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  • AlexChris
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2011
    • 3

    #301
    Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

    I just spent 15 minutes of my life reading the comments on this forum, you guys are INCREDIBLY and AMUSINGLY stupid. You just use the God's name (Something that you dont even know thats exists) to say and do all the perverted things you have in mind and say whatever the fuck is in your damn stupid mind. You all are a huge problem and someone should kill you all, then society would be much better. I dont have any problem with christians in general but i have a problem with you! How can you even say to people they will be burnt in hell? We all know hell doesnt exist, and even if it existed you know that you would go there. You believe in the scriptures? No comment for that. Its like believeing in Harry Potter or something. You are so damn pathetic, and i cant wait for the day something will happen to you and you will realise you were believing in a joke. Homosexuals and women deserve to be treated like equals and i dont even have to say that because its something already known. I want to end saying that if God didnt existed humans would invent another one, because thats the nature of humans, they need to believe that life doesnt end after death and that something is going to judge them, help them or whatever.
    Do a favour to society and stop saying those crap, i am really happy that we dont have shit like you in Europe.
    Thank you

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    • Alphonse Alban
      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
       
      • Feb 2011
      • 5724

      #302
      Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

      Originally posted by AlexChris View Post
      *Looooot of whining*
      Yes, I am that pathetic that I come and cry my heart out on some rainbow flag forums of yours. Oh wait.

      You want someone to kill us, well cyber tough guy, put your money where your mouth is. Come kill me.

      You don't even need to travel across the Atlantic as I am Jooropian.

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      • AlexChris
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Mar 2011
        • 3

        #303
        Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

        Ok my love
        haha wtf the smilies in this forum are uncommentable look at this one:
        haha you damn pricks

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        • Alphonse Alban
          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
           
          • Feb 2011
          • 5724

          #304
          Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

          Originally posted by AlexChris View Post
          Ok my love
          haha wtf the smilies in this forum are uncommentable look at this one:
          haha you damn pricks
          What a surprise. First you want to kill us all and then you start to back off with insecure smiley spam.

          Typical heathen.

          When you really want to talk with us without your hatemongering and dealing of death sentences, just make the introduction here (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16). Good manners does not cost anything.

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          • Jack O'fagan
            With faith as immovable as the Earth
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 4836

            #305
            Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

            Originally posted by AlexChris View Post
            I just spent 15 minutes of my life reading the comments on this forum, you guys are INCREDIBLY and AMUSINGLY stupid. You just use the God's name (Something that you dont even know thats exists) to say and do all the perverted things you have in mind and say whatever the piffle is in your damn stupid mind. You all are a huge problem and someone should kill you all, then society would be much better. I dont have any problem with christians in general but i have a problem with you! How can you even say to people they will be burnt in hell? We all know hell doesnt exist, and even if it existed you know that you would go there. You believe in the scriptures? No comment for that. Its like believeing in Harry Potter or something. You are so damn pathetic, and i cant wait for the day something will happen to you and you will realise you were believing in a joke. Homosexuals and women deserve to be treated like equals and i dont even have to say that because its something already known. I want to end saying that if God didnt existed humans would invent another one, because thats the nature of humans, they need to believe that life doesnt end after death and that something is going to judge them, help them or whatever.
            Do a favour to society and stop saying those crap, i am really happy that we dont have sh*t like you in Europe.
            Thank you
            Many members of the Landover Baptist Church community are from Europe. I am. In England we have idol worshiping catholics or limp wristed church of England vicars. None of them follow the true word of the King James Bible. They just pick out the fluffy nice bits and pretend not to notice the bits they don't like. The congregations don't know they are being duped because they are too lazy to pick up the Bible and think for themselves. I am proud to be a member of Landover, it's the only community that fully knows the teachings of Jesus and follows Gods laws.
            It might not suit lukewarm happy clappy christians but that's their problem. Maybe they should do more reading.

            Jack
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            • AlexChris
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Mar 2011
              • 3

              #306
              Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
              What a surprise. First you want to kill us all and then you start to back off with insecure smiley spam.

              Typical heathen.

              When you really want to talk with us without your hatemongering and dealing of death sentences, just make the introduction here (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16). Good manners does not cost anything.
              Yeah right, i dont even know why i joined this damn forum. I hate you guys and what you believe and someday you will undrestand that what you say is wrong. Now please go kill yourselfs.
              Goodbye assholes

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              • Alphonse Alban
                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                 
                • Feb 2011
                • 5724

                #307
                Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                Originally posted by AlexChris View Post
                Yeah right, i dont even know why i joined this damn forum.
                Jesus send you here. Unfortunately it looks like you are just too rude and self-absorbed, like most heathens are, to listen to Him. I hope your mindless ranting made you feel better about yourself.

                Have a nice day.



                Yours in Christ,

                Alphonse

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                • Alexchris2
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 4

                  #308
                  Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                  You banned me huh? Yeah so damn easy, i think you are all stupid, useless people with no culture, no knowledge and full of ignorance in every sector of your life. Thats right you cant expect from a well-educated person, who has traveled and got to know different cultures and religions, to believe and say this things. And when someone tells you something you dont like bam you just start saying crap about the bible and how he is going to hell. Im sorry but you are a minority group in the Christian world who says and teaches that things, the catholic and orthodox churches which are much bigger and much more reliable than yours say that everyone is equal and that God (if he does exist, which i doubt) loves everyone. Religion and the bible itself has been a method of mind control for centuries, but it doesnt control me it DOES control stupid people like you.
                  I dont believe in god, i dont believe in hell (which is a very bad-made and fake story) and i have an excellent life which is better than everyone's here. Even if hell does exist i dont worry about that, cause im not the one going there.
                  Its all Bush's fault, that useless and stupid bastard has made your church more popular just to get some votes from people like you who havent finished school and they do whatever a book says.
                  And please save the bible crap ok? If you are going to answer, answer logically and dont use an excuse from the bible.
                  Just commit suicide you would make the world a favour, as you are useless to society

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                  • Cursed
                    Recovering Bastard
                    Head of Landover Glee Club
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 1363

                    #309
                    Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                    Originally posted by Alexchris2 View Post
                    You banned me huh? Yeah so damn easy, i think you are all stupid, useless people with no culture, no knowledge and full of ignorance in every sector of your life. Thats right you cant expect from a well-educated person, who has traveled and got to know different cultures and religions, to believe and say this things. And when someone tells you something you dont like bam you just start saying crap about the bible and how he is going to hell. Im sorry but you are a minority group in the Christian world who says and teaches that things, the catholic and orthodox churches which are much bigger and much more reliable than yours say that everyone is equal and that God (if he does exist, which i doubt) loves everyone. Religion and the bible itself has been a method of mind control for centuries, but it doesnt control me it DOES control stupid people like you.
                    I dont believe in god, i dont believe in hell (which is a very bad-made and fake story) and i have an excellent life which is better than everyone's here. Even if hell does exist i dont worry about that, cause im not the one going there.
                    Its all Bush's fault, that useless and stupid bastard has made your church more popular just to get some votes from people like you who havent finished school and they do whatever a book says.
                    And please save the bible crap ok? If you are going to answer, answer logically and dont use an excuse from the bible.
                    Just commit suicide you would make the world a favour, as you are useless to society
                    Hi! Welcome to God's Favorite Forum!

                    Please introduce yourself in The Introduction Forum! Let us know what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse, and how you came to find our Lord Jesus Christ.

                    It's so great that you're here!
                    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                    • Mr.Nunes
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 11

                      #310
                      Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                      So you let guests rape your daughter, and then you kill here? Did I get that right?

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22355

                        #311
                        Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                        Originally posted by Mr.Nunes View Post
                        So you let guests rape your daughter, and then you kill here? Did I get that right?
                        We all have to do what the Bible tells us to do. The alternative is eternal damnation to Hell.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Missionaryboy
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 6

                          #312
                          Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Dear Godmocking Whore;

                          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
                          CAN I just ask, if her father is making her spread her legs, how is she a fithy whore?! I mean she was brought up just to spread her legs and make babies! as so plainly written in many a reply to this thread. She shouldn't even get a dollar, I say you go right over there Ezekiel and rape her! Oh, thats RIGHT! Sex is only suppose to be in the context of marriage! I forgot! so I guess you have to marry her or otherwise it would be a sin!

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                          • Unrepenting Sinner
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 16

                            #313
                            Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                            Okay, first of all let me set a few things straight: I'm a...
                            -Male
                            -Christian, who attends church twice a week minimum every week
                            -American (from the Midwest)
                            -Conservative (who votes Republican)

                            and I also am instructed, 5 days a week, in Christian Biblical Theology.

                            What I would like to point out, is a look at the words of CHRIST, not simply the Old Testament Jewish Law, also known as the Law of Moses.

                            I don't have too much time on my hands at the moment to write this all out, so to be spared the time of citing my biblical references, I'll leave it to you to research them on your own time. A quick copy and paste into an online search bar should do the trick.

                            Jesus, the Incarnate Word of God, gave two commandments: To love God with all of your heart, soul, strength, and mind, and to love your neighbor as yourself. He did not come to abolish the Law of Moses, but to FULFILL it. Jesus is the alpha and the omega, the beginning and end of all things. The world was created through the Word, and so too all things must be in him to be saved.

                            BUT, Jesus NEVER said ANYTHING about degrading women. His 12 apostles were all male, but his disciples, his students, as the word disciple means, numbered in the hundreds, if not thousands, and they included both men AND women. Mary and Martha, the sisters of Lazarus whom Jesus raised from the dead, before entering the city of Jerusalem, he loved dearly. Even Mary, the former harlot was a beloved disciple of his. Nowhere does Jesus degrade the women who followed him, treat them as less-than-equal to the men who followed Him, or deny them the right to come to him for repentance and salvation.

                            So to say that rape, which is a crime, a defilement, and a breach of security to a person, is okay, is bologna. To treat a person, with a rational soul, created by God himself, as if they are property, to be used and abused as desired, to justify those actions is a pigheaded mentality, and is completely missing the message of Christ, who is God in the flesh.

                            And to justify this false message of male-superiority with Old Testament Biblical references is to miss the point entirely. CHRISTIANS ARE NOT JEWS. At the council of Jerusalem in Acts, it was determined that gentile converts did NOT have to be circumcised or follow the Jewish fast, THEREFORE saying that Christians were NOT bound by the Old Law of Moses, but Jesus had liberated us from slavery to that Law, and now we had a real chance at salvation in HIM.

                            The New Testament is hidden in the Old, but the Old is fulfilled in the New. One without the other is to miss the big picture, and to base opinions on social order solely on the words of ancient Jews in the Old Testament is to miss the basis of Christianity entirely. Christians aren't bound to the Bible alone, but to Christ, God himself.

                            Christ, God Himself said, in our own human, material world, that we were to treat each other as we wanted to be treated ourselves, so this hypocrisy and brutality of making women into creatures less-than-human, or beast-like will NOT merit you salvation. This is the kind of hate-spewing bologna that is brought about by Satan, the Deceiver.

                            The twisting of Biblical words into a message of hate is exactly what is spoken of in Revelations. A great apostasy will come across the world, and it's a shame that so many are led by a message of false-Christianity. This type of mentality is NOT what Jesus taught, and if I may be so bold, is the exact same type of pride that led to the Fall of humanity in the first place. This is exactly what Jesus came to save us from, not to endorse.

                            Please, I implore you, see reason. Stop this message of hate, or maybe (again, if I may be so bold, for nobody but God alone knows this) you yourselves will be the ones in eternal damnation.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #314
                              Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                              tl;dr

                              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22355

                                #315
                                Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                                Originally posted by Repenting Sinner View Post
                                I don't have too much time on my hands at the moment to write this all out, so to be spared the time of citing my biblical references, I'll leave it to you to research them on your own time. A quick copy and paste into an online search bar should do the trick.
                                Your baseless ramblings contain zero Holy Scripture. Please stop insulting Jesus Christ and start quoting the Holy Bible. And stop your twisting of the Truth®, God does not allow it!

                                Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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