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  • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 492

    #1

    Pippe Longstocking: Makes children whores and sodomizers

    The Cranky Old Man's thread "8 Reasons why God hates Denmark", he wisely shows us how dank a bitch Pippi Longstocking is, and how she has seduced millions of children worldwide with her feminazi propaganda.
    Pippi has undoubtedly spoiled girls of all ages, but boy children have indeed also been a goal of her unruly behavior. The evidence piles up against her, and a lawsuit against the Danish government, who has created this monster is almost inevitable.
    Let’s take a look on what we know about this demon child.

    The following is from Wikipedia.
    Pippi is the daughter of seafarer Ephraim Longstocking, captain of the sailing ship Hoptoad (Hoppetossa in Swedish), from whom Pippi inherited her common sense and incredible strength. Captain Longstocking is the only person known who can match Pippi in physical ability. He originally bought Villa Villekulla to give his daughter a more stable home life than that onboard the ship
    So Pippi is a WHORE living in a house her father bought her. Let's see what the Bible says about this, shall we?

    Deuteronomy 22:21
    Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

    Pippis clearly has a very unhealthy relationship with her two animals (a horse and a monkey). She talks to them she touch them in unnatural ways, just as she's also sleeping with them. And as proven by the picture below, she also let them sodomize her.



    Leviticus 20:16
    And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

    Pippi's hair is also a great excample of her evil. Not only is it FLAMING RED, she also has two braids that stick straight out from her head above the ears. Do you see any similarity?


    Why is Pippi acting so silly all the time? Well the anwer is very simple. She's a drug addict.



    Romans 13:13
    Let us walk honestly, as in the day; not in rioting and drunkenness...


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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #2
    Re: Pippe Longstocking: Makes children whores and sodomizers

    Pippi we dont wanna see YOUR tiny green underwear!! WE ARE NO CATHOLICS!

    And look how she carry the horse, this WITCH uses godless SUPERPOWERS. STONE THE GINGER WITCH!!!!!
    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
    -Holocaust Jokes
    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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    • Sister Christina
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 364

      #3
      Re: Pippe Longstocking: Makes children whores and sodomizers

      Not to mention that her name actually means "Lover of horses".

      It's just disgusting.
      "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22380

        #4
        Re: Pippi Longstocking: Makes children whores and sodomizers

        Originally posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen View Post
        a lawsuit against the Danish government, who has created this monster is almost inevitable
        I am glad to hear legal action is taken against the total disaster that is Pippi Longstocking.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Titus Templeton
          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
          Jesus macht frei
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 5912

          #5
          Re: Pippe Longstocking: Makes children whores and sodomizers

          She is also a muslim.

          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
          -Holocaust Jokes
          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 492

            #6
            Re: Pippe Longstocking: Makes children whores and sodomizers

            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
            She is also a muslim.

            Indeed she is. Here's her birthday cake from when she turned 8. Notice the Persian name Jalah which in fact is her middle mudslime middle name.



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            Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #7
              Re: Pippe Longstocking: Makes children whores and sodomizers

              What is with her hair. It looks like she has devil horns.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Hallowedbythyname
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Oct 2010
                • 33

                #8
                Re: Pippe Longstocking: Makes children whores and sodomizers

                Reprehensible and utterly outrageous.

                Yet more proof that the Europeans know NOTHING of purity.
                Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you

                Deuteronomy 31:6

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                • Get Real Bro
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 65

                  #9
                  Re: Pippe Longstocking: Makes children whores and sodomizers

                  This is a shame on society and makes little children 100% perverted from the second they turn on the tv.

                  It's like when they see it they immediately orient themselves to finding sexual flaws whilst they don't have even the slightest clue of what the genitals are used for except peeing, unless they're from a family that is like the Christians on this forum.

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                  • schouborg
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 1

                    #10
                    Re: Pippe Longstocking: Makes children whores and sodomizers

                    jesus you <vile profanity deleted> shit heads get a <demonic link deletd> life pippi is not from denmark get it you <demonic link deletd>???????

                    SHE is from sweden

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                    • Lycia The Repentant
                      Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                      Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 2019

                      #11
                      Re: Pippe Longstocking: Makes children whores and sodomizers

                      Originally posted by schouborg View Post
                      jesus you piffleing -vulgarity deleted- heads get a piffleing life pippi is not from denmark get it you -vulgarity deleted- ???????

                      SHE is from sweden
                      Friend, it doesn't matter whether she's from the Nethers Land or Switzerland, but I'm glad that at least you agree she turns children into whores and sodomites.
                      "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                      • ItsBoxxy
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 3

                        #12
                        Re: Pippi Longstocking: Makes children whores and sodomizers

                        Pippi is SWEDISH not DANISH!

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29457

                          #13
                          Re: Pippi Longstocking: Makes children whores and sodomizers

                          Originally posted by ItsBoxxy View Post
                          Pippi is SWEDISH not DANISH!
                          Nope, check COM's professionally researched and certified thread.. The demon 'Pippi' is a denmarkian.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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