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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22348

    #1

    Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

    Any decent Christian knows only Jesus can cure you. Everything else is a lie, or even worse, witchcraft (Exodus 22:18). I am proud to say I have never visited a doctor in my entire life!

    Unlike Christianity, which is based on cold hard facts, homeopathy is based on unfounded superstitions, weird rituals, deception and lies. By tapping into the fears of sick people, homeopaths mislead people into the most idiotic things. (Matthew 24:24)

    Take color therapy for example:


    In reality color therapy is nothing but Satan's way of making everything look gay. Weak minded people are misled by homeopaths into believing wearing a pair of colored glasses can cure diseases. If this would have been true, the invention of sunglasses should have cured all the sick in the world.

    Hahnemann (1755-1843) is recognised as the founder of homeopathy. He was born in Meissen, Saxony, and studied medicine and chemistry at the University of Leipzig. He became interested in the properties of the Peruvian cinchona bark and its use for treating malaria. He tested this on himself and was fascinated to discover that small doses of the substance produced symptoms similar to malaria. We now know this was just an allergic reaction, but Hahnemann concluded otherwise.

    He also invented the process of 'dilution', involved placing one drop of original tincture in 99 drops of water and alcohol. He repeated this 30 times. Those capable of simple math know that in the end you will only have water and alcohol, also known as Vodka. So clearly Hahnemann was a communist.

    Yes, some people really are this stupid.


    All homeopathic medicine has to be used rectally. There are no exceptions to this. While packaged nice and colorful, this cannot hide the true intention of homeopathy: Preparing innocent, weak, sick people for anal rape. Actually homeopathic medicine in itself could also be considered to be anal rape! (Leviticus 20:13)
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    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

    The word "homeopath" is a portmanteau of the words "homosexual" and "psychopath". So basically, Jefferey Dahmer was a homeopath. Homeopathy is the science of raping people while they are unconscious.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78551

      #3
      Re: Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

      I know that Homo-opathy is quite popular in Godless England, land of countless limp-wristed perverts.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        I know that Homo-opathy is quite popular in Godless England, land of countless limp-wristed perverts.

        Sadly, this is true. Those peddlers of some fakery inspired by the made up nonsense imagined by some mumbo jumbo merchant and written down in a book they have blind faith in are rife. What's worse, it's almost like they are immune to being challenged and make up spurious special pleadings that science cannot actually examine their work properly and draw conclusions. I don't know what's so special about their claims of stuff that simply can't be proven that we should just believe them without question but that's people for you!
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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        • Good Christian Woman
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2011
          • 349

          #5
          Re: Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Any decent Christian knows only Jesus can cure you. Everything else is a lie, or even worse, witchcraft (Exodus 22:18). I am proud to say I have never visited a doctor in my entire life!
          Amen! HOMO-pathy is nothing more than Satan's excuse to get you to turn from the truest form of medicine: Prayer!

          And those liebral doctors are just as bad! The last time I went for a physical, the doctor told me that having another child would damage my body, and that I should use birth control! Needless to say, I stopped going to that phony right then!
          1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

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          • SisterNeedsASaviour
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2012
            • 32

            #6
            Re: Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

            What about Chinese Herbal remedies?

            They sure taste like it came from Satan's apothecary stores.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2025
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

              Originally posted by SisterNeedsASaviour View Post
              What about Chinese Herbal remedies?

              They sure taste like it came from Satan's apothecary stores.
              Take too much of that stuff and you end up with yellow skin and slitty eyes. Not to mention being ugly.

              I would never try such a thing. My Faith lies totally at the hands of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Who, thankfully has kept my skin pure white, and my eyes the deepest blue.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Nosh Sherlock
                Unsaved trash, suspected joo
                • Apr 2012
                • 4

                #8
                Re: Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

                "Any decent Christian knows only Jesus can cure you. Everything else is a lie, or even worse, witchcraft (Exodus 22:18). I am proud to say I have never visited a doctor in my entire life!

                Unlike Christianity, which is based on cold hard facts, homeopathy is based on unfounded superstitions, weird rituals, deception and lies. By tapping into the fears of sick people, homeopaths mislead people into the most idiotic things."


                Alright, I won't argue that 99% of homeopath remedies are hokum and scams. But even as a fairly devout Christian myself, I believe that no religion, Christianity or other wise is "cold hard fact", but the result of faith instead. That translates into different meanings for every follower. What if, for example, a faithful person prays to god for a a cure to an illness to injury, and that prayer is answered in the form of a doctor or medical treatment? All of the advances in modern medicine throughout history, is it not at least possible that they are the result of answered prayers for disease and sickness? If so, would it not be blasphemous or even sacrilegious to ignore and not use these gifts? Worst case scenario, if the Bible assures us that our God is a forgiving one, then I think there are worst things one can do to raise his ire.
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9062

                  #9
                  Re: Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

                  Originally posted by Nosh!tSherlock View Post
                  "Any decent Christian knows only Jesus can cure you. Everything else is a lie, or even worse, witchcraft (Exodus 22:18). I am proud to say I have never visited a doctor in my entire life!

                  Unlike Christianity, which is based on cold hard facts, homeopathy is based on unfounded superstitions, weird rituals, deception and lies. By tapping into the fears of sick people, homeopaths mislead people into the most idiotic things."


                  Alright, I won't argue that 99% of homeopath remedies are hokum and scams. But even as a fairly devout Christian myself, I believe that no religion, Christianity or other wise is "cold hard fact", but the result of faith instead. That translates into different meanings for every follower. What if, for example, a faithful person prays to god for a a cure to an illness to injury, and that prayer is answered in the form of a doctor or medical treatment? All of the advances in modern medicine throughout history, is it not at least possible that they are the result of answered prayers for disease and sickness? If so, would it not be blasphemous or even sacrilegious to ignore and not use these gifts? Worst case scenario, if the Bible assures us that our God is a forgiving one, then I think there are worst things one can do to raise his ire.
                  This is a common mistake many so called Christians think.

                  Actually this is not the case. Christianity (True Christianity(tm) ) is about following the Bible (KJV1611) one hundred percent: not just the bits that are currently in vogue.

                  Yours in Christ.
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Nosh Sherlock
                    Unsaved trash, suspected joo
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 4

                    #10
                    Re: Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

                    "I don't know what's so special about their claims of stuff that simply can't be proven that we should just believe them without question but that's people for you!"

                    Is this not the concept behind most, if not every major religion? Beyond faith and what we as Christians may believe, can we truly prove the story of creation? Or point out the exact whereabouts of the Garden of Eden? It's Faith vs. Fact. Of course, Homeopathy medicine is just one giant placebo/scam, but has at least one parallel with religion (and by extension Christianity) and that is that it claims to be beyond the scope of science.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #11
                      Re: Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

                      Originally posted by Nosh!tSherlock View Post
                      "I don't know what's so special about their claims of stuff that simply can't be proven that we should just believe them without question but that's people for you!"

                      Is this not the concept behind most, if not every major religion? Beyond faith and what we as Christians may believe, can we truly prove the story of creation? Or point out the exact whereabouts of the Garden of Eden? It's Faith vs. Fact. Of course, Homeopathy medicine is just one giant placebo/scam, but has at least one parallel with religion (and by extension Christianity) and that is that it claims to be beyond the scope of science.
                      I'm not sure what you are trying to say here.

                      Perhaps if you come right out and say whether you hate God or not instead of hiding behind some nonsense about secular snake oil salesmen.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9062

                        #12
                        Re: Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

                        Originally posted by Nosh!tSherlock View Post
                        "I don't know what's so special about their claims of stuff that simply can't be proven that we should just believe them without question but that's people for you!"

                        Is this not the concept behind most, if not every major religion? Beyond faith and what we as Christians may believe, can we truly prove the story of creation? Or point out the exact whereabouts of the Garden of Eden? It's Faith vs. Fact. Of course, Homeopathy medicine is just one giant placebo/scam, but has at least one parallel with religion (and by extension Christianity) and that is that it claims to be beyond the scope of science.
                        It boils down to whether you believe what the Bible says.

                        I do an that makes me a Christian. If you think it or parts of it are not true or fairy stories or metaphors you are not a Christian.

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Nosh Sherlock
                          Unsaved trash, suspected joo
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 4

                          #13
                          Re: Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

                          So what does that mean exactly? What one person determines the "correct" interpretation of the Bible to be followed? I certainly don't believe worship should be viewed so cut and dry. How can you follow something 100% that everyone may interpret differently? The Bible should be used as conduit and source for our faith sure, but at what point does our God given free will come into play? There's a reason we don't all think the same way.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #14
                            Re: Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

                            Originally posted by Nosh!tSherlock View Post
                            So what does that mean exactly? What one person determines the "correct" interpretation of the Bible to be followed? I certainly don't believe worship should be viewed so cut and dry. How can you follow something 100% that everyone may interpret differently? The Bible should be used as conduit and source for our faith sure, but at what point does our God given free will come into play? There's a reason we don't all think the same way.
                            Not another interpreter!

                            So how do you know of God? Which bits are wrong and need ignoring? Let's start at the beginning.
                            Genesis 1:1-8
                            1In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. 2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. 3And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. 4And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. 5And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
                            6And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. 7And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. 8And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

                            In need of interpretation? If so, why?
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Nosh Sherlock
                              Unsaved trash, suspected joo
                              • Apr 2012
                              • 4

                              #15
                              Re: Homeopathy, anal rape with a pretty face!

                              "I do an that makes me a Christian. If you think it or parts of it are not true or fairy stories or metaphors you are not a Christian."

                              And I suppose you've been given that authority from the Almighty himself. *rolls eyes*. Look, I love God, no matter how you people (who are quickly seeming like cult oriented elitists as opposed to Christians charged with spreading the good word) my try and skew and twist things. I was hoping that this site would be able to support reasonable and intelligent debates, but I can see now that I will be met with nothing but the rather stereotypical Head-In-Ass-Christian (should be a particular denomination at this point) psychology that they're right and that a book that's been translated 100s of times for the sake of population control and governmental influence has all the answers. I wonder if prayer can cure extreme idiocy? With that, I resign from this ridiculous mass of conformists already. I hope you all enjoy your ignorant bliss.
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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