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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #481
    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

    Originally posted by Frigid North View Post
    then jesus is sort of an asshole
    you people are reading and following the words of 'god' or whoever
    this book, the bible, was written thousands of years ago
    not initially in english, or 'american', it was passed by word of mouth from person to person before it was finally written down
    not to mention it has been revised time and time again since its inception
    there is no way to tell how much it has been twisted or revised
    there wasn't even one dingular author, it was multiple men
    So in your world things stop being true after a certain amount of time. No wonder you think the world slowly sliding into sin and depravity is the natural order!
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • Frigid North
      Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
      • Nov 2011
      • 63

      #482
      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      So in your world things stop being true after a certain amount of time. No wonder you think the world slowly sliding into sin and depravity is the natural order!
      no
      i believe that the words of god would have been twisted and perhaps misinterpreted
      the modern bible is the result of hundreds, thousands of years of men editing, rewriting it
      the thing we have today is nothing like what was first concieved, to a certain extent
      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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      • Brother Helge
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 1074

        #483
        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

        Originally posted by Frigid North View Post
        no
        i believe that the words of god would have been twisted and perhaps misinterpreted
        I admit that some people who claims to be Christians do twist and interpret the Holy Bible.
        That is why we follow KJV1611 to the letter.

        II Peter 1:20
        Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.
        "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
        John 8:32

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #484
          Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

          Originally posted by Frigid North View Post
          ...the thing we have today is nothing like what was first concieved, to a certain extent
          How do you know what "was first conceived"?

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          • Frigid North
            Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
            • Nov 2011
            • 63

            #485
            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

            [QUOTEIT =Didymus Much;814207]How do you know what "was first conceived"?[/QUOTE]

            i'm sorry, i didn't mean to sound as though i knew what was originally written
            what i was saying is that the chance that survived to this day in its original script is quite low
            the human race is too fallible and flawed for that
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #486
              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

              Originally posted by Frigid North View Post
              no
              i believe that the words of god would have been twisted and perhaps misinterpreted
              the modern bible is the result of hundreds, thousands of years of men editing, rewriting it
              the thing we have today is nothing like what was first concieved, to a certain extent
              And you know this to be true because...

              Let me guess! You had some thoughts that seemed about right to you inside your head. They sort of made sense and confirmed how you felt the world ought to be. And others around you felt the same way when you had little chats.

              This is how false religion starts. Pretty soon you'll be writing it down and forming little clubs to discuss how right you all think you are.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Frigid North
                Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                • Nov 2011
                • 63

                #487
                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                And you know this to be true because...

                Let me guess! You had some thoughts that seemed about right to you inside your head. They sort of made sense and confirmed how you felt the world ought to be. And others around you felt the same way when you had little chats.

                This is how false religion starts. Pretty soon you'll be writing it down and forming little clubs to discuss how right you all think you are.
                no, because of logic
                christianity started off as one religion, one church, one branch
                then it split, again, again, again, again
                now we have christians, catholics, protestants, mormons, satanists
                these are all forms of the one original church
                admittedly, satanism is not much like christianity
                but who introduced the idea of satan?
                christians did
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #488
                  Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                  Originally posted by Frigid North View Post
                  no, because of logic
                  christianity started off as one religion, one church, one branch
                  then it split, again, again, again, again
                  now we have christians, catholics, protestants, mormons, satanists
                  these are all forms of the one original church
                  admittedly, satanism is not much like christianity
                  but who introduced the idea of satan?
                  christians did
                  How is all that not just thoughts in your head about the way you would have liked it to have been so you can indulge in lesbianism?
                  sigpic
                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                  Comment

                  • Frigid North
                    Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                    • Nov 2011
                    • 63

                    #489
                    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    How is all that not just thoughts in your head about the way you would have liked it to have been so you can indulge in lesbianism?
                    i'm a guy
                    and i'm not gay
                    so that kinda destroys your whole arguement
                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #490
                      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                      Originally posted by Frigid North View Post
                      i'm a guy
                      and i'm not gay
                      so that kinda destroys your whole arguement
                      Must have got you mixed up with a butch lesbian. Easy mistake to make.
                      sigpic
                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                      Comment

                      • Frigid North
                        Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 63

                        #491
                        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        Must have got you mixed up with a butch lesbian. Easy mistake to make.
                        thats okay
                        i did the same
                        i thought you were a good person
                        not sure how i made that mistake
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                        • MisterM
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 1480

                          #492
                          Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                          Originally posted by Frigid North View Post
                          thats okay
                          i did the same
                          i thought you were a good person
                          not sure how i made that mistake
                          Excuse me, Redeemed Papist is a True Christian(tm) which means that he is not only just good person but also perfect.

                          So you did not make any mistake.

                          YiC, M
                          Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #493
                            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                            Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                            Excuse me, Redeemed Papist is a True Christian™ which means that he is not only just good person but also perfect.

                            So you did not make any mistake.

                            YiC, M
                            The problem with these people is that when they judge someone else's actions instead of thinking, "What would God do?" they think, "What would I do?" So when they see a True Christian™ rebuking with passion they assume that they are being mean-spirited and vile. They don't understand true love for their fellow man and the desire to save people.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                            Comment

                            • mbartelsm
                              Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                              • Nov 2011
                              • 5

                              #494
                              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                              Sorry to interrupt this peaceful thread, but what is going on here? I'm confused, is this site an actual Christian site or is it a mock?
                              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY! --ADMIN

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337

                                #495
                                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                Originally posted by mbartelsm View Post
                                Sorry to interrupt this peaceful thread, but what is going on here? I'm confused, is this site an actual Christian site or is it a mock?
                                I know, I know. I found it hard to believe my eyes when I first stumbled upon this righteous community in May of 2010. I thought that the cherry picking Independent Baptist Church of my youth was the closest to God I was going to get in this life. I knew that everyone around me was damned and going to Hell, for being so selective about which of God's laws one ought to follow. They basically ignored the entire Old Testament, except for a few things like the Ten Commandments. They justified themselves by saying: "Jesus will forgive me as long as I believe," but they ignored verses like this:

                                1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
                                Clearly, sinners do not know Jesus, so how can they be saved in accordance with the criteria set forth in John 3:16?

                                But here at Landover, there are TRUE Christians™, who follow every word of the Bible, including these:

                                Matthew 5:48 (King James Version) 48Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.
                                Glory!!!
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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