The Cranky Old Man's thread "8 Reasons why God hates Denmark", he wisely shows us how dank a bitch Pippi Longstocking is, and how she has seduced millions of children worldwide with her feminazi propaganda.
Pippi has undoubtedly spoiled girls of all ages, but boy children have indeed also been a goal of her unruly behavior. The evidence piles up against her, and a lawsuit against the Danish government, who has created this monster is almost inevitable.
Let’s take a look on what we know about this demon child.

The following is from Wikipedia.
So Pippi is a WHORE living in a house her father bought her. Let's see what the Bible says about this, shall we?
Deuteronomy 22:21
Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
Pippis clearly has a very unhealthy relationship with her two animals (a horse and a monkey). She talks to them she touch them in unnatural ways, just as she's also sleeping with them. And as proven by the picture below, she also let them sodomize her.

Leviticus 20:16
And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
Pippi's hair is also a great excample of her evil. Not only is it FLAMING RED, she also has two braids that stick straight out from her head above the ears. Do you see any similarity?


Why is Pippi acting so silly all the time? Well the anwer is very simple. She's a drug addict.

Romans 13:13
Let us walk honestly, as in the day; not in rioting and drunkenness...
Pippi has undoubtedly spoiled girls of all ages, but boy children have indeed also been a goal of her unruly behavior. The evidence piles up against her, and a lawsuit against the Danish government, who has created this monster is almost inevitable.
Let’s take a look on what we know about this demon child.

The following is from Wikipedia.
Pippi is the daughter of seafarer Ephraim Longstocking, captain of the sailing ship Hoptoad (Hoppetossa in Swedish), from whom Pippi inherited her common sense and incredible strength. Captain Longstocking is the only person known who can match Pippi in physical ability. He originally bought Villa Villekulla to give his daughter a more stable home life than that onboard the ship
Deuteronomy 22:21
Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
Pippis clearly has a very unhealthy relationship with her two animals (a horse and a monkey). She talks to them she touch them in unnatural ways, just as she's also sleeping with them. And as proven by the picture below, she also let them sodomize her.

Leviticus 20:16
And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
Pippi's hair is also a great excample of her evil. Not only is it FLAMING RED, she also has two braids that stick straight out from her head above the ears. Do you see any similarity?
Why is Pippi acting so silly all the time? Well the anwer is very simple. She's a drug addict.

Romans 13:13
Let us walk honestly, as in the day; not in rioting and drunkenness...

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
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