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  • Joshua.Wright
    Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
    • Mar 2012
    • 41

    #166
    Re: Found lesbian emo girl cutting herself

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Use proper punctuation and grammar, or you'll be shown the door, pervert.
    Now you've confused me. How do a few punctuation and grammatical errors make me a pervert? Enlighten me.
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any other gibberish will get you instabanned. --ADMIN

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #167
      Re: Found lesbian emo girl cutting herself

      Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
      Now you've confused me. How do a few punctuation and grammatical errors make me a pervert? Enlighten me.
      No, of course not.

      Worshiping slope comics makes you a pervert. Purposefully ignoring the rules of grammar and punctuation in God's favorite language (AMERICAN!) makes you an irritating fool.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Thomas Dalton
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2011
        • 296

        #168
        Re: Found lesbian emo girl cutting herself

        Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
        you do realize that if caught you'd be found guilty of the following
        .invasion of privacy (spying on the kid)
        .trespassing (walking into someone elses house without permission)
        .breaking and entering (if the door was locked)
        .assulting a minor (need i say why)
        .hit and run (you hit the child multiple times then you left)
        .profiling (assuming she was a lesbian because of her short hair)
        No, if caught (what is the chance of that) they would first need the testemony of the child, and the parents will hopefully be able to prevent that. Even if the emo lesbian girl would defy her parents, move out the house, and whore herself to pay for her upkeep since her parents would cut her off when she testified, brother Ekman has an about 15% chance to get a Christian for a judge/jury member, and would be released completely exonorated.

        Praise Jesus!

        Thomas
        John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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        • Joshua.Wright
          Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
          • Mar 2012
          • 41

          #169
          Re: Found lesbian emo girl cutting herself

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          No, of course not.

          Worshiping slope comics makes you a pervert. Purposefully ignoring the rules of grammar and punctuation in God's favorite language (AMERICAN!) makes you an irritating fool.
          1. What's a slope comic
          2. How can you prove that I "worship" them?
          3. I wasn't ignoring the grammar and punctuation, like I said I made a few mistakes.
          4. The language is called English.
          5. How can you prove that it's Gods favorite language?
          Answer all 5 of these questions intelligently and I'll leave everyone else on these forums alone. No matter how many flaws I find in thier argument.
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any other gibberish will get you instabanned. --ADMIN

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #170
            Re: Found lesbian emo girl cutting herself

            Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
            1. What's a slope comic
            2. How can you prove that I "worship" them?
            3. I wasn't ignoring the grammar and punctuation, like I said I made a few mistakes.
            4. The language is called English.
            5. How can you prove that it's Gods favorite language?
            Answer all 5 of these questions intelligently and I'll leave everyone else on these forums alone. No matter how many flaws I find in thier argument.
            Who do you think you are? Perry Mason?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Benjamin Over
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Nov 2011
              • 81

              #171
              Re: Found lesbian emo girl cutting herself

              Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
              BLA.... BLA.....Answer all 5 of these questions intelligently and I'll leave everyone else on these forums alone. No matter how many flaws I find in thier argument.
              Don't you have any sense of shame at all to barge into the Lord's favorite forum, and exert commands, and demands towards us; followers of his majesty Christ JESUS?

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              • lukasekman
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 614

                #172
                Re: Found lesbian emo girl cutting herself

                I have actually served jail for disciplining kids before, so getting caught is nothing that I care much about. I DO care about the punishment from the LORD that will happen if I don't discipline children thought.


                Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
                you do realize that if caught you'd be found guilty of the following
                .invasion of privacy (spying on the kid)
                It was my job to look after them

                .trespassing (walking into someone elses house without permission)
                Their parents actually asked me to it.

                .breaking and entering (if the door was locked)
                It wasn't.

                .assulting a minor (need i say why)
                Watching her sin, I did what I had to do.

                .hit and run (you hit the child multiple times then you left)
                I was shocked, or rather told by the LORD to leave the haunted house.

                .profiling (assuming she was a lesbian because of her short hair)
                Profiling is not a crime, if you think so, try sue Fecebook or Google. Profiling is used to aim their ads.

                sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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                • Joshua.Wright
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 41

                  #173
                  Re: Found lesbian emo girl cutting herself

                  I love how everyone's pissed that I ask those questions, yet none of them have been answered.
                  This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any other gibberish will get you instabanned. --ADMIN

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #174
                    Re: Found lesbian emo girl cutting herself

                    Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
                    I love how everyone's pissed that I ask those questions, yet none of them have been answered.
                    No one is "pissed" as you say. It's just that you ask idiotic questions, and the Bible commands us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself.


                    "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • lukasekman
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 614

                      #175
                      Re: Found lesbian emo girl cutting herself

                      Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
                      I love how everyone's pissed that I ask those questions, yet none of them have been answered.
                      I did answer to all of your questions. What part of my answer did you not understand? Their parents asked me to look after their kids, so there was no trespassing or unauthorized invasion of privacy.

                      If your daughter cut herself and someone else saw it, would you prefer to let her keep cutting?

                      sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                      Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                      Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                      Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                      Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #176
                        Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
                        I love how everyone's pissed that I ask those questions, yet none of them have been answered.
                        Typical drive by atheiotardist post: say a few shocking things and then we see her again. Typical.

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                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Joshua.Wright
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 41

                          #177
                          Re: Found lesbian emo girl cutting herself

                          Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                          I did answer to all of your questions. What part of my answer did you not understand? Their parents asked me to look after their kids, so there was no trespassing or unauthorized invasion of privacy.

                          If your daughter cut herself and someone else saw it, would you prefer to let her keep cutting?
                          No, but there are better ways of handling it than beating her. How about talking to her, telling her that there are better ways to handle what made her cut herself than to do so.
                          P.s. Remind me to NEVER hire you as a baby-sitter.
                          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any other gibberish will get you instabanned. --ADMIN

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #178
                            Re: Found lesbian emo girl cutting herself

                            Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
                            No, but there are better ways of handling it than beating her. How about talking to her, telling her that there are better ways to handle what made her cut herself than to do so.
                            That's not what the Bible says. We follow God's advice, not some random punk kid on the internets.


                            Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
                            P.s. Remind me to NEVER hire you as a baby-sitter.
                            Remind me to Pray to Jesus that you never produce any children.

                            Psalm 69:22-29
                            Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.
                            Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.
                            Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
                            Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
                            For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.
                            Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.
                            Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.
                            But I am poor and sorrowful: let thy salvation, O God, set me up on high.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #179
                              Re: Found lesbian emo girl cutting herself

                              Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
                              No, but there are better ways of handling it than beating her. How about talking to her, telling her that there are better ways to handle what made her cut herself than to do so.
                              P.s. Remind me to NEVER hire you as a baby-sitter.
                              Next you'll be saying we shouldn't thrash children at all and it's wrong. Jesus disagrees.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #180
                                Re: Found lesbian emo girl cutting herself

                                Originally posted by Joshua.Wright View Post
                                No, but there are better ways of handling it than beating her. How about talking to her, telling her that there are better ways to handle what made her cut herself than to do so.
                                P.s. Remind me to NEVER hire you as a baby-sitter.
                                Young lady, I am positive she was talked to. But it fell on the deaf ears of a pitiful slut with her fingers in her ears yelling 'Whaaaaaaaaaaaa... Poor Meeeeeeeeeeee'.
                                All she needed to do was read the Bible.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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