[portugueseandproud]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Christ forgives, God forgives. That is what I believe in. The Bible has a lot of made up stories, it was not written by God.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Christ forgives, God forgives. That is what I believe in. The Bible has a lot of made up stories, it was not written by God.

Yet you found out about Christ somehow...

Don't tell me, someone brought you up to believe in a lot of word of mouth stories they might as well have made up. And you're using that to contradict a document from God that has stood the test of time through thick and thin without ever failing in its Truth or contradicting itself despite numerous authors.

I can see why you would chance Hell for evidence like that.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Yet you found out about Christ somehow...

Don't tell me, someone brought you up to believe in a lot of word of mouth stories they might as well have made up. And you're using that to contradict a document from God that has stood the test of time through thick and thin without ever failing in its Truth or contradicting itself despite numerous authors.

I can see why you would chance Hell for evidence like that.

And follow up with Brother RP,

why aren't the stories of Christ forgiveness "made up", since The Bible is just work of man made fiction.

No portugueseandproud, you feel into the Nihilistic trap that the Atheist are in. Atheists are so cold hearted they want saints and the sinners to share the same fate; nothingness. It's the same with you Catholics were everyone is forgiven in, even a monster like Huey Long.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Christ forgives, God forgives. That is what I believe in. The Bible has a lot of made up stories, it was not written by God.

God also speaks through donkeys but you don't hear every donkey conversing with humans.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Christ forgives, God forgives. That is what I believe in. The Bible has a lot of made up stories, it was not written by God.

If God didn't write the Holy Bible, then who did? Are you trying to imply that the Bible has no more authority than the Lord of the Rings or the Harry Potter series? If that's true, what do you base your belief in God on?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

He hated those who judged

scripture please

Joke's on you

?????????????????? ever read The Bible? Start here keep reading..

[portugueseandproud]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

The Bible is nothing more, than the stories, that were told about the beliefs of the tribes of Israel. A ton of stories have been left out, so why would God allow this to happen?

I believe in God's messengers: Moses and Jesus Christ.

Do you believe in King James? A man who wanted to become God on earth? A man who had no other intent, than to be the most powerful of all.
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Matt 7:2-5 "For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged [if we judge with an evil heart or dark intent, His judgment of us will reflect it; if we judge nobly with honesty and justice, His judgment of us will reflect that, too], and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you [if we use extremes or exaggerations or other ignoble means, our judgment will reflect it and judging with fairness and compassion will garner likewise in His judgment of us]. Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye [point out his sins, "minor" in Jesus' example here] and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye [our own sins, even and especially those we will not admit, magnified by our selective blindness]? How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' [tell him of his "minor" sins] when all the time there is a plank in your own eye [that there are greater or the same sins in our own lives which we do nothing about or think we are above]? You hypocrite* [pointing out the sins of others while by pretense thinking of ourselves as above sin], first take the plank out of your own eye [sincerely ask the Lord for forgiveness and learn and live the Truth and Light by His Word], and then you will see clearly [be in a righteous position] to remove the speck from your brother's eye [to judge and to help him out of his bondage to sin]." At Galilee, the Decapolis, Jerusalem, Judea and the region across the Jordan, Jesus was talking to the multitudes gathered there after hearing of His message and of His healings to beseech them to not become like the pharisees and hypocrites who think they are above sin."

All of you, you think, that you're perfect. True Christians with a trademark logo? Remember what Christ did to those who were selling stuff in the temple? He kicked them out. Why the TM logo, folks?

Jesus said, that we should love everyone. We should never think, that we're above sin, that we're perfect. We should not beat up sinners, we should help them pick their lifes up.

[portugueseandproud]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

This is the number of piffles (loooool piffles) I give for your judgement:

ZERO

You know, what give me 100000000000 negative points. Whatever. Just by beating your poor wife, you would be looking at the world from within a cell. You racist! God will give you what you deserve for daring to judge without knowing! Wife beater, ignorant scum.

Even you're Mission to Australia logo has a panda on it. You guys are so ignorant.

Come on, I'm waiting for those 1000000000 negative points.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

This is the number of piffles (loooool piffles) I give for your judgement:

ZERO

You know, what give me 100000000000 negative points. Whatever. Just by beating your poor wife, you would be looking at the world from within a cell. You racist! God will give you what you deserve for daring to judge without knowing! Wife beater, ignorant scum.

Even you're Mission to Australia logo has a panda on it. You guys are so ignorant.

Come on, I'm waiting for those 1000000000 negative points.

Such a filthy mouth, but par for the course for a repulsive spanish catlick.



(Matthew 15:11) "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

..par for the course..

I noticed something funny about poster's scripture:

Matt 7:2-5 "For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged [if we judge with an evil heart or dark intent, His judgment of us will reflect it; if we judge nobly with honesty and justice, His judgment of us will reflect that, too], and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you [if we use extremes or exaggerations or other ignoble means, our judgment will reflect it and judging with fairness and compassion will garner likewise in His judgment of us]. Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye [point out his sins, "minor" in Jesus' example here] and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye [our own sins, even and especially those we will not admit, magnified by our selective blindness]? How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' [tell him of his "minor" sins] when all the time there is a plank in your own eye [that there are greater or the same sins in our own lives which we do nothing about or think we are above]? You hypocrite* [pointing out the sins of others while by pretense thinking of ourselves as above sin], first take the plank out of your own eye [sincerely ask the Lord for forgiveness and learn and live the Truth and Light by His Word], and then you will see clearly [be in a righteous position] to remove the speck from your brother's eye [to judge and to help him out of his bondage to sin]."

..so had a look at the KJV — and then it struck me!

PROVERBS 30
5 Euery word of God is pure: he is a shield vnto them that put their trust in him.
6 Adde thou not vnto his words, lest he reproue thee, and thou be found a lyar.
©1611

Now I'm beginning to wonder, has poster been adding unto His words?

(the suspect text is highlighted in red)

[Holyfield]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Should I beat them more often or is there a better way to make them understand?

Just watch your son. And when he goes to bed, tie both hands close to the frame with rope, or use handcuffs.

If you need to confront him another time, the interrogation technique shown here is inspirational, it is from the German movie The White Ribbon (2009).

[rocky the chink]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I wanking to you right now lol

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Matthew 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

The words of sweet Jesus. Think about it,

YIC

Jack

[James Hutchins]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

If I ever caught one of my boys masturbating with the goal to spurt the thick seed of Gods love all over himself, After I finished filming (to retain evidence of the deed to show the Pastor) I'd place the child's hands in the pot of oil we use to deep fry a turkey.
As the oil bubbles around his pink and browning skin, I'll recite Genesis 38:9 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother."
I'll remind the child that the oil is half as hot as the brimstone that is spewed from the rectum of the Devil and that each time he masturbates to realize it is the devils grip on his turgid, pink erect member.

In my opinion, you must interact with your boys if you are going to raise them right. You have to get involved in their life.

[cabrin]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

If I ever caught one of my boys masturbating with the goal to spurt the thick seed of Gods love all over himself, After I finished filming (to retain evidence of the deed to show the Pastor) I'd place the child's hands in the pot of oil we use to deep fry a turkey.
As the oil bubbles around his pink and browning skin, I'll recite Genesis 38:9 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother."
I'll remind the child that the oil is half as hot as the brimstone that is spewed from the rectum of the Devil and that each time he masturbates to realize it is the devils grip on his turgid, pink erect member.

In my opinion, you must interact with your boys if you are going to raise them right. You have to get involved in their life.

I'm pretty sure you'd be filming so you could get some instant replay for your own self-serve later.