[Erin500]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

My 2 boys are now wearing steel type chastity devices all the time. I'll remove them for cleaning. They wont be sinning anymore and we all agreed that it was for the best

[Herpderp18444]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

You people are ***potty language removed*** insane. Why the ***potty language removed*** would you beat your sons daily? Why the ***potty language removed*** does it matter if he masturbates if you were going to ***potty language removed*** beat him anyway? You people are despicable, just like this whole website. You don't deserve to have children if this is how you treat them. Did you know that child abuse is against the law? This isn't ***potty language removed***1650 or whatever anymore.

[Des]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

You people are ***potty language removed*** insane. Why the ***potty language removed*** would you beat your sons daily? Why the ***potty language removed*** does it matter if he masturbates if you were going to ***potty language removed*** beat him anyway? You people are despicable, just like this whole website. You don't deserve to have children if this is how you treat them. Did you know that child abuse is against the law? This isn't ***potty language removed***1650 or whatever anymore.

Its called loving guidance and discipline, God mocker. You know, the things that prevent children from becoming blood sucking baby raping Goths and atheists.

[Missionary in Sweden]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

You people are ***potty language removed*** insane. Why the ***potty language removed*** would you beat your sons daily? Why the ***potty language removed*** does it matter if he masturbates if you were going to ***potty language removed*** beat him anyway? You people are despicable, just like this whole website. You don't deserve to have children if this is how you treat them. Did you know that child abuse is against the law? This isn't ***potty language removed***1650 or whatever anymore.

Did you know that sinning is against God's law? God's law always trumps secular law.

[God_Child]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Its called loving guidance and discipline, God mocker. You know, the things that prevent children from becoming blood sucking baby raping Goths and atheists.

I agree, I beat my boys on a daily basis, for the lord said [REMOVED IMAGINARY PHRASE THE LORD NEVER DID SAY IN REALITY]

[Preacher1]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

[B]
Matthew 5:28:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Great verse there, brother!

Lust is an umbrella term!

It is NOT limited to "a strong sexual desire or coveting". It is a massive umbrella that covers thousands of individual sins, including but not limited to pipe dreams, fantasies, masturbation, wanting to get to know her, dreaming of hanging out with her, exchange of personal contact information (phone number, email, Facebook info, and everything) with her, pipe dreaming of having a "look-alike" of her, dreaming of even getting a girlfriend or getting married at all even if it is not that particular woman, if I listed all the sins that fall under the umbrella of lust, this post printed and with the sheets of paper lined up top to bottom style would cover the length of a football field and take hours if not days to read! Lust itself also falls under another umbrella; the umbrella of idolatry. Through sin and disobedience in the Garden of Eden, in the form of the consumption of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, man has eternally forfeited the Earth, as well as the right to live, marry, and multiply upon the Earth. Therefore lust, as well as dating, engagement, and marriage, are also idolatry! And neither idolatrers nor adulterers (people who have any sex at all) will ever enter into God's infinitely holy kingdom.

[The new guy]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

This amuses me. I'm a Christian, and even I know that real scientist will never claim that everything can be proven. Why, a perfect scientist will never even boldly state there is no elephant in the room with him. It could be he missed it, or other reasons. He will state however, that it's very unlikely that there's an elephant in the room.

Try to prove any thermodynamic law. I dare you.

Science is like faith, only scientists worship Satan.

And we don't have to put all that machinery away, since Mark 16:17 states we can cast out devils!

And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils;

Then they're safe to use!

Can I ask why you dislike weapons of mass destruction? If we just had wiped out Iraq, a lot of Christian lives could have been saved!

And, Monopoly, I also don't understand why atheists come here and waste that much of their time. They must be really retarded to think they can argue with the bible.

>Doesn't understand why atheists come here

This fact is the basis of the proposition that I shall make.

For years, the "science vs religion" issue has been thought of as a divisive one.

Me? I'm here to propose that we fix that.

How? By bridging the gaps between the two.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

For years, the "science vs religion" issue has been thought of as a divisive one.

Me? I'm here to propose that we fix that.

How? By bridging the gaps between the two.

We are way ahead of you, dear. Take a look at our Creation Science forum.

But before you do that, why not head on over to the Introduction Forum and start your own thread, so that we can get to know you? The instructions are quite clear.

YiC
Joanna

[The new guy]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

We are way ahead of you, dear. Take a look at our Creation Science forum.

But before you do that, why not head on over to the Introduction Forum and start your own thread, so that we can get to know you? The instructions are quite clear.

YiC
Joanna

Arright, cool!

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I've started a work program for boys who are at-risk for masturbation. I have a huge collection of antique door knobs. I encourage all the boys of Landover to come to my workshop anytime they like to polish them. It's a great stress reliever and a wonderful way to shout GLORY! Remember, Jesus was a carpenter. Who knows more about knobs than a carpenter? You want to be like Jesus, don't you? Then maybe you should stop crying and just accept the gift that Jesus is offering you. Praise GOD!

[Ph0enix808]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

This is what i would do

buy them some lube

but grind up Plexiglas then put it in the lube.. that way they will associate this evil act with awful pain

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

This is what i would do

buy them some lube

but grind up Plexiglas then put it in the lube.. that way they will associate this evil act with awful pain

I don't think that would have the intended consequences, dear. You see, homosexuals are habituated to correlate sex with pain. At the very least, something like this would encourage a young man to imagine scraping his delicate organ on the inside of a startled man's unlubed, and naturally unsuspecting anus. Then of course, he would learn to seek out specific victims, most likely of the old men variety. They catch them by driving "meals on wheels" vans and dressing like they're about to play golf, all the while learning the behavioral patterns of those men they will corner in a darkened hallway or coming from Bingo.

[Ph0enix808]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I don't think that would have the intended consequences, dear. You see, homosexuals are habituated to correlate sex with pain. At the very least, something like this would encourage a young man to imagine scraping his delicate organ on the inside of a startled man's unlubed, and naturally unsuspecting anus. Then of course, he would learn to seek out specific victims, most likely of the old men variety. They catch them by driving "meals on wheels" vans and dressing like they're about to play golf, all the while learning the behavioral patterns of those men they will corner in a darkened hallway or coming from Bingo.

Ah, I see what you are saying, thank you for bringing this to my intention and god bless you!

There is another tip made by John Harvy Kellogg

" method of treatment [to prevent masturbation] ... and we have employed it with entire satisfaction. It consists in the application of one or more silver sutures in such a way as to prevent erection. The prepuce, or foreskin, is drawn forward over the glans, and the needle to which the wire is attached is passed through from one side to the other. After drawing the wire through, the ends are twisted together, and cut off close. It is now impossible for an erection to occur, and the slight irritation thus produced acts as a most powerful means of overcoming the disposition to resort to the practice"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ah, I see what you are saying, thank you for bringing this to my intention and god bless you!

There is another tip made by John Harvy Kellogg

" method of treatment [to prevent masturbation] ... and we have employed it with entire satisfaction. It consists in the application of one or more silver sutures in such a way as to prevent erection. The prepuce, or foreskin, is drawn forward over the glans, and the needle to which the wire is attached is passed through from one side to the other. After drawing the wire through, the ends are twisted together, and cut off close. It is now impossible for an erection to occur, and the slight irritation thus produced acts as a most powerful means of overcoming the disposition to resort to the practice"

Dr. Kellogg happens to be one of my childhood heroes. Thank you for citing his brilliant work.

[Ph0enix808]

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You are very welcome Pastor. Glad someone else knew of this amazing doctor.