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  • MarbleCake
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    • Feb 2010
    • 1
    #1

    Punishment for a masturbating son?

    I walked in yesterday on my son listening to blasphemous music(Soulja Boy Tellem') and to my surprise, his pants were below his knees and he was thrusting a pillow that he had folded into the shape of an anus.

    He turned to me in shock and I just shut the door. Here I am asking you for an opinion on this. I've raised him on grits and Bill O'Rielly. Where did I go wrong? I'm very distraught that he would waste his seed inside of a greased-up satin pillow.
    Tags: masturbation = gay sex
    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Punishment for a masturbating son?

      How old is your son?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Brother Alex
          True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
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          True Christian™
          • Feb 2010
          • 860
          #3
          Re: Punishment for a masturbating son?

          Read the Bible and you will have your answer.

          First you should try the rod:

          Proverbs 22:15:           Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

          Proverbs 23:13:           Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

          If the rod does not work you could also try to cut off his hands:

          Mark 9:43:           And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

          I hope that helps.
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            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2241
              #4
              Re: Punishment for a masturbating son?

              The folded pillow in the shape of an anus is particularly disturbing.

              I think you have a budding homosexual for a son.


              Your problem with your son is far, far worse than masturbation.
              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                • eliot mayfield
                  God Squad
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9324
                  #5
                  Re: Punishment for a masturbating son?

                  Does he sleep on that pillow?
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22373
                      #6
                      Re: Punishment for a masturbating son?

                      Originally posted by MarbleCake View Post
                      Where did I go wrong?
                      You didn't beat him enough. Just beat him until he stops being gay.

                      Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
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                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Punishment for a masturbating son?

                          Originally posted by MarbleCake View Post
                          I walked in yesterday on my son listening to blasphemous music(Soulja Boy Tellem') and to my surprise, his pants were below his knees and he was thrusting a pillow that he had folded into the shape of an anus.

                          He turned to me in shock and I just shut the door. Here I am asking you for an opinion on this. I've raised him on grits and Bill O'Rielly. Where did I go wrong? I'm very distraught that he would waste his seed inside of a greased-up satin pillow.
                          I smell a troll here.

                          Why is it that we get so many one-shot posters who leave the same "I caught my son masturbating" thread? Is that all these kids think about these days? Diddling yourself?

                          When I was a kid, I occupied myself with more productive matters.
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                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Bobby-Joe
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                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405
                              #8
                              Re: Punishment for a masturbating son?

                              Even if this poster is a troll the standard advice stands for self polluting children; take the matter in hand and beat the masturbation habit out of your son mothers! Maybe instead of closing the door you took a strap your child's sinning behind he wouldn't be thinking of other boy's butts so much!

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                                • Sidoain
                                  Unsaved trash, Hatian with the AIDS!
                                  • Jul 2009
                                  • 173
                                  #9
                                  Re: Punishment for a masturbating son?

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  I smell a troll here.

                                  Why is it that we get so many one-shot posters who leave the same "I caught my son masturbating" thread? Is that all these kids think about these days? Diddling yourself?

                                  When I was a kid, I occupied myself with more productive matters.
                                  You have an Ex award too. All christian men have that Ex award. This is the hardest part to get pass in order to be safe. One day, all men will go to hell for that one issue.
                                  Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78556
                                      #10
                                      Re: Punishment for a masturbating son?

                                      Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
                                      You have an Ex award too. All christian men have that Ex award. This is the hardest part to get pass in order to be safe. One day, all men will go to hell for that one issue.
                                      The difference between you and me is that my sins, ALL of them,have been washed away thru Christ's blood. On Judgment Day my name will be found in the book of life. If Jesus arrives today, you will be sent to hell for killing billions of pre-born sons.

                                      You need to stop sinning and sincerely repent before you can even get His attention.
                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                        • Seth Campbell
                                          Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Apr 2010
                                          • 1565
                                          #11
                                          Re: Punishment for a masturbating son?

                                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                          I smell a troll here.

                                          Why is it that we get so many one-shot posters who leave the same "I caught my son masturbating" thread? Is that all these kids think about these days? Diddling yourself?

                                          When I was a kid, I occupied myself with more productive matters.
                                          Well, I guess if they were capable of original thought they wouldn't be trolls.

                                          Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
                                          You have an Ex award too. All christian men have that Ex award. This is the hardest part to get pass in order to be safe. One day, all men will go to hell for that one issue.
                                          So you've decided you're already heading to hell have you? Then why are you here. Anyway, you'll notice these trolls never show up and say "help me with masturbation" it's always someone else, they never admit to their own sins.

                                          You need to repent and turn away from sin. It is possible to quit with the help of Jesus. Once Jesus has cleansed you, as the Good Pastor said, you can sin no more.
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                                          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                                          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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