serious issues man and you should get help.

Boy beats penis, father beats boy, atheist beats father. Where does it all end?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

There is something very very wrong with every single one of you,

I know it feels this way to you. You cannot comprehend that which is good and noble, as you have been blinded by Satan's lies for so long.

there is NOTHING wrong with masturbating,

According to the lies of the world, sure, but according to the Truth, there is much, much wrong with it. It reveals the sins of covetousness, envy, lying, disobedience to parents, and lack of belief in God's sovereignty, not to mention murder, all of which God will not forgive (Romans 1:29; Romans 1:30; Revelation 21:8; Romans 1:29). If you say there is nothing wrong with sinning and spending an eternity in Hell, then you lack compassion as well as knowledge.

who beats there kid?

Anyone who loves their kid.

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
Proverbs 13:34

You have serious issues man and you should get help.

We have the most serious help man could ever receive - the Holy Word of God. This help has never ever changed in all the history of forever. Man's "help" is always changing, but the LORD's Word is the same yesterday, today, and for ever (Hebrews 13:8).

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

the LORD's Word is the same yesterday, today, and for ever (Hebrews 13:8).

Hallelujah!

[Deaner]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

There is something very very wrong with every single one of you, there is NOTHING wrong with masturbating, i desperatly hope that the person who posted this who beats there kids gets beaten in some way or atleast mental help because obviously your majorly messed ip in the head

There is nothing wrong with masutrbation and WE are the ones in the minority?

Let me ask you, my Love hating friend. Put an ad in the paper that you will be masturbating on stage in one of the largest concert halls in your city to show what a piece of shit Christ and his unconditional love is. Tell us what you (or your estate) happens. Then we will determine the majority.

[molestor7]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Guys seriously, calm down.

1. There is nothing wrong with masturbating. Almost every single boy does it around the age of 12. Studies show it is a good way to relieve sexual tensions and relax.
2. What is all this about killing him and beating the crap out of him? Seriously, if you don't want him to masturbate then talk to him about it, no need to do all this crap.
3. You guys seriously need to get some help, especially you people talking about beating him to near death. A good parent doesn't beat their children. Essentially all studies show that masturbation is healthy. I don't care what you idiots say, all studies show masturbation is normal. 98% of men.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Guys seriously, calm down.

1. There is nothing wrong with masturbating. Almost every single boy does it around the age of 12. Studies show it is a good way to relieve sexual tensions and relax.
2. What is all this about killing him and beating the crap out of him? Seriously, if you don't want him to masturbate then talk to him about it, no need to do all this crap.
3. You guys seriously need to get some help, especially you people talking about beating him to near death. A good parent doesn't beat their children. Essentially all studies show that masturbation is healthy. I don't care what you idiots say, all studies show masturbation is normal. 98% of men.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Missionary in Sweden]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Back to the original post.

I recommend a chastity belt for your son. This is the one I use for myself to contain my impure thoughts. It's excellent. I can recommend it warmly.

http://cb-x.com/

[shereazad]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I believe you should cut him a finger for this transgression to God, and another if he does it again and so on until he has no hands at all and become unable to masturbate. It worked with me

[James Hutchins]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I believe you should cut him a finger for this transgression to God, and another if he does it again and so on until he has no hands at all and become unable to masturbate. It worked with me

I assume then, you type with your nose?