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  • Theformerbliever
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2012
    • 1

    #361
    Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

    All of you are very sick individuals who will burn in hell. It is because of people like you that people like me turn from the church and god all together. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14076

      #362
      Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

      Originally posted by Theformerbliever View Post
      All of you are very sick individuals who will burn in hell. It is because of people like you that people like me turn from the church and god all together. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
      Believe me, they're not.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #363
        Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

        Originally posted by Theformerbliever View Post
        All of you are very sick individuals who will burn in hell. It is because of people like you that people like me turn from the church and god all together. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
        What upsets you? That the Bible points out that it is perfectly acceptable to offer your daughters' virtue to an angry mob to defend yourself?

        God has pointed this out for our edification. Clearly, it is acceptable to Him; why is it unacceptable to you?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Liberalandcrazy
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • May 2012
          • 6

          #364
          Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

          The Bible can go to hell! Rape is a crime! You are an awful person, and your god would be ashamed. You cannot help your gender. It's like being killed for being blond!

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #365
            Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

            Originally posted by Liberalandnotcrazy View Post
            The Bible can go to hell! Rape is a crime! You are an awful person, and your god would be ashamed. You cannot help your gender. It's like being killed for being blond!
            Why would God be ashamed for us following the guidelines set out in His holy book?

            Where else do you find anything reliable about what God wants that people haven't just made up in their heads to be convenient for them?
            sigpic
            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Jack O'fagan
              With faith as immovable as the Earth
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 4836

              #366
              Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

              Originally posted by Theformerbliever View Post
              All of you are very sick individuals who will burn in hell. It is because of people like you that people like me turn from the church and god all together. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
              If you are a former believer then what hell are you talking about??

              As soon as people spit in the face of Jesus they lose all logic

              YIC

              Jack
              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

              sigpic

              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #367
                Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                Originally posted by Liberalandnotcrazy View Post
                The Bible can go to hell!...
                I don't get this. Without the Bible, we wouldn't know about Hell.

                ... Rape is a crime!...
                In our present (non-Biblical) society, yes, it is. The True Christians™ here are working on changing that (with help from all of their friends in Congress, the Senate, and if Romney wins, the White House, too).

                ...You are an awful person, and your god would be ashamed...
                Even if he's doing what God tells him to? Why would God be ashamed?

                (I also note your saying "your god". Please acquaint us with the "real" one as far as you beliefs go.)

                ...You cannot help your gender. It's like being killed for being blond!
                God gives us our gender (according to the Bible), along with specific, detailed instructions about how women are to be treated. He's just going along with what God commands (like almost two billion people on the Earth do, or at least claim to).

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #368
                  Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

                  Originally posted by Liberalandnotcrazy View Post
                  The Bible can go to hell! Rape is a crime! You are an awful person, and your god would be ashamed. You cannot help your gender. It's like being killed for being blond!
                  First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                  Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                  Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Snorkel
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • May 2012
                    • 3

                    #369
                    Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                    Thank god you guys are a dying breed

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                    • Jack O'fagan
                      With faith as immovable as the Earth
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 4836

                      #370
                      Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                      Originally posted by Snorkel View Post
                      Thank god you guys are a dying breed
                      There are only a few of us that obey God's word. But when we die we will enter through the narrow gate.

                      Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


                      It is the wide gate for you my friend,

                      YIC

                      Jack
                      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                      • Godsfriend
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • May 2012
                        • 2

                        #371
                        Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                        Jack, Pastor Ezekiel, all you other big sillies... OH, where to begin. If I had no life, like most of you, I would sit here and point out all of your incompetencies, and all of your god's. yes, lower case G for god.

                        To be honest, I wouldn't mind having my way with one of your mothers. Jack, I would probably have to dig your mother's nasty old body up from a crusty old cemetary. But I would still have my God-Given way with that lady place

                        Pastor Ezekiel probably already raped his mother, ya little squirt!

                        anyways, thats all I have to say. No real cursed biblical text, sorry. Don't need it. I read out of the book called Logic. Its the new hot thing, you should check it out! I think Jesus wrote it..or someone like that. I dunno.

                        Thanks for taking the time to read about how all of you somehow manage to completely make fun of yourselves, and I dont even have to say anything!! Precious.


                        And remember, God backwards is Dog! HA!
                        Last edited by Capt. Aaron Portway; 05-11-2012, 08:39 PM. Reason: Filthy language removed.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #372
                          Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                          Originally posted by Godsfriend View Post
                          I would probably have to dig your mother's nasty old body up from a crusty old cemetary. But I would still have my God-Given way with that twat.
                          That's a pretty bold thing to do for someone who thinks he is Godsfriend.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • RevelationsBabex
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • May 2012
                            • 19

                            #373
                            Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                            uh...hi...I'm a daughter. and I really don't want to be raped. My father is a christian man and he'd never let that happen. I think you all need to take a step back from yourselves and realize that letting someone take advantage of your daughter is not the right thing to do at all. Why would you want your daughter to scream and cry with pain as he does vile things to her holds her down? Excuse me if I'm being too harsh, but none of you have souls nor brains nor hearts. I'd love it if you'd go jump off a cliff. all of you. and also while I'm at it...Crazy Old Man probably DOESN'T have children BECAUSE HE'S INSANE. AND TAKEN OVER BY SEVERAL IF NOT THOUSANDS OF DEMONS. HE MOST LIKELY TALKS TO THEM IN HIS HEAD. OMG PEOPLE. GET YOUR FREAKING ACTS TOGETHER AND REALIZE THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WRONG. I HATE YOU ALL. ALL OF YOU. I WANT YOU ALL TO DIE. WHOEVER THINKS THIS WAY. YOU ******* TRY TO GET RAPED *******!!!!!!!

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                            • Godsfriend
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • May 2012
                              • 2

                              #374
                              Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                              If I was Satan, I would create some master scheme like Christianity (since I would be the master deceiver) and then I could control a bunch of mindless zombies who think they're doing good by doing complete evil. That would be a smart plan. I'm quite sure Jesus and Satan are in business together, to monopolizing all of humanity! Hahahaha it's funny because it's most likely true. Much more true than any religious text! Boom! In your face!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #375
                                Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                                Originally posted by Godsfriend View Post
                                If I was Satan, I would create some master scheme like Christianity (since I would be the master deceiver) and then I could control a bunch of mindless zombies who think they're doing good by doing complete evil. That would be a smart plan. I'm quite sure Jesus and Satan are in business together, to monopolizing all of humanity! Hahahaha it's funny because it's most likely true. Much more true than any religious text! Boom! In your face!
                                Dear Godmocking Whore;

                                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                                YIC,

                                --Pastor Ezekiel
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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