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  • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

    Dear Alphonse,

    Thank you. I have no desire to quarrel with you. I also agree that freedom is not ALWAYS a good thing. But I have been a baptist and a born again Christian for 13 years, and I don't see why you would disrespect that, if you are a Christian?

    Also, as a good Christian I know you will consider the Lord's words: "In your anger do not sin; when you are on your beds, search your hearts and be silent."

    I will pray for you.

    Sincerely,
    LifeAndTruth
    "Then said Jesus, "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do ..."--Luke 23:34

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    • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

      I have had a good look about the bible, and not only the sinful, horrific Moomins, there are other things that seems like I should avoid from now on! For example a quote from Leviticus 11:10 :“But whatever is in the seas and in the rivers that does not have fins and scales among all the teeming life of the water, and among all the living creatures that are in the water, they are detestable things to you.”

      I had no idea seafood was so bad. What should I do to punish myself for eating shrimps the other night?

      There are other things I have come to notice too. Leviticus also states, that I can own slaves - as long as they are from a different country. Does anyone know whether it's better for me to get a Russian or a Swedish slave? I'm also a bit concerned about how it's also stated in Leviticus, that people who work on Sundays should be ... well, eliminated, to be frank. I have a friend who does so, because he works in a restaurant. Is it really necessary to kill him? Then again, if one wants to live by the bible, I guess one should obey ALL the rules stated. I also have lots of polyester clothes that seem to be sinful as well, should I burn them or can I give them to the red cross?

      Thank you.

      p.s. have you guys ever heard of "sarcasm"?

      I rest my case. I'm glad this particular crazy christian community is just a small minority of people, but I hope at least some of you realize at some point how ridiculous all this sounds. The bible has good points, but for goodness sake it was written 2000 years ago and the world has changed quite a bit since then. I don't really want to own slaves of any kind, and I have no attempt to punish my friend who works on Sundays by killing him .

      Do you?

      peace.

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      • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

        And I had such high hopes for you!

        Originally posted by Snorkmaiden View Post
        p.s. have you guys ever heard of "sarcasm"?
        Yes. Lowest form of wit, right?

        I rest my case. I'm glad this particular crazy christian community is just a small minority of people
        Says who? Ever heard of our friends of the Tea Party? Sarah Palin? The next elections will be won by a True Christian(TM), you can count on that!

        The bible has good points, but for goodness sake it was written 2000 years ago and the world has changed quite a bit since then.
        So God is stupid, and didn't know what was going to happen 2000 years later? Yeah, that makes sense.

        Do you?
        If you had really read the Bible, you would already know the answer. Yes, we do want to, but we won't, because we have to obey secular law. Sadly.

        For now.

        PS: all your other questions about Leviticus have been answered about a thousand times already. On this very forum. Read more, whine less.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

          Originally posted by Snorkmaiden View Post
          Yes, we do want to, but we won't, because we have to obey secular law. Sadly.
          HAH and you call yourself a true christian? Because of the law ... psh! If god wanted you crazies to have slaves (I can't believe this is for real....jesus friggen christ) why would he allow people to make laws like that?

          Have a nice shrimp cocktail and let go, this is all too silly to be taken seriously :-)

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          • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

            A lot of ignorant atheists think that the jooish dietary laws apply to Christians; they don't.

            Ac:10:11: And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending unto him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
            Ac:10:12: Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
            Ac:10:13: And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
            Ac:10:14: But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
            Ac:10:15: And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
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            • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              A lot of ignorant atheists think that the jooish dietary laws apply to Christians; they don't.

              Ac:10:11: And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending unto him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
              Ac:10:12: Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
              Ac:10:13: And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
              Ac:10:14: But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
              Ac:10:15: And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
              Ummm Brother are you saying that's it is ok to eat SHRIMP?

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              • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                Originally posted by Snorkmaiden View Post
                HAH and you call yourself a true christian? Because of the law ... psh! If god wanted you crazies to have slaves (I can't believe this is for real....jesus friggen christ) why would he allow people to make laws like that?

                Have a nice shrimp cocktail and let go, this is all too silly to be taken seriously :-)
                I'm not sure why you are quoting my words of wisdom under your own name, but I'll let it pass. Eskimos and computers, it'll never work.

                Slaves... well, let's just say that my gardeners don't think of themselves of slaves. They are often called Jesus anyway.

                Again, you react without reading - see Brother Bathfire's response. We are not some filthy Joos.

                Still, shrimps are still heavily debated in our congregation, but most of us refuse to eat them. Better safe then sorry!
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  If you had really read the Bible, you would already know the answer. Yes, we do want to, but we won't, because we have to obey secular law. Sadly.
                  That's like the most hypocrite thing I have ever heard (or read, in this case). You are so into some 2000 year old book you claim to written by a higher power and based on that even look down on women. yet you are not to follow it because of man made laws waaaaaay after the alleged writing day of the bible.

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                  • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                    Originally posted by Talipallo View Post
                    That's like the most hypocrite thing I have ever heard (or read, in this case).
                    Why? Ever heard of Hebrews 13:17?


                    Hebrews 13:17
                    Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

                    Yes, there is some confusion, because the Bible also clearly states:

                    Acts 5:29
                    Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

                    But what's hypocritical about that?

                    You are so into some 2000 year old book you claim to written by a higher power
                    Um, parts of it are at least 3400 years old. And this have been proven by archeology!

                    and based on that even look down on women
                    Looking down on women - as you call it, we prefer to think of it as giving them their rightful place - is not against the law, last time I checked.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                      Originally posted by janika91 View Post
                      I, as a Finnish citizen and Christian find this absolutely horrific.
                      How dare you think you have any right to say things like this? Let's think about this, the standard of living, level of crime, level of murder... Finland vs. America... Need I say more?
                      How dare YOU talk to us like that. You guys are violent Vikings who rape and pillage entire villiages for fun. You also kill those beautiful whales just for sport.

                      You aren't much of a Christian young man. You don't see us barging into YOUR forum and calling you names and spreading hate now do you?

                      Enjoy HELL Mister. I bet Satan loves Finns because you all look just like your famous, hideous, demon-like Trolls you so proudly display and worship all over your little tiny HELLbound country.
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                      • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                        How dare YOU talk to us like that. You guys are violent Vikings who rape and pillage entire villiages for fun. You also kill those beautiful whales just for sport.

                        You aren't much of a Christian young man. You don't see us barging into YOUR forum and calling you names and spreading hate now do you?

                        Enjoy HELL Mister. I bet Satan loves Finns because you all look just like your famous, hideous, demon-like Trolls you so proudly display and worship all over your little tiny HELLbound country.
                        1) Finns werent vikings, learn a little about what you talk about, good way not to make yourself look like an idiot

                        2) Based on name, Im pretty sure Janika is a girl.

                        3) You have not, but you should also realise that you are trying to totally destroy the legacy of beloved finnish fairytale kids have watched as cartoons for decades here and this is open forum to any to join.

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                        • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                          Originally posted by Talipallo View Post
                          you should also realise that you are trying to totally destroy the legacy of beloved finnish fairytale
                          Stop right there, missy!

                          Just think for a second how stupid that sounds. I am not trying to destroy anything, if I were, don't you think I would have posted some lies about Moomins to some hunt-a-walrus forums.

                          I only posted the truth as a warning for True Christian™ parents in True Christian™ forum. That's it.

                          Young lady, you have some wild imagination.

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                          • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                            How dare YOU talk to us like that. You guys are violet Vikingswho rape and pillage entire villiages for fun.
                            Is ture this I think sister Daisy, I think they are more like pink vikings too maybe more than purple ones like you say is maybe because they are no so macho and toughly and are more tender softerer types of vikings and is maybe all homosexers and Sodomators because of deviant Moomins stuffs and things like theses.

                            Good observacion sister.
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                            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                            • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                              Is this a joke? There are for exampel NO eskimos in Sweden or Finland. At all. Never has been.

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                              • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                                Originally posted by AnnaAnna View Post
                                Is this a joke? There are for exampel NO eskimos in Sweden or Finland. At all. Never has been.

                                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo
                                Is your eternal damnation and hopeful salvation a joke?

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